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@oatmaster.bsky.social
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Dial-up internet survivor. Non-binary (NB: self-assessed). Fan of good things. ND (now official!) enby. 💛🤍💜🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 the best version of me

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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taking the tent down now to shouts of "you're just another prick for hire
Blue tent being dismantled by a bearded fascist
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of those Prove me Wrong cunts outside Cardiff students union with students chanting "fascists go home". Prick even had a suit. I think he's going home.
Blue tent with Prove Me Wrong Mirage Talk bullshit. Crowd of students surround it.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stubble shadow aside, I think I've got a reasonably gender-neutral face. It's not the best as faces go but don't think there's much explicitly masc about it.
A photo of me
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kid2 made a comic strip.
Four panel-comic. Cat sat in box meows. Voice shouts "shut up". Cat shuts the box up. *muffled meow*. "that's not what i meant"
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol, not on my fucking watch you won't (usual ignorance of education being devolved is taken for granted of course)
Braverman said under a Reform government, schoolchildren will be forced to sing the national anthem and “our great hymns”.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't mind my hair today.
Picture of me. Curly hair, glasses. That sort of thing.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very shiny.
Dualit toaster, metal panel on the side shows a reflection of a mug
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thanks Amazon but I don't want another one.
Amazon notification recommending a new toaster
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She made me this when I asked her to make me something in the colour palette of the main character from Tunic.
A bracelet of beads in shades of orange plus green, red and blue Main character from the video game Tunic. Basically a fox with a sword and shield like Link from the famous games
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Making my own Mountain Dew and Irn Bru.
A funnel with a filter paper atop a conical flask. Yellow liquid within. A flask of rusty orange liquid is also visible.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Quick sky snap
A night sky scene. A tree in the lower left. Hill and tree at the bottom. The sky is a gradient of dark blue, almost black at the top. A scattering of clouds and stars are overlaid with telegraph wires bisecting the scene from centre left, fanning upwards.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WalesOnline are running a vital poll.
A poll entitled Yes with the options being No and Don't know. 4 votes so far.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm sure there was a Mr Show sketch about this.
A bottle of mixed mayo and ketchup
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You'd better not be having me on.
A weather app report forecasting thundery showers
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Made some crumpets due to Saturday Kitchen.
Two clearly homemade crumpets with an appropriate amount of butter
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Really need a trim.
A photograph of me. Wet hair straggles down my face reaching as far as my chin.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thought this said something else for a second.
A sign that says Tatws
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cute teeny-tiny little spanners
Three Britool spanners, tiny ones. Longest is about 5cm
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not done any photos of bits of me and clothes for a while. Here's one.
Just me legs crossed resting on a very cheap ikea table. It's got a broken leg but it's ok as long as I keep making sure to straighten it up. Was about a tenner new so can't be too surprised when it buckles. I am wearing a red tartan skirt, navy blue long socks with dual white hoops.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The new Ghost in the Shell series is good.
A load of jungle crows looking right at the guy who's fucking with their bin bags.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
fuck is this on my Pokemon Go loading screen?
Part of the Pokemon Go loading screen.. Scopely Explore and The Pokemon Company placed side by side and not quite fitting on my phone screen
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There a fucking panini. Happy now?
A panini sliced in half, one half laying atop the other. The bread is adorned with black and regular sesame seeds. The cutaway view of the upper panini half reveals a thick layer of ham, above which lies chicken. Barbecue sauce unites all and melted cheese unifies.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Miles and miles of miles.
An odometer reading 66666
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don't want to, I just want everybody to have a nice time.
Email subject line: Everything you need to dominate game night 🏆🦾
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Parents' race.
Seinfeld, I choose not to run
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good example of how written dialogue is very different to spoken dialogue and with very good reason.
I feel like that we need to stand up so this was never about trans this was not even about the non-binary or anything like that it just so happens to be that most people that are that is in this category that – I’m saying i’m not saying all – i’m just saying that you know if the shoe fits honey boo then i’m sorry it is what it fucking is.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Going to pick up some new improvised weaponry later.
A lidl cordless sabre saw
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Got an old Wacom tablet cheap.
watercolour paper with 'fack jor mader' painted on it in mint green
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Proof if proof be need be.
Magic cards, two copies of Deep Spawn, one Giant Trap Door Spider
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Before and after garden attack. Trust me, it's an impressive bit of work.
A very overgrown garden. A slightly less overgrown garden.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Time to fuck this shit up.
Overgrown garden. Beyond my ability to describe.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Even with a quick skim, it's not easy to place too much weight on self-reporting, particularly in instances like this. And one of their key references has some quite funny charts.
Figures 2 and 3 from Autism spectrum disorders and electronic screen devices exposure in Al-
Nasiriya city 2019-2020, Curr Paediatr Res
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
kid2 made me a healing bracelet.
Bead bracelet, red and black, lettered beads spelling VREN
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
New record.
Digital display showing 30.3 degrees C
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sleep well.
Digital display showing 28.4 degrees C.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The bits of volcanic rock on this bracelet give interesting skindentations.
Circular indentations in my wrist that look a bit like a reverse lunar surface. Caused by a bracelet of spherical beads of volcanic rock
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Was trying to work out what Dobby from Peep Show is reading when she first appears. Not a clue tbh.
Pages of a comic book printed in pink, blue and black. Can't resolve much but there's a pink car bouncing up and landing in a way that bursts all the tyres
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Representing some retro sketch comedy today. Yeah, reckon Mr Show counts as retro by now.
Me in a Mr Show tshirt on graphite grey and a green tartan skirt
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Brought this back from my mum's house but it's quite big where will we keep it oh gawd what was I thinking my wife's gonna kill me!
A plush pale brown Labrador that reminds me of the hapless hound from Reeves and Mortimer who was always in trouble with his wife for doing something stupid.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wonder how I'd go about getting one of these made. Any other Narya rings I've found are either too fancy or too cheap.
Drawing of the ring Narya by Tolkien. An imperfect etched band in gold with a ruby set at the bottom with gold wire and curved outer parts. The image is decorated with flame motifs in reddish-orange
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
FUCK-ING WANK!
Drawing by dippyfish cards of a witch shouting FUCK-ING WANK! Her frog familiar says "Tits"
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
On my first train of the day.
View from the train window. The world famous Cardiff Central budget hotels can be seen.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Really looking forward to the FIFA World Cup of Football Players.
Alan Partridge using a series of spinnable stacked signposts to explain the group system
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
moff
a big furry moth. mostly cream coloured with bands of black. the sensory antennae have clear whiskers and the visible leg has an obvious foot
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Absolutely the case.
There are certain feelings that can only be expressed because of the existence of "potatoes drenched in oil" - quote from Nagata Kabi's My Twisted Eating Disorder
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Went back to the start of the Nagata Kabi books. I like them.
Drawing of a person wearing a WOMAN shirt with the caption "It wasn't that I wanted to be a man; it was more like I hated belonging to a gender at all."
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month from your friendly neighbourhood histotech.
Biological tissue processing cassettes arranged as the trans flag
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. Have me billowing in the wind #billow
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"it's disgusting I'm so mad"
SICKO saying "YES... HA HA HA.. YES!"
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
kid2 did a painting
Cherry blossom tree in acrylics. The blossoms get lighter higher in the tree and some petals are falling to the floor
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