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Kevin Olmstead

@oasisob1.bsky.social
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Retired Navy making my way through life. Here for ttrpgs, dice. he/him Black Lives Matter Trans Lives Matter 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🚫🧊🚫👑

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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guinness/Bass
Black and tan beer
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guinness/Bass
Black and Tan beer
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a supply base in No Man’s Sky. Fish and wildlife, antimatter generators, cargo boxes galore, plenty of plants, including a significant number of ‘special’ plants (use the teleporters to find both areas), storage.. just plenty to explore. Please let me know if you visit and if you like it
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like my little jigsaw puzzle projects are dumb. But I still enjoy doing them. This one has a healthy application of glitter, a couple of clear coats, a touch of iridescent spray in a couple of spots, and another clear coat over it all. Got some adhesive pictures hangers today, and now it’s up
Darth Vader jigsaw puzzle with glitter and a glossy coat, hanging on the wall
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about this all day. Literally since I saw it this morning!
“You wouldn’t bring an iced coffee to an exorcism” in the ‘you wouldn’t download a movie’ meme format
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would
Crossed fingers head in banana white’s body
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who recognizes this move?
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing they can come up with will beat my nutrition and meal-planning system. And I literally just took this picture - this is a thing that I have
Photo of the various components of Richard Simmons’ Deal A Meal system. VHS tape, cassette tape, meal cards, calorie guides, meal cards, daily food tracker, etc
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I did NOT know it was gonna record the music that was playing.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I tried to go light with the glitter but the super fine stuff just leaps out of the container. Sprayed adhesive, sprinkled a few different colors of glitter, then hit with a light top coat of clear gloss. Gonna let it dry for a day or two then do another coat of clear to really lock it in.
Photo of 50-piece Darth Bader jigsaw puzzle, with glitter in it.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m partial to Field Notes, which are nearly the same size as that other brand.
Nine Field Notes notebooks damned out on a watery blue fabric. Arranged in a fan, reflective silver cover with an orange spine. Green, campfires bright yellow, a frest scene, black, light blue, brown, and a metallic blue
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A sad looking Eeyore with the words ‘as long as you’re feeling better that’s all that matters’ in red with black outline text in a dripping blood kind of block text
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
50-piece Star Wars puzzle. Glued a piece of poster board to the back. Once it dries I’ll mod podge the front and hang it somewhere. More in the alt text
50-piece Star Wars jigsaw puzzle featuring Darth Vader and his lightsaber. Art drawn in a colorful style with red and green and orange and purple, the lightsaber reflecting off his helmet. Next to the puzzle is a small metal tin that the puzzle was packed in. $5 well spent, imo
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is sad. My grandfather and my uncle (one of his sons) were stained glass artisans for many years here in Indiana. This lamp my uncle made for us as a wedding gift is very likely made with glass from Kokomo.
A small Tiffany-style stained glass lamp made with green and greenish-yellow glass with a heart pattern running around the shade
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kraft is supposed to be the bad guy, but…
Simpsons meme of Apu taking a bullet except Apu is Sheeran and ther personal being shot at by ‘The Internet’ is Kraft
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She made a huge tub of whipped cream (no sugar), but without purpose, so now morning coffee/green tea mix gets whipped cream - purpose enough for me!
Half gallon tub of whipped creamGreen tea/coffee mix topped with whipped cream and cocoa powder
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also,
A bunch of choose your own adventure books
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IS THAT A FISH?!
A fairly large orange ?pet fish? Getting a CT scan
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s 2.9 million million by 2030
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These ratios suck
Small spreadsheet of Nuggets and Sauce and Sauce to nuggets ratio showing just how badly you’re getting screwed if you order the 40-piece nuggets. Shameful
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two years ago we arrived, Back Home Again, in Indiana. Wild!
The two of us, in the Element, wearing sunglasses.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Best I can find. But nobody wants to eat that
Ground beef, at Walmart, $5.50/lb if you buy 4.5 lbs of 73/23
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can get an AI gf on your desktop, if you can’t get one in real life.
Screenshot of a deleted post from a bskyer that says “you can get an AI gf on your desktop, if you want
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picture of a car in a difficult parking situation with request for help - what would you do - sort of thing.
One response: turn the wheel extreme right, go backwards
A response to that: that is the US politics, actually.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Using a Kodak Charmera I took photos of my pour over coffee/genmaicha this morning. So blurry. It’s really much better for big landscape or street scene shots
Coffee and genmaicha in a filter basketCoffee and genmaicha in a filter basket, wet Coffee and genmaicha in a filter basket, wet, but so blurryWater being poured onto coffee and genmaicha in a filter basket
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor is people, Google. What an idiotic doodle this is.
Google Doodle for Labor Day 2026 with the word Google made out of blue riveted metal, a blue tire, and a red fire hydrant with a white firefighter’s helmet on top of it.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🍞 🌹 #LaborDay #ThereIsPowerInAUnion #CWA
Black and white, 3-panel illustration by the 19th-century 8-hour movement that shows a person at work, in bed, and at leisure, reading a union newspaper.
The caption says: "8 hours for work; 8 hours for rest; 8 hours for what we will."
