Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't think this little dog was "pleased to matcha"... 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I just got a coupon for BEARS WITH BENEFITS. Unfortunately they only sell nutritional supplements and not sex with big, burly men. 120 2
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This boutique on the Champs Elysées uses Zendaya to lure customers into a sandworm of fashion.... 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@jakelahut.bsky.social would know if this really was Ted Kennedy's favourite brand of noodles. 110 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Land & Monkeys: organic Parisian bakery or Marine Le Pen's new slogan? In any case I'm buying my mum their tote bag. 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I an' I, JA is good man! (By JA I mean the Jacquemart-André Museum) 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's sad that some Parisian cafés still have a separate entrance for black customers. 011 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pope Leo has already started performing miracles here in Paris. 041 4
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Right beside the "colourful" neighbourhood around Avenue de Clichy, there's a new upscale housing development named after Archie Bunker. 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Former US Secretary of State James Baker has had a looksmaxxing! 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@jakelahut.bsky.social Detroit-style pizza?? Is this a real thing or a Parisian invention? 100 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This Portuguese pint glass is so realistic it's scaring me. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026She's about to win her first-round match at the US Open! Is there anything that Monica Bellucci CAN'T do? 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This French toy brand caters to children in nontraditional living situations. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Aaawww, Angela! Putain merde! #tonydanza #paris 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026For French men, having a woman do the ironing is part of the culture. No wonder there are fancy ironing boards in the Museum of Modern Art. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hey Canada, I just saw Anne of Green Gables in a Parisian bakery! 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Cmon Paris, there must be a better way to filter your coffee. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"Vill ve pass ze Inglish exam?" Quoth the teacher: Nevermore 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Another Paris heatwave takes its toll: this guy has been inside McDonald's all day for the AC! 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hungarian artist Karoly Ferenczy was such a visionary that he painted Jesus (John Lennon) 60 years before he was in Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Why are French children wearing clothes that say "Sweet Pants" on them? #jeffreyepstein #patrickbruel 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Those poor French kids don't know what they're in for... 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This contemporary art is knot very interesting. #collectionpinault 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No longer satisfied with his old diplomatic bag, he went to a "massage parlor". Let's hope he has diplomatic immunity... 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026During the Paris heatwaves you could cook an egg on the pavement, but it tasted a bit off. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Las doritos son más sabrosas durante el mundial. ¡Viva la FIFA! #worldcup2026 110 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Whenever I feel alone in Paris, Chester Cheetah is there to give me a hand. #cheetos #englishfail 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026In Paris, women are looking for pizza AND fidelity. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Maker drinks? But I barely know 'er! #paris #englishfail 060 6
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In Paris we put all kinds of food in a "fondu": waffles, sandwiches, fried chicken, ice cream......delicious. 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Is this where we wait for our bloodwork or is this the naughty step? 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Yesterday some Parisians skipped town, leaving half of their stuff and an old Christmas tree on the sidewalk. La classe! 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"Hey, it's great to be in Cincinnati!" ....that was a lie. #davidbowie #conanobrien 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026During a heatwave, in Paris we like it "fast casual." 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026To prepare for France's big match tonight, I'm going to their official restaurant (KFC) for deep fried hot dogs, curly fries and deep fried mac n' cheese. Allez les Bleus, c'est délicieux !! (scarf not included) 020 2
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Check out this Parisian garage sale so your kids can get a head... 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Place de Clichy in Paris runs on Dunkin. #dunkindonuts #paris 120 2
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Portugal vs cod? Are they stealing Canada's cod again? #worldcup2026 010 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026To shake off their bad result against Cabo Verde, the Spanish team made a pilgrimage to Montmartre, looking a bit worse for wear... 020 2
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Were Matisse's Blue Nides the inspiration for Bleu Nuit on late-night Québécois TV? 000 0
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026After years of struggling with off-Broadway chicken, I've finally made it. 030 3
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Do French people prefer air conditioners with a picture of Norwegian soccer giant Erlung Haland on them? Really? 100 1
Patrick O'Brian @obrianp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Even in Paris, Dave Chapelle can't get away from the woke mob: STOP CHAPELLE 000 0
