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@obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social
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jess - nj annoying about things i like 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 🫶🏻

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The HuntsThem @thehuntsthem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh shit what up DJ Pròvai
A skeleton in an egg chair, wearing an Irish flag balaclava, its arm up and waving
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Squigglie 🥰 @squiggledingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the ‘cule just got a doohickey
woman sitting on a red and white surrey (4 person bike car thing) in a garage. she’s wearing green pants, a black cropped tank top, and white shoes. 
she’s doing a vulgar gesture involving a peace sign with her tongue between the fingers 😈
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
:3
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if dylan broke their hand falling off the sex chair and into the dildo cabinet i’m going to lose my fucking mind
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Crux Games - Combolands @cruxgames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Our game COMBOLANDS is out NOW on Steam :) and Polygon called it ‘The coolest new roguelike in years’! - Mini citybuilding roguelike - Described as “Balatro x Cities Skylines” - Deep strategy in short bursts - Chain huge combos + break the game
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
george fans would never have survived as an oscar fan if this one clear understandable swap is breaking their brains.
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
full beans
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The HuntsThem @thehuntsthem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FULL BEANS
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Squigglie 🥰 @squiggledingle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
when you hit your 30s, the light in your eyes from your childhood comes back.
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i love that you can tell which months were the worst by way of a dab graph, and i was only home for half of the month of may.
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 31/07/2026
"A president without a moral compass and advisers whose true north is the extreme right, helming a government with unparalleled legal, technological and financial resources, can implement...political repression that Joe McCarthy...could not have dreamt of," writes @judith-levine.bsky.social.
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McCarthyism has returned to the United States – and this time it’s even more dangerous | Judith Levine
Trump’s campaign of repression echoes the red scare. But now the government has bigger ambitions and more powerful tools
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 16/07/2026
a head of lettuce with a speech bubble implying that it's saying the quoted post, on account of the outbreak of lettuce that explodes your asshole
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
happy mclaren has a 10 place grid penalty day to all who are celebrating.
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
that’s crazy
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The HuntsThem @thehuntsthem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Abby said "thats you"
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Buongiorno Eurotrip Train Scene
ALT: Buongiorno Eurotrip Train Scene
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
i’ve somehow not royally fucked my fantasy team
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
are you fucking kidding me
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
count your fucking days FERRARI
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
if leclerc isn’t top 10 for sprint quali im fighting every engineer
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
bonjour
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
biblically down bad
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
hi
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i always forget dannyric is my age til he shares something with a song i listened to in high school like how tf does this australian know jacks mannequin
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
putting a man who looks like he hunts people for sport in a newsboy is hilarious
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
am i the only bitch who does not fuck with davide on f1tv
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
when a race is on east coast time
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
i think abby is slowly discovering she’s got bird autism
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
sauron 2day
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
im practicing not complaining about how other people go about doing the same job i do and i am already failing internally on night one.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Border Patrol just requested large quantity of additional less-lethal materiel to respond to LA protests, law enforcement source tells me.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
They wrote a letter lmao
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
never seen a team hold on to bad race engineers as strongly as ferrari does
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
not aston martin knocking out both ferraris in ITALY
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
MALTAAAA #eurovision
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
oh my god eurovision is streaming on peacock i can finally understand what the fuck is going on 😭
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The HuntsThem @thehuntsthem.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Those wondering what Jess and Abby's couple name is, either Jabby or Jebby, but there was a secret, third option: Ass.
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
mclaren is so fucking annoying your british bias is so fucking annnnnnoying #f1
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
oooooh bitch a wet sprint lets gooo #f1
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
sauron 2day
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
fuck you zak brown
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
this is about to be my pookie podium #f1
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i fear i think i’ve gathered the best fantasy team
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/04/2025
1. In a landmark ruling, a federal judge has blocked the passport ban for transgender Americans... government ban likely violates equal protection, and is made with animus. Though the ruling only applies to plaintiffs, it is expected expand in coming weeks. Subscribe to support my journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Judge Blocks Passport Ban For Plaintiffs, Citing Government Animus And Equal Protection
The federal judge ruled that transgender people's passport changes do not, as the Trump executive order stated, deprive the "dignity, safety, and well-being of women."
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ZAK BROWNNNN
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i need renault to make a comeback so i can have more yellow cars on the grid
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
lee pace is a lesbian
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jess 🌺 @obiwanjewnobi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
abby is so bored of being couch ridden she hobbled into the bedroom to tell me about two cardinals she just saw outside
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 21/03/2025
The people who went with “Sarah McBride will actively collaborate with the destruction of transgender rights” turned out to be right. Incredible that this is our first representation in congress.
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abby kebabby 🥰 @abbykebabby.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
bye bye balls 😘
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