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@oblativelamb.bsky.social
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esme, or es, or emmy // one day the moon will blossom into a beautiful flower, and i will devour the leaves, and i will take its place.

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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AMFAM field roof voted MVP over Pete Crow-Armstrong for the clutch save in game 1 of the NLDS against the Padres.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Type shit I'm on.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chrollo made up his backstory so Kurapika would feel bad for him.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They call it a gruppy dog. Because it's a gross little puppy...
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sooo shapes. With paws.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SMILING!!
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl who hasn't fucked a pair of nylon stockings in ten minutes voice: God, those nylon stockings are really soft today.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I know why. Rather to say, the Succession War stuff is wordy.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a certain point in HxH that makes you wonder why Togashi doesn't just release the rest of it as a novel.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes!
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call my girl a pair of nylon stockings the way she's a pair of nylon stockings.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Type shit I'm on.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Call my girl a pair of nylon stockings the way I finish inside of her.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nylon stockings... 🤤🤤
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry I couldn't make it to your wedding I saw someone mention a kind of fabric I'm sexually attracted to and had to spend a few hours jerking off.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was feeling some sway but then I saw big dog with big paw and thought. Ohh yes. I'm oupp.y.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LeBron James is looking exceptionally bald on the 76ers, I'm noticing.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found a ring that I think would give me extra attunement slots if I were wearing it.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buys you a pair of 300$ jeans and tells you not to wash them for a year.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's buy a pair of selvedge denim jeans together.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wouldn't? But... my scooby snack...
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've got a lot of panels nowadays.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Milk bone... 🤤
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big woke (my girlfriend) is trying to turning me into a cat. I won't let that happen.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My bad. Sorry for making a post about that. My theory was totally off base and insane. Now that I've read one more page, I know what I said could never be true. If you call me a LARPER I'll send you a video of your mom dying.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TMA bratty sparrow-boy moaning into the sheets type shit.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sexual dimorphism in birds has me daydreaming about effeminate harpy boys (♀) with flashy colors and a small cock.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually, no. Like whatever Chrollo has going on.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like whatever Kurapika has going on.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or a boy in a boy way. But I'm also a girl.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a boy in a girl way. Or a girl in a boy way.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a side character right now. I know that. I'll do my absolute best and win the hearts of those around me and get promoted to main cast.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting really indignant about being called a jobber, not because of the assumption that I'll lose, but rather because I'm definitely not good enough to be a jobber in the first place.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Angelic Layer AMV Final Fight Set To GO1 Vs. Leffen EVO 2018 This Little Girl Went Ultra Instinct Against Her Mom? Total Moral Victory.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This poor girls mom might be the biggest heel in fighting game history.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have to fuck the lead devs of Tekken so my main gets buffed and my daughter will be proud of me when I see her at locals for the first time in seven years.
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𝔬𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞✧*:・ @maidmorphia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing in particular really... #art
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best way I can describe Angelic Layer is that it's a wish fulfillment for the average mother. A show that is entirely aware of the evil of a mother and decides to be completely sympathetic towards them. The amount of emotional incest this poor girl is going to go through is unreal.
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mom, it was really weird that you snuck into my tekken locals in disguise so i wouldn't recognize you after 7 years of estrangement and then conspired with the organizers so that we'd see each other in finals. i think i hate you
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I hate her.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay. Well, that's not what I had in mind but it *is* really hot.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who could say?
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It might also be what you think, but I won't tell you.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you go to a running pro store to get running shoes, they'll look at your feet and how you walk to help pick a sneaker for you.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucking the hetslop out of a cis girl and she doesn't even know it.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl at the running store describing my exact gait and how to pick a shoe that'll fit best had me a little flush under the collar.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a sexual fixation on sneakers but it's not what you think.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get a little wet after I've been in zone 2 for an hour.
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emmy @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, my hobbies are tearing apart my muscle fibers and putting them back together again and doing so much cardio my body starts to eat itself.
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