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Octorio The Salt King

@octoriothesaltking.bsky.social
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I'm just a dunderhead who plays games, makes stupid memes, and Splatoon GMOD posters of maybe halfway decent quality, maybe.... 27 Years Old - Splatoon Fan - 18+ but SFW - Possibly Inept - Not involved with the rest of the Splatoon GMOD/SFM Community...

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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 2h
Satanica has spotted Leatherface approaching her, but she's not worried.... ...She's trained herself to survive attacks from tens of thousands of Michael Myers clones. Leatherface with a chainsaw will be NOTHING to her... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Leatherface approaches Satanica holding a chainsaw....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That damn clown is ALWAYS out this time of year, and i think Gothia is planning to finally do something about that FREAK..... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Gothia stands in front of a tree whilst Pennywise stands behind her near a tree...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's always with the damn clowns. Why can't they just stay in 2016????? #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Miranda and Dr. Menard are walking down the middle of the street, whilst a clown with a very large knife walks behind them....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've finally made it, the best month of the year. We lost a bunch of our mental health due to dysentery along the way, but at least we can have at least a little fun now.... ..enjoy it my fellow splatoonites, we're all gonna need it.
Lilly, Satanica, Octorio, and Gothia stand in front of a spooky background...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With spooky month literally right around the corner, the Red and the Eldritch Being decide to pick up some last minute survival supplies at a WaWa.... ...Until a thunderstorm traps them in there for a while. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Satanica and Octorio are trapped inside a WaWa due to a strong thunderstorm....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh nooooooo...... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Satanica has created a black hole adjacent object....

