obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 12/03/2026it's not real sex unless you need to go to level 1 trauma center afterwards 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 06/03/2026*running my finger across her ffs scars* "please stop, for me?" 151 5
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 05/03/2026hearing that a restaurant has 4 tops and getting so hard i pass out 0102 10
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 26/02/2026my dad believed in absence-only education. that's why he was never around, right? 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 17/02/2026girl/boysmell ≠ B.O. however as a discerning pervert, I love them all. 030 3
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 10/02/2026*at a party, a little too loudly* it's crazy that I haven't been pissed on since september 050 5
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 28/01/2026but babe that's my emotional support furry erotica 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 13/01/2026one of the biggest challenges of polyamory is having to keep a perpetual batch of loaner shirts and hoodies that smell like me 081 8
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 12/01/2026i'm not actually bisexual, i just have a man fetish 041 4
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 08/01/2026biggest bottom i know is now claiming to be a stone top. sure ! 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 06/01/2026t4t age gap relationships are hard because both sides want to be the younger one 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 03/01/2026poly joker be like "you wanna know how i got these partners" 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 26/12/2025my girlfriend and I have this really great style of polyamory where I sleep with all of her partners 031 3
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 25/12/2025boyfriend just got turned on by his own biceps autoguynephilically 031 3
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 22/12/2025*tracing my finger through the deodorant in her armpits* promise you'll stop... for me? 081 8
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 17/12/2025getting sick more often so more beautiful transsexuals will pet me softly 000 0
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 17/12/2025writing "r mutt 1917" on my face so she knows that I'm her 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 15/12/2025i love my cisgender girlfriend and my normal girlfriend equally 050 5
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 14/12/2025i'm only into cucking when the cuck chair is an eames 1103 10
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 12/12/2025so much ink has been spilled on the ideal “boyfriend dick”. what about girlfriend dick? 010 1
Reposted by obnoxiously gayobnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 10/12/2025the second you start horny tweeting at trans girls on the internet, it’s so over 021 2
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 10/12/2025the second you start horny tweeting at trans girls on the internet, it’s so over 021 2
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 09/12/2025what base is it when she brings you a pair of dirty socks on every date? 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 05/12/2025I can live with the cheating but promise me that you didn't let her infodump on you 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 04/12/2025meeting back up with a friend I haven't seen in a few years and immediately snatching his phone to see if he updated my name is his contacts 000 0
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 28/11/2025what is it on the kinsey scale if i dom an absurd number of girls and let one boy fuck me? 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 28/11/2025the whole thing about being what we repeatedly do but in a sex way 000 0
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 27/11/2025re-reading The Design of Everyday Things but in a sex way 010 1
obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 25/11/2025i’ve gathered that there is a market for sour patch trannies. don’t ask. 020 2
