The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 2hWhen God gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When God gives you toxic waste, YOU FIND A NEW GOD. Methinks he mistook the toxic waste for lemonade. Whether out of stupidity or spite, it matters not. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 2hGot a look at this choad's posts to see what kind of person he is, then looked at the replies. Never since a government agency that should not exist started an account here did I block this fast. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I looked up the "foid" word because of this post, and holy shit the species finds new and inventive ways to disappoint me. Side note: no force in all creation could make me like Harry Potter back when it was new, and it sure as shit can't make me like it now. 020
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Well, best buddy... you take the 500 on the right... I'll take the 500 on the left..." "Screw you! I'll take 501!" "That's the spirit...!" (both power up, cut to capture) "Wow... I can't believe every single one of them kicked you in the dick..." (Vegeta/Brazil whines) Hope that don't play out. 020
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026On a scale from "casual mishap" to "Noel Vermillion", how bad was the culinary offense? 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't favor the death penalty, because it's too cruel for most people and too lenient for others. But at some point we have to accept, and act on the truth, that the whole Trump administration is beyond redemption and needs to be deposed in a way that imitators cannot rise to power in their wake. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Be ready for anything. Trump fancies himself a god, and gods do not fall gracefully. 051
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026...Whoops, I meant Week 2! Still, right now the Dolphins are 0-3, so... 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looking forward to hearing the news. Also, the Colts and Bills play the Dolphins during that period. We'll see if one (or both) of them do the job there. Should be easy, considering the Niners - the champions of the Injury Bowl - butchered them in Week 3. 100
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So will he die from a heart attack over the shock of losing the midterms badly despite every attempt to cheat, or will he abstract and become a vegetable because his mind can't accept that his karma is about to catch up to him after a lifetime of avoiding it? Place your bets! 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would love it if some religious politician actually added to their advertising "My god(s) have consistent values, while my opponent's God is a permission slip!" Put these fuckers on blast for using their faith as a veil for their atrocities. 001
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The problem with that sentiment is that one's evil can be used for good IF you control it; Thiel et al are just looking for an excuse to be the shitty people they always have been and the usual rhetoric isn't finding the purchase that they sold their waves for money and power over. 100
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's hope that Ari's quote from 2024 Fails holds. "Don't worry, we still have Sonic! ...Do we? Yes, we do." 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Played and enjoyed the demo. Keeping an eye on the release price as I try to get work. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That oversight should start with the entire Trump administration either locked up in prison or sent off to the ICC so they can't continue their crime spree. It's an obvious first step - the most important measure in treating a wound is to remove the thing that caused it, after all. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And yet he and other GOP freaks will throw conniptions at minimum if right-wing "media" outlets were named, shamed and banned from the White House by a Democrat administration. The concentrations of hypocrisy in the entire party are too damn high! 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, we didn't need another reason to hate his malefic ass, but here we are. Everyone respond to this comment with your preferred species of furry, let's see how high we can raise Tuberville's blood pressure! For me, I lean towards rabbits and squirrels. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Hey, it's not my fault your dad's genetics and mine got along like chocolate and peanut butter!" 030
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I had that kind of money, I'd gladly pay my taxes AND have full solar and wind installed on my house so I could power my neighborhood, and still have enough to donate to a number of charities and causes. Why is it that most of the people with lots of money spend it on all the wrong things? 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Urinating Tree is not gonna like this... 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would say I'm disappointed, but in order for that to be true, I'd have to be surprised. Epic Games has overcooked Futnut with this implementation of AI, and both Ramsey and Champloo would agree that such a dish only deserves to go into the compost bin, if not the trash. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026MAGA appropriated the imagery for use in their campaign. That's all there is to it. Evil will wear any skin it needs to to escape notice. See it for its soul and not its visage. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People who deserve second chances actually make good on their promises. You and your administration have fucked up more times than a real employer should tolerate. Your clinging to power is the only reason you aren't in a jail cell. Once we wring it from you, you will be wiped from history. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It can be both! The AI could be a gratuitous fuckup, but whose fault was it to employ AI, really? 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We already had Chameleos in Rise and Wilds is stated to be released for the Switch 2 in the near future. There are no excuses left not to include it. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Kinda makes you wonder why those Starlink satellites were destroyed so soon after the election. I get the feeling Elon tried to destroy the evidence with them... 2254
