Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Have you seen who’s writing a book on <checks notes> heroes and villains? 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I used to enjoy explaining to the kids, loudly, that people did it to hide the age of their car. 020
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, but the car will have moved various times. If anyone moving it had an iPhone, the anti stalker function would send a warning. 210
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She complained once that the butcher had sold out - “I didn’t know so many people ate heart”. Butcher - “they don’t, they feed it to their dogs” 011
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my neighbour put a load of cows hearts in theirs, in summer, 1 day after it had been emptied. Several weeks later the green bin people wouldn’t touch it and it was removed by “specialist contractors” 130
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can we have a rota to cover the d’s with s’s and make it pissington? 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Shirley a “non alcohol substitute” is, err, alcohol. Keep up the good work 010
Reposted by Jim ProcterJim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mostly live on a boat. The bilge is *never* less humid than the cabin. Oh 001
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mostly live on a boat. The bilge is *never* less humid than the cabin. Oh 001
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I still haven’t work out quite what a “Gail’s” is, or indeed a “tim fucking Horton” Love Greggs long time 101
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dude, we respect you. Don’t get into a doxxing vibe. Beef is better served blind. Peace, and love. 210
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apparently it’s paper clips. (Sounds very shoe event horizon to me) 010
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I used to swap my colleagues mouse for mine when he wasn’t looking, and then waved it round in vaguely similar directions to his movements. Got him a few times. It was pretty funny. 151
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Is it passive aggressive behaviour to latch one’s neighbours gates at 11pm in these blustery times? 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My mother used to work in an actual witch shop near Pendle hill www.witchesgalore.co.uk They have this freaky witch mannequin which used to move if you put a coin in.witchesgalore.co.ukHomeWitches Galore - spooky gifts from the heart of the world famous Pendle Witch Country Nestling against the foot of spooky Pendle Hill in the ancient village of Newchurch. 010
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I kinda wanna know the reason…. There are 2 suitable seats on my 6 car commuter train. Not a table (leg room) Forward facing and in the middle of a window (so I can look at the cranes building a bridge) Back of the back car (so I emerge next to the escalator and save like 30 seconds) 100
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Engineer - the cup is twice as big as it needs to be. 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Weird feeling; a Mancunian surprised to see rain. 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I heard this mad story that gchq had entry card readers on both sides of the lane - as nsa staff would bring American cars 120
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Had this exact discussion with an acquaintance wearing normal raybans - he resents how everyone now looks at him suspiciously and might change 1290
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 11/08/2026At least they didn’t charge him £40. www.theguardian.com/education/20...theguardian.comInquest told of student catapult deathA student was killed in a bizarre stunt after he was hurled more than 30m through the air by a human catapult, an inquest today heard. 020
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ha, I did a “research paper” on this. Never included buckfast, but cider did win. www.foodfight.org.uk/other/images...foodfight.org.uk 010
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026FYI.static.klipy.comTransgender Pride Flag WavingAlt: Hoping this is a trans inclusive flag :) 120
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comWithnail And I: Get In The Back Of The Van SceneAlt: Withnail And I: A very annoyed copper is screaming “get in the back of the van” at a very drunk Richard E Grant. 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Wanna see the instructions. “Take a big pan and…” 000
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Same, but not streaming - they seem to pick it up from TikTok. Going to see korn on Halloween with a gaggle of teenage girls! 120
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I never had pink Floyd as a youth - I had NtNCN. Although, every time I hear the words “alias”, “a tissue” or “testimony” I curse the fuckers. 030
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My youngest shouted “will you hydrate your children” when she was about 7, still makes me chuckle. 110
Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A week after the birth of our first child, our cat brought a live bird home, which got released through the cat flap and caused chaos. 060