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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper

@occulturecritic.bsky.social
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Critic of the Dark and Macabre. I enjoy classics, modern, and sleaze. He/Him

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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 8h
Isabelle Furhman is a fucking Bond Villain
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 9h
Peter Sarsgaard is a fucking idiot in this
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like Isabelle Furhman should have been a much bigger star.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 9h
Damn this movie making Playgrounds scary
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 12h
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 9h
Naked Vera Farmiga!!!???
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Steve Harvey: Thank You Jesus
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 10h
Orphan Blu-ray doing an adoption ad
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 10h
Remember BD-Live as a thing?
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 10h
#NowWatching
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Orphan: Esther's Eerie Walk
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 10h
So was gonna watch Season 2 Mando tonight but the movie I'm watching tonight is about two hours so will watch it start it Wednesday. Instead we're gonna finally close out Morgan Elsbeth's story with
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 11h
I swear the Griffo Family on Family Feud always looking like they're gonna wreck the student whenever they lose a round.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 12h
Well Rock Lee is an alcoholic.
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Rock Lee: Fierce Stance
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Ordinary Shena @originalshena2.bsky.social · 18h
Tom Tenney is dying and has a very modest GoFundMe up to try to pay for oxygen and his medication and to try to keep his family housed when he's gone. He's comics people. Please donate, share, anything helps. www.gofundme.com/f/help-marve...?
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Donate to Help Marvel Artist Tom Tenney Thru His Final Chapter, organized by Christina Durbin
Imagine spending more than 30 years bringing heroes to life on… Christina Durbin needs your support for Help Marvel Artist Tom Tenney Thru His Final Chapter
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20h
I really love a good heel, and Pac was one of the very best. This was shortly after Mexico had been knocked out of the World Cup by England
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Christopher Richards @chrisrichards97.bsky.social · 12h
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Stop the Execution of Jesse Guardado in Florida
Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a death warrant for Jesse Guardado, who was sentenced to death for the murder of Jackie Malone on September 13th, 2004, in Walton County. Jesse was a student at the in...
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TDub says TRANS RIGHTS or GTFO @twkreviews.bsky.social · 14h
HELP A FRIENDO OUT #MutualAid #FinancialAid #Help
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 15h
If you have a download add-on you know what to do.
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Lyx Lyon @lyxlyon.bsky.social · 17h
Most of you don’t know this, but my amazing brother Drake has stage 4 brain cancer. He’s had 3 brain surgeries this year alone and upcoming is a fourth. He’s not able to work right now, which makes paying bills impossible. i know times are tough, but also, you aren’t a 29 year old with cancer…
Hello, my name is Drake, aka Sir Fudgepops online. I have stage 4 melanoma cancer that I have been battling for over 5 years now. I am raising funds to help with day-to-day expenses and pay for medical bills. I'm 29 and married to the love of my life, Candice last year and we just celebrated our first anniversary of which i could not be more thrilled. I love DnD (forever DM) and video games. I stream sometimes on Twitch (Twitch.tv/sirfudgepops) and love to just have fun in whatever I do.Recently, my condition has been worsening quite a lot, and I've been let go from my job at the worst time possible, as I have needed to work on myself a lot, trying to get my life together, but it is becoming increasingly hard to do so. I have had three brain surgeries within the last year and am about to need a fourth. This fourth surgery will be the most intense one yet, and they will be removing parts of my brain instead of the lit-burning procedure that was done before. With these surgeries, I have had to relearn to walk, speak, type, cook, and even just think. My left hand doesn't work great, and while I'm trying everything to keep my coordination and dexterity with it from devolving, it is not going well.
I'm once again put into a position of asking for help to cover expenses for medical, utility, and food while I'm stuck in a repeating trend of not being able to work and having to stay home, rest, and recover.If you could find it in your heart to donate to my family and me, it would mean the world. If you find yourself in a situation where you want to help but cannot help financially, please consider at least sharing this link to my GoFundMe so that someone else might be able to help. Anything is appreciated, even if it's just thoughts and prayers.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 16h
Spitballin' here but I bet you he's stepping away because of the merger. If I'm wrong then I'll take the L.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 17h
WAIT! SPIDER-MAN IS IN A HAPPY AND HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH MARY JANE!!! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!!! KILL THE WHOLE THING!!!
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 18h
Forget Remaking movies with the Muppets. We need movie remakes with Looney Tunes. www.youtube.com/shorts/EWMOR...
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Eric Bauza does Porky Pig in “Taken” #twoamigospodcast
YouTube video by Melissa Villaseñor
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The Adam Splitter @theadamsplitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope the paramount-Warner merger destroys any chance at Newsom being president He likes to pretend he’s a strongman, but here he was the last vanguard against something that will cause so much damage over the next few years and he crumbled so easily And I hope he never, ever escapes it
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need Magneto to not only have long hair, but his face should be hidden in the shadow of his helmet.
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Magneto Unleashes His Power
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is a brave look you have there sir.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/10/2026
Mark Ruffalo wants you to VOTE and PROTECT THE VOTE, friends and neighbors. linktr.ee/wewillvote
Mark Ruffalo on stage with one fist raised in the air. Low angle, medium close. Dramatic as hell.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was always the sound they made.
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Garthim 3D Sculpting Render: The Dark Crystal
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok my casting for MCU Senator Kelly
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Richard Gere's Thoughtful Gaze
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did this just turn into a comedy?
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I am convinced Deodato was racist
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NowWatching
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The incredible Special Effects of KAREL ZEMAN — without whom there’d be no Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton or Wes Anderson to name but three.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They are our sisters and they are going missing by the thousands while Canada 🇨🇦 does nothing. #MMIWG
No more stolen sisters
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Black unemployement is up a full percent and it’s on NO ONE’s political agenda As much as being anti whatever Black politician lets you use the most slurs
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like a job for
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Spiderman Spider Man
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please friends help me matter
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Mike Flanagan @mikeflanaganfilm.com · 04/10/2026
Oh Jesus - @letterboxd.social can you help us get this AI slop away from our series?
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know who could have rocked as The Phantom of the Opera in the film adaptation than Gerard Butler?
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Antonio Banderas in Desperado: Intense Gun Scene
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coyote vs Acme tackles its satire of an underdog going against the mega-corporation better than Digger does. And wanna know the secret? It doesn't try to tell its audience how smart it is.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Help my friend out
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking like his mugshot after being arrested for inciting a revolution.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see Julie's Transition went well. But last I checked Julie was several shades lighter.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok as someone who defends Candy Corn even I have to say this is an unholy abomination.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Japan was much braver in their marketing than we are.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Songs to have filthy disgusting sex to: Most of Rob Zombie's Discography. Italian horror scores
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok I'm excited for this game I really am, but it's rather telling when you post IGN Denmark's score but not IGN US's score because they gave an 8
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's a creature of the night and dammit I love her
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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The OcCULTure Crypt Keeper @occulturecritic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*cough* Iran Contra *cough*
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