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think the reason "Vote Blue No Matter Who" is problematic is because people don't use the generals to get the candidates who will deliver on the promise of a better America and a better planet into the primaries. Likely because they want a "return to form" that cannot exist as we are now. 0106
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The boycotts shall continue until GenAI is removed from studios altogether. It hurts, but it must be done. Quarter Guy was especially hurt in his Direct reaction to Layton, knowing GenAI was involved. 2121
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We don't need martyrs. Send them to the Hague and terraform the Supreme Court in the meantime, so that justice can actually be done. Trump will beg for death if he realizes he's going to lose his riches, corporate assets, and DC landmarks. The rest will do so under those circumstances, too. 110
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Whatever you may think about the Dems being spineless, the GOP representatives - I suspect - all sold their waves to villainy. Anything resembling a soul that they once had was sold for money and power. Vote sapphire blue in 2026. The alternative is unthinkable. 1111
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026New Logbook Entry: Alter Calico Threat Level: MONDAY 011
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The iDJiT lies as readily as the rest of us drink water. Now if the lies are ineffective with activating the MAGA crowd, then he'll have a problem. Remember: vote sapphire blue in the 2026 generals! 000
Reposted by The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer)Vampire Hunter D: Blu-dlust @savedbyz3r0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Damn straight 17218
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Shouldn't the iDJiT have an Orange Ring instead? Then again, they'd rather embrace the visage rather than the soul behind it. (This picture has no soul, and the iDJiT never had the wave mass to constitute a soul to begin with) 150
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think we agree that if nothing else, Joe deserves a Red-Hot Resolution. 100
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Darkstalkers, Dino Crisis, Breath of Fire... Capcom might have a hopium crisis soon enough. Stay vigilant. 100
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'd like to make a correction - it was two years ago, in 2024. Still did the work. Still don't regret a second of it. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"I'm going to beat the f**k out of you so badly that your face will be the new bowl I eat my Tankceratops cereal out of - and yes, your blood will be the milk. Buuut, since I'm such a good girl, I can let you off with that warning... ...if you tell me where Cloud is." Make it happen, bitches. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026And before you say that there can be no such thing as a RICO impeachment, consider that every member of this administration is either actively engaging in criminal activity or complicit in every other member's activity. Replacing one at a time enables new rot to grow in. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026When the Dems take power in 2027, they need to cripple the entire administration until every offender is held to account. If that means replacing the entire administration via RICO impeachment, so be it. We are dealing with a degenerating malignant narcissist. Nothing can be off the table. 221
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I did that last year, and it was the most intense, yet most rewarding, four days of the last few years of my life. Now if only the County can hire me this year so I can do it again... 1110
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I just discovered this existed thanks to your post. To anyone who sees this message: block Curation Lab immediately, if you haven't already. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Can they truly afford better, considering the iDJiT doesn't pay anyone worth a damn anyway? The way these games look, they're just boring, and that's a far graver sin - nostalgic games are considered such because they stand the test of time, something these "games" won't 'cause they just ain't fun. 110
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Only posting on Twitter and not Bluesky, where you KNOW you'll get roasted? Discord, this shit is how you make your competitors prosper. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So with Zelda getting all the eyes on the 8th, we can expect a variety of games on the 9th. Nintendo, make us proud. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As if this atrocity of an "administration" can't get any more fucked up, they have to go and do this fucking shit. If a Dem president takes office in 2028 (VOTE SAPPHIRE BLUE IN 2026!), I want them to ban corporate media from the press room to at least TRY to weld the propaganda pipe shut. 010
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Microsoft gating cloud usage behind extra payment when you're already paying for the service? Sony removing physical media from the future of PlayStation? Shit like this gives ammo to the "PC/Switch Supremacy" crowd, and I doubt anything they can offer would make the sacrifices viable. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Mitch is on hospice or dead, Trump is narcissistically collapsing, other elders are reaching their mortality, and you think this is okay? No. I want universal term limits, mandatory psych evaluations, and absolute divestiture as minimum requirements for ALL political offices. Nothing less. 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 000
The Observer (Fifth Eye Gamer) @observer0420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Grok needs to be dismantled, its databases wiped, and both Musk and his board need to lose absolutely everything over this. CSAM is a boundary from which you don't return once crossed. To hell with the stock value, go to jail. GET THE FUCK TO JAIL, YOU SICK FUCKS!! 012