...we should all be horrified
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had to put down my wonderful cat Maggie this afternoon. This year has been HORRIBLE to me this year, and now this..... ...Goodbye my sweet little girl.
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a nice evening....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do any of y'all remember the "Scary Clown Epidemic" that started around this time 10 years ago??? Yeah, I certainly do, being afraid of clowns and whatnot.... ...And it seems The Three Amigos remember that epidemic too and are now talking about it. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio is talking to Lilly and Gothia about the 'Scary Clown Epidemic" from 10 years ago....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Satanica is an unhinged eldritch being of calamity, and there isn't a god damn thing you or me can do about it.... ...she ordered her own pizza, and then carries the box back to her place with her teeth, or rather beak, i guess. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Satanica carries a pizza box with her beak (teeth)....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With all of the bullshit that's been going on this year, we all need to step back, shift back down to 1st gear, turn our brains off, and just derp around for awhile. Our mental health certainly needs to to this sometimes..... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly, Gothia, Satanica and Octorio do a bunch of stupid stuff....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Three Amigos (+ Satanica) went to go see an indie movie. A movie which involves a journey through our solar system and interstellar space. They seem to like it.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly, Gothia, Octorio, and Satanica go to watch a movie that involves a journey through outer space....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The racing gods really decided to make F1's Madring into a complete nothing burger before they proceed to turn NASCAR's race at St. Louis into an eldritch being of calamity.... ...I guess they must of seen what happened to F1 in Valencia years ago and said "nah, we're good"...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shork
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am a smidge late (since the seahawks already played their first game....), but for the others, they're waiting in wait.... ...although, there isn't much to be excited about it seems. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFL
Lilly asks if Golden Girl, Gothia, and Octorio are ready for the 2026 NFL season in 2 panels or less....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's Splatoon 3's 4th anniversary, and i had nothing in mind to celebrate it.... ....sooooo, I made a poster with an opinion on it to compensate.
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Direct is in less than 2 hours. I ALWAYS get predictions wrong, so uhhhhhh.... ...Something Splatoon related (3, Raiders, dare i say maybe 4???), New NSO Console, More Resident Evil stuff, New mario sports game, and let's throw Ace Attorney 7 in there too!!!! (Image below is unrelated...)
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A nasty storm ended up knocking the power out, so now The Three Amigo's are huddling up near each other. The household was planning a Homemade fried chicken night tonight, so hopefully the power comes back on quickly.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Gothia are snuggling up to each other whilst Lilly lays next to them. All three are in a darkened room thanks to a nasty thunderstorm...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia are on a bowling date, and Lilly found something out that the other two may enjoy later... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Gothia, Octorio, and Lilly sit on some seats at a bowling alley, whilst Lilly looks at her phone and discovers a new product that their favorite pizza place has....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i'm a fan of the Snapcube Sonic Fandubs, and i watched the Riders one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i knew that i wanted to ruin it for people, so uhhh, here ya go i guess.... #splatoonoc #hatsunemiku #pantyandstocking #sonic
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Satanica had a trampoline accident.... ...There really isn't anything to say, it's just a very Satanica thing to do. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Satanica lays injured next to a trampoline whilst Octorio looks at her unamused....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And just like that, the summer season's gonna end with rain, and lots of it. Oh well, it coulda been so much worse.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly and Octorio stand in front of a window whilst it rains outside....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lilly has NEVR played Phasmophobia before, and she gets a demon on her first go..... ....that's a BAD way to get experience. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly plays Phasmophobia whilst Octorio watches her...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One last summer beach trip before the seasons turn over..... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly, Octorio, and Gothia sit (or lay in some cases) on the sandy beach in front of a sunset....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was very, very bored. So I made this, Powerglow thing??? Idfk, i'm very tired and very hungry.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly in an orange glow. Octorio in a blue glow. Gothia in a red glow.
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The daytimes are still hotter than hell, but at least the nights are getting cooler.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Gothia, Lilly, and Octorio walk together after sunset....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dr. Menard recently adopted a kid with her wife, and she asked Satanica of all people to give some life lessons to her kid.... (can you tell i've played Deltarune recently???) #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Satanica telling a kid about friends and enemies in 4 panels or less....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lilly just had a terrible, awful, no good day.... ...At she has the red man to comfort her. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly lays down on Octorio's lap after she had a bad, bad day.....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gothia, being british, loves her british cars, including this one: the Jaguar XJ220. Boy does she love these.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc
Gothia is transparent in the background, whilst a Jaguar XJ220 wrapped in the classic 1908's Group C livery sits proud on a highway. (Footage taken from The Crew Motorfest)
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey look!!! It's the original Starwalker, and i think Satanica has some.... ....very "interesting" opinions on the yellow guy, and i think it's pissing The Original Starwalker off... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Deltarune
Gothia stands next to Satanica as she states that Starwalker is "tasty"
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So, we had a storm on Saturday, I mean, All we had was downed trees, streets flooded, and an ef-0 tornado in the west end of town. It was... quite a nasty storm actually... ...in less interesting news: Here's Satanica with burritos in her horns!!!! #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly and Octorio look at Satanica whilst she has burritos in her horns...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lilly has been taking up art for a good year or 2 now. And she DESPERATLY wanted to draw Octorio and Gothia hugging, they said "why the hell not..", and agreed. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly starts drawing Octorio and Gothia hugging...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
August is the most boring month in my opinion, but then i realize the spooky month is less than 2 months away, and then i get all giddy. It is my favorite time of year after all... ..anyways, here's Gothia with a can of bepis #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Gothia sits on an armchair whilst Octorio burns food and Lilly reacts by yelling...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It may only be a two horse race, but that doesn't mean she can't spring the blue shell on ya.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio drives a NASCAR Kart while Satanica gets close to striking Octorio with a blue shell...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I made a Splatoon Raiders meme for y'all out there... ...this IS how memes work, right??? #splatoon #splatoonmemes #splatoonraiders
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Octorio tried baking, AGAIN.... ...and he nearly burned the damn kitchen down.... ...AGAIN!!!! At least the loaf of bread (somehow) came out perfectly????? #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Twisty regret allowing Octorio to try baking again, whilst Lilly watches from a distance, and the stove is actively on fire....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So, apparently, Shark Week starts later tonight.... ...I think all of us splatoon fans know which character is a shark tamer, right??? Well, Shiver and Frye was 30 seconds late feeding Master Mega, the results are not ideal.... #splatoon #splatoonart #GMOD
Shiver and Frye are hanging out of Master Mega's (or at least a placeholder model of him until an actual Model for him comes out...) mouth after Shiver and Frye forgot to feed him....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lilly bought the wrong version of Splatoon Raiders..... ...also, i DID beat the game last night. I really liked it. #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly, Gothia, and Octorio sit on a couch whilst Lilly plays the wrong version of Splatoon Raiders...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"This is dumb and weird..." I was very, VERY bored, and i wanted to make SOMETHING.... ...and yes, copious amounts of penis music was involved in the making of this, thing..... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Homer dances over Octorio's corpse whilst Caine and Stocking Anarchy ponder over whatever the HELL they're doing.....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gothia's working at her bar tonight, so Lilly brought the red man on a movie date. It seems to be going well.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Lilly are sitting in the lobby of a movie theater...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Splatoon Raiders is next week.... ...Let's do this
Splatoon Raiders on Octorio's Switch 2
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Golden Girl shouldn't be driving. This much is clear. What ISN'T clear is why Gothia won't do anything, well, actually, she HAS, but the blonde bitch kept ignoring her and deflecting blame.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Golden Girl and Gothia argue after Golden Girl wrecks yet another car....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am here to curse your feed. This cursed image was made due to me not taking melatonin an hour earlier, and copious amounts of penis music. Make of that how you will.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #TomadachiLife #tadc
Gothia and Lilly are posing in front of a "Candy Caine" that Octorio made in Tomadachi Life Living The Dream....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tonight: on "What The Fuck Are We Doing???", Octorio and Satanica are committing a skosh of urban exploration to an old, creepy, long abandoned building. Satanica doesn't seem to do well in dark abandoned buildings, however it comes naturally to Octorio.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Satanica are exploring an abandoned building somewhere in wherever the fuck, and it's going well so far....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Flavio was always a pretentious dickhead. Oh well, I still love Thousand Year Door. Still of my childhood favorites... #Splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio plays Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door. Specifically the part where Lord Crump attacks the cast with his own pirate ship
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gothia "Accidentally" downloaded the wrong (sfw) version of Frieren Beyond Journey's End, but they still enjoyed it. I tried doing a 2 x 1 Panel layout for the first time, so i'll work out a better looking solution for next time.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Frieren
Gothia, Octorio, and Lilly watch a "copy" of Frieren Beyond Journey's End for the night....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It too hot outside (it's 31 Celsius with a humidex into the mid 40s rn...), so the three amigos, or rather TWO of em, decided to play VR with each other, with, interesting results.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Gothia watches Lilly and Octorio as they play a game in VR....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Today is my birthday. I am now 27. I'm an unc compared to some of y'all. Is that how you use the unc meme??? who knows anymore.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and all* of his friends (some of them are working or busy...) celebrate the red man's 27th day of birthing....
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Man, I HATE it when sudden rainstorms show up outta nowhere. Showin' up and ruining our planned day... ...I can take a few days of known to happen rain, but THIS!?!?!? It makes me SIIIIIICK.... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Gothia, Octorio, and Lilly are standing on a sidewalk in the middle of a rainstorm...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It seems SOMEONE here is a FunnyBunny fan. No judgement going on, they're just surprised that Satanica is a FunnyBunny fan. She seemed more like a RagaPom fan at first... #splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #TADC
Lilly, Octorio, and Gothia stare at Satanica while she makes a Jax and Pomni plushie kiss....
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