ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 5hi just came up with a new chord. has anyone seen one like this before?? 110
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026they're sending me to salt lake city to build chinampas... god damb i hate The White Hueyi Tlatoani 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026wealth, fame, power, i coulda had it all but i lost everything in that leopard accident 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm getting pretty close to 100 followers and some of them are even real people! 021
Reposted by ocular-harvesterdaisuki @famousrapgroup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026we made our first youtube video, please watch it bc i love you more then you would ever know www.youtube.com/watch?v=juco...youtube.comis roam0120 the scariest game ever!?YouTube video by Daisuki 021
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what if randomly one day a whole city disappeared for no clear reason and then a few days later it happened again nearby and then it never ever happened again. would that be fucked up or what 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Getting banned from the genetics lab for "inappropriate behavior" with my clone 020
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026found approx. 82% of the simpsons season 2 at the thrift store today so i'm feeling pretty good 001
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i think if cops wore sandals instead of normal shoes it wouldn't solve all of society's problems but boy would it solve a whole bunch of em!! 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pussy got me howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Quiet Sadness of Scraping Crud out of The Oven 020
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Another universe, parallel to our own, catty-corner to the Burger King, you know the one I'm talking about, kinda by the Asian grocery store? 020
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 28/09/20268 inch floppy disk? woah... how big does it get when it's hard... 031
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The donkey Kong game was created to satisfy Miyamoto's sick barrel-jumping fetish 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026always remember: underwear then pants then belt 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dizzy gillespie if he was from southeast asia: A Night Indonesia 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026idk how much more try everything i have in me 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you know that guy who goes up in helicopters for 20 minutes and then lands and draws what he saw from memory? i'm kinda like that except instead of a helicopter it's a chair and instead of from memory it's what's right in front of me and instead of drawing perfectly i mess everything up 020
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026imagine you get in a uber and this is playing on the stereoyoutube.comScheming Weasel Faster (Kevin Macleod) - Background Music (HD)YouTube video by Gaming Sound FX 100
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026how do construction workers spend all day next to a running diesel generator without getting a boner 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Your "no storage under exit stairs" sign is performative as fuck bro we both know you only put it up to impress the fire marshall 011
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The f major chord was put on this here earth by the devil 110
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026cole porter songs if they were scary: anything ghosts i get a kick outta boo too darn aah 020
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026every so often when you're looking a bunch of related things up you should throw in an oddball like "bismarck chamber of commerce" or "omd greatest hits". never let them know your next move 110
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Has anyone found a brown and yellow basket lately? I was using it to carry a letter to my mother. It's small enough to fit in someone's pocket 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When shawty got universal basic guys humor but you genuinely haven't gotten any play since frosty chocolate milkshakes 110
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the authorities have arraigned me on charges of trafficking harlem shake eggs 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm working on a sort of reverse jockstrap that covers the asscrack and absorbs its sweat but lets the willie swing freely 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026priest 1000 years in the future: go now, and may homer be with you congregation: and also with you one guy: and also with your spirit- d'oh! 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Run DMC if they were fish: mary mary, why ya glubbin? 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026kirkology, kirkography, kirktronic engineering, kirkosophy of kirking, world kirkerature, linear kirkebra, kirkstory 1500-500 BK, kirkramics, 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 10/09/2026creative use for stale peppermint patties: substitute for diamond in high-end sawblades 000
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 09/09/2026even old new york was once new hamsterdance 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We're having a meat wave, a tropical meat wave! 011
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ONLY PENIS CAN SING MY SONGS ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES DIES 011
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 05/09/2026drama film script SON: dad. dad please slow down the car this isn't safe DAD: your mom asked me to take you to california some day. we're going to california. i'm taking you to california right now (laughs) CAR STEREO: shirley shirley bo birley bo nana fana fo firley fee fi mo mirley... shirley! 040
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ok am i the only one who thinks this guy at the mall food court looks EXACTLY like Tepeyollotl, the Aztec god of caves and earthquakes? 😂💯 020
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is the year i finally learn Nahuatl 010
ocular-harvester @ocular-harvester.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ever heard of bernardo o'higgins buddy 000
