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Jim Procter

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Damn fool, not with damn fool dog anymore :( Alt text usually funnier than the message itself.

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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kelly’s heroin
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best pint of Old Peculiar served in that pub
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you seen who’s writing a book on <checks notes> heroes and villains?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to enjoy explaining to the kids, loudly, that people did it to hide the age of their car.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Theo is an anarchist.
Crazy looking brown hound with his mouth open stupidly, on blackpool pier
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He had a mind?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, but the car will have moved various times. If anyone moving it had an iPhone, the anti stalker function would send a warning.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All without anyone onboard having an iPhone….
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She complained once that the butcher had sold out - “I didn’t know so many people ate heart”. Butcher - “they don’t, they feed it to their dogs”
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my neighbour put a load of cows hearts in theirs, in summer, 1 day after it had been emptied. Several weeks later the green bin people wouldn’t touch it and it was removed by “specialist contractors”
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go Flo! Good times, that I vaguely remember.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But no dog!
Mad looking hyena style dog with its tongue out in the passenger seat of a landrover.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least the surface effect is free.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we have a rota to cover the d’s with s’s and make it pissington?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shirley a “non alcohol substitute” is, err, alcohol. Keep up the good work
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Mustard gas deodorant”
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mostly live on a boat. The bilge is *never* less humid than the cabin. Oh
screenshot of boat “dashboard”.
Cabin 77% humidity.
Bilge 71% 
Engine bay 79%
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mostly live on a boat. The bilge is *never* less humid than the cabin. Oh
screenshot of boat “dashboard”.
Cabin 77% humidity.
Bilge 71% 
Engine bay 79%
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still haven’t work out quite what a “Gail’s” is, or indeed a “tim fucking Horton” Love Greggs long time
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dude, we respect you. Don’t get into a doxxing vibe. Beef is better served blind. Peace, and love.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apparently it’s paper clips. (Sounds very shoe event horizon to me)
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to swap my colleagues mouse for mine when he wasn’t looking, and then waved it round in vaguely similar directions to his movements. Got him a few times. It was pretty funny.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Isn’t bannon the OG irl?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who dots a capital I?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is it passive aggressive behaviour to latch one’s neighbours gates at 11pm in these blustery times?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My mother used to work in an actual witch shop near Pendle hill www.witchesgalore.co.uk They have this freaky witch mannequin which used to move if you put a coin in.
witchesgalore.co.uk
Home
Witches Galore - spooky gifts from the heart of the world famous Pendle Witch Country Nestling against the foot of spooky Pendle Hill in the ancient village of Newchurch.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh, hello!
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I kinda wanna know the reason…. There are 2 suitable seats on my 6 car commuter train. Not a table (leg room) Forward facing and in the middle of a window (so I can look at the cranes building a bridge) Back of the back car (so I emerge next to the escalator and save like 30 seconds)
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sounds like a mugs game
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Engineer - the cup is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Weird feeling; a Mancunian surprised to see rain.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I heard this mad story that gchq had entry card readers on both sides of the lane - as nsa staff would bring American cars
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Girls, get that cup.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kris, you’re a dick.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had this exact discussion with an acquaintance wearing normal raybans - he resents how everyone now looks at him suspiciously and might change
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Over here it’s “boy”
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Let’s do buoy next
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In uk, it’s “key”.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At least they didn’t charge him £40. www.theguardian.com/education/20...
theguardian.com
Inquest told of student catapult death
A student was killed in a bizarre stunt after he was hurled more than 30m through the air by a human catapult, an inquest today heard.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ha, I did a “research paper” on this. Never included buckfast, but cider did win. www.foodfight.org.uk/other/images...
foodfight.org.uk
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
FYI.
static.klipy.com
Transgender Pride Flag Waving
Alt: Hoping this is a trans inclusive flag :)
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Are all those acronyms trains inclusive?
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Withnail And I: Get In The Back Of The Van Scene
Alt: Withnail And I: A very annoyed copper is screaming “get in the back of the van” at a very drunk Richard E Grant.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wanna see the instructions. “Take a big pan and…”
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Same, but not streaming - they seem to pick it up from TikTok. Going to see korn on Halloween with a gaggle of teenage girls!
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I never had pink Floyd as a youth - I had NtNCN. Although, every time I hear the words “alias”, “a tissue” or “testimony” I curse the fuckers.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My youngest shouted “will you hydrate your children” when she was about 7, still makes me chuckle.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A week after the birth of our first child, our cat brought a live bird home, which got released through the cat flap and caused chaos.
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Jim Procter @obscureenough.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Golden age of the Oval Office.
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