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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I feel like this example of The Two Genders™ works on several levels

A picture of a very visually busy bar interior, cropped to a doorway that has two arrow signs above it that point one direction for "LADIES" and another direction for "GAMBLING"

Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don't normally take pictures of children in public but this BRAT ran into traffic on the highway while his mother stood there and did NOTHING!!1! No one was hurt, thankfully. 🙏

A mother elk and calf along the side of the road.

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Thank you for all your hard work from a long time lurker, first time TotalFarker

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When you're in the club and the music is thumping and the bisexual lighting is flashing and everyone is feeling good, it's time for some

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I'm so tired but there are still nice things.

A central California almost-sunset, light and dark blues and pale yellows and dusty oranges in the sky, the shadow of some oaks and a barn on a far-off ridge.

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Oh no...the sea people have already made it to the Oregon coast. We're done for.

A shot of the beach at Fort Stevens State Park, facing West, the Pacific Ocean and fabulous clouds in the background, and the remains of the Peter Iredale are in the middle distance, plundered by ravaging hordes of tourists who may have come from the sea though their boats are not present in this photo. Our age of bronze is totally fucked.

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I am worried about the interplay between these two businesses

A strip mall business sign, black letters on a white background. The upper business name is "Wizard Liquor" and the lower is "Luxx Skin Lab". What if the wizard is some kind of dermimancer and is flensing people and draining their fluids for unspeakable conditions and then selling their sloughed exteriors as decorations? Eww

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I certainly wasn't going to ask ki to move

A small barn swallow with a blue head, back and wings, a rust colored collar, and buff breast is fluffed up against the cold, sitting on the top left of a white sign that says "Reserved Parking" in green letters and the very top of a symbol for a wheelchair user is visible. The swallow's tiny tiny claws are barely visible against the white of the sign

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

In about fourth grade I got my hands on The Complete Guide to the Street Drug Game. Read it cover to cover repeatedly so that no one would ever trick *me* into having an illegal drug. The line that stuck in my head is "Smoking banana peels is only good for the Chiquita company."

A picture of the cover of the book The Complete Guide to the Street Drug Game by Scott French, cover tag line "Drugs -- What they are, what they will do for (or to) you, and what penalties are attached to their use."

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

"Alright chucklefucks, your mission today is to go out there, be loud as shit, waste a fuck ton of money, and remind everyone on this beautiful spring morning what we're doing instead of spending money on health care and social programs. Remember, there's a special military action going on." 🦅🇺🇸

Two military jets doing fuck all in a beautiful blue sky over Astoria, OR, contrails leaving big semicircles

Two large contrails left by military jets dicking around in the skies over Astoria, OR

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

3. Meat becomes ham through seasoning and curing, and comedy is also about timing. The phonetic structure of /'hæm/ allows all portions of the word to be lengthed or shortened as needed for comic effect. Try it! HAM! Hhhham! HaaaaaaM! Hammmmm! Contrast with the other funny food word: pickle.

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

2. Ham is made from the butt, a traditionally funny body part, and specifically the butt of the pig, a traditionally funny animal.

A close up of a UK ordnance survey map showing the name Ham Butts

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Slide 1: Hamming it up: The jamón as gnomon for the human experience, or: The salted wound what cures all ills, yeoman and foeman, yeah man we jammin I am not emotionally regulated right now

Scout's HAM costume from the old To Kill A Mockingbird movie

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

You will be visited by three spirits

Sarge, Hel, and Cleo from Cleopatra 2525

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Mad respect to this beautiful little bitch comin' out ready with spikes, verdant garb, and glorious crimson foliage

A baby plant, maybe a saxifraga, growin' out the top of a fence post

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

A movie that takes place where you're from

A movie poster for Top Dog starring Chuck Norris and a dog

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶

A small hummingbird resting on a copper and glass hummingbird feeder.

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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I wish I had some jam, but I am having a Redwall af breakfast. Bread and butter and muenster cheese and olive tapenade and medium boiled eggs and roasted mushrooms and dates