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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“The reality is the Agamemnon administration left us without sufficient Mycenaean galleys to lay siege to Troy.”

Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Does the Bluesky crowd like handmade stuff? Because I made cutting boards in the shape and style of pizza slices. They’re pretty rad IMO.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

How humiliating it is to be named Peter and also be an incompetent high school principal.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

*trying to navigate an awkward situation with my Hobbit friends* We need to talk about the oliphaunt in the room.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

New from my shop: a salt cellar. This is made from scrap wood (surprise) and I didn’t really have any real template in mind. I just made a hole and did some gluing and it kind of worked out. I’ll make more for sale on my Etsy shop. Keep it cool.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Like most things I make, I saw them and thought “oh that’s cool, I wonder if I could so that.” That’s typically how I make stuff. I see something and try to make it. Partially for creative reasons but also because of the challenge.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I’ve got no idea what the Bluesky crowd wants, so I’ll keep posting stuff I make until morale improves. Here’s some cutting boards made from scrap hardwood. Pretty slick. These are available for purchase.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

A cutting board isn’t complete until I hit it with the brand. The sizzle is so satisfying.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I make these penguins out of scrap wood and the best part is dunking them in mineral oil. Splerk. #penguins #birds #woodworking

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I don’t post much here on the Sky but I made these penguins and would like if you all fawned over them.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

FYI the goose that laid the golden eggs is just a regular goose now.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I’m going to start an elder millennial speakeasy. It’ll have reruns of Friends on the televisions, the best late 90s music playing at a reasonable volume, and it closes at 8 PM. The password is Geocities.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I don’t have a lot of aspirations but it would be pretty rad to have a sandwich named after me.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Pro-tip: If you’re a woodworker, wear gloves when making a lemon-based desssing to go with dinner. Thank me later.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Accidentally typed “Ew Years Resolution” and to be honest that’s actually on brand for 2025

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Scratch and sniff stickers were a psyop. You’re telling me that you got this old piece of paper to smell like root beer? C’mon.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Hey I’ve gotten some new followers on here, so shout out to youse for being along for this journey. I’m still trying to figure out my Brand here on BlueSky so bear with me while I flood the zone with increasingly bad jokes about wood, like what do you call the sound a tree makes? Bark.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Wait wait wait you’re telling me the billionaire has been evil this whole time?

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Hi! I’m Tim. I’m from PA and I make things out of wood. You can see some of them below. I’m okay at it. I’ve got an Etsy shop (link in bio) and I’ll be adding restocks soon. Come say hi. It’ll be fun.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Just applied chap stick on camera during a company call and man I did not think that decision through.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Please, call me Rob. Robert Zombie is my father.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

@vincemancini.bsky.social @mattlieb.bsky.social Screech was valedictorian you luddites (Look I love the pod but I won’t stand for Samuel Powers erasure, lum lum lum)

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

No one ever considers the feelings of the horse in the one horse town.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

If your favorite character in The Little Mermaid is the crab, that makes you a Sebastian Stan.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The other 1% is “where did I put [tool].”

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

80% of Americans surveyed said the thin, porous roof on their house that cost $200,000 was better that being run over by a steamroller.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I made some cutting boards. They are available for purchase. Pretty neat, if you ask me. occasionallyhandy.etsy.com

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

MLB would be far better off if more teams paid for premium talent instead of the top players being consolidated into a handful of teams. The reality is every MLB team could afford that Soto contract. They’re all owned by billionaires. They just choose not to because money > winning.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

How do you feel about side hustle woodworkers? Because I’m marking myself as present. Occasionallyhandy over there.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I’ve got so much scrap wood that I’m eager to turn into something. These birds are a good outlet.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Winter Market, day two! Come see us (bring coffee)!

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The Prestige is being slept on. SMH.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I call these “Second Chance Birds.” They’re made from scrap wood or discards that can’t be used for anything else. They’re all my favorite. #woodworking

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Going to start calling my shorts pants and my pants longs. Tired of the nominative privilege afforded to long pants.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Trying to add followers who like woodworking, because as a 42-year-old white man, I’ve got nothing meaningful to say about literally anything else. If you like wood (like this cute bird and cutting board), give a guy a follow. I also like the Phillies, and I’m sorry about that. #woodworker

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Personal trajectory is wild. Me at 18: I wanted a career in the FBI. Me at 22: Just kidding, here I come, journalism! Me at 28: I guess I work in marketing now. Me at 42: I make stuff out of wood and it’s the most fun I’ve ever had. You just never know.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Apropos of nothing, the best episode of Friends is The One With the Embryos. A close second is The One Where No One’s Ready.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

It’s Small Business Saturday, so make sure to get your produce from the local ant farm. #smallbusinesssaturday

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

My entire shop is 30% off this weekend. Tell your friends.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I don’t have any idea what I’m doing here, but check out this wooden bird I made.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

A juice groove is just a lazy river for crumbs.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Pro-tip: use toaster tongs. Save your fingertips. Also I make these and they’re on sale right now and are literally the perfect shape to be stocking stuffers.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

*slips on a banana peel, falls into the orchestra pit, and emerges wearing a broken tambourine like a hat* Uh did you say you’re looking for small business owners who make fancy wooden spatulas? Because I know a guy.

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

*Rob Zombie voice* Spat-u-la! I make these. They’re nice. Get one for yourself and your friends. Or your enemies. Gotta build those bridges somehow. occasionallyhandy.etsy.com/listing/1730...

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Today’s pot of coffee is brought to you by this handsome walnut scoop. Why use a boring spoon when you can use an old tree instead? occasionallyhandy.etsy.com/listing/1802... #coffee #woodworker #kitchentool #smallbusiness

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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Throw down a “not if I see you first” because man life is worth living

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