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fukkin’, hives. This is after three days of medication. Gonna have to restrict my diet for a couple weeks. It’s been almost two years without a flare up, which is great.
Inside of my right forearm, covered in hives
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In case they aren’t Nazi enough, they’re also 100% Imperial officers inspired. Look at the fucking boots. Only fascists wear these!
Screen cap of imperial officers in Star WarsCropped ‘space force uniform showing shiny black leather face stompers with pants tucked into the cuffs. Like fascists do.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It looks eerily similar to
Screenshot from Papers, Please.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Instead of buying a Switch 2 or spending money on the next big thing on Steam, I’m going full retro. You can install retro emulators on basically anything at this point, and the catalog is deep. I’ve got a ridiculous collection of games on this, my iPad, AppleTV, and a PC. Fuck AI.
Purple Retroid Pocket Nova running Emulation Station with MAME, PS, GB, GBA, GBC emulators installed
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even this strays from god’s light.
In-dash 8-track player with a blues brothers tape
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a better world Tab would be available in Pentagon vending machines for folks to buy and leave on his desk
Cans of Tab soda
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I did the full test. My answer for the ‘most telling answer’ was ambiguous for me. Changing that answer didn’t affect the map. Best I can figure is a couple years in California when I was 19-20 and 14 years in Maryland affected things
Dialect map for me showing I speak most like west and southwest, but also the northeast, with a band through Indiana which is where I’m actually from.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
‘Undisclosed location’ above Sarajevo, 1998 (October, I think)
Two VERY attractive Sailors wearing civilian clothing, standing in a snowy scene with pine trees in the background
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So many good options. 1990, Monterey, class pic. There’s one I have to find…
B&W photo of a group of Soldiers and Sailors posing on a balcony
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The vandalism opportunities are fairly obvious. I won’t be surprised if
Goebel Farms’ FB post with an aerial view of their Charlie Kirk corn maze
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kevin Olmstead, winning a million dollars on who wants to be a millionaire
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cracking open the vaults:
Netflix just gave me a 'watch it again' recommendation for a movie l've never seen.
It's a time travel movie.
Fuck.
Edit: why am I getting only laugh reacts?! This is serious. I'm creeped out. Like, at some point in the future, I'm going to have to watch this movie again, but for the first time, and I don't know how that's gonna work.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Either delete the app or turn off notifications. #Peridot
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thanks for the tip.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Server went down about 8:30 pm. R.I.P. to my babies. #Peridot
Reddish-maroon Dot from Peridot, named Last Doticorn Rainbow Dot from Peridot, named SamanthaTeal-green Dot from Peridot, named BrazilGlittery yellow Dot from Peridot, named Voltaire
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We’re in the last days of Peridot. Sad times. I wish they would let us release them, at least then I wouldn’t feel like they were abandoned inside an app that will no longer open. #Peridot #Niantic
Brazil, a teal-green Peridot jumping over Lola, the little white Pomeranian Lola, the little white Pomeranian, greeting Brazil, the teal-green Peridot, in the normal way (but sniffing)
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
DCC luck tokens! Rewarding and useful!
Wooden nickel decorated in marker as a DCC luck token. This one has the word luck and DCC and multicoloured lines surrounding the lettersWooden nickel decorated in marker as a DCC luck token. This one had a cartoony green dragon on one side and +1 luck on the otherWooden nickel decorated in marker as a DCC luck token. This one has an orange cat face in the front and luck tokitten on the back. Lots of orange and black.Wooden nickel decorated in marker as a DCC luck token. This one has the word lucky on it with banks of color around it in different color markers
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Terrible Maps did it. I hope it’s not AI,
US Map with the pacific renamed as west American ocean, the rockies as America mountains, the Great Lakes renamed lake ford f 150, lake burger, lake ar15, lake freedom, and so on
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only one person in the entire world has a Wikipedia page dedicated to their lies.
Search results on Wikipedia for ‘false or misleading statements’

False statement
Statement contradicted by ...
False or misleading statements by Donald
Trump
False or misleading statements by Donald
Trump (second term)
False or misleading statements by Donald
Trump (first term)
False or misleading statements by Donald
Trump (between terms)
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Internet is infinitely more capable than a million monkeys with typewriters.
A pair of bsky posts
The first from 
Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social
Says:”
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"“

The second, from: 
The Cool Dude @2hous... • 
Says: “Was sure this would work after it fumbled yesterday's wish to get rid of "the big boob"”
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This post is literally the perfect argument for “AI shouldn’t be allowed to make any decisions.” But hailey isn’t ready for that, hence the replies and quotes are disabled
Bsky post from Bailey that reads:

@hailey.at
bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't
"well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:
future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This might be the original photo. Can’t find any information about it. Still looking.
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If I had known when I paid the deposit that they were using a dumbass robot to handle their business, I would have gone with another company. The human salesperson that came to the house and the human installer that did the work did just fine. But I won’t call them back for repairs or maintenance.
Texts between a robot and me:

🤖 : Hi Kevin, it's Amanda with Garage Door Doctor. We never got the opportunity to discuss your estimate.
Where are you at with that project? Reply END to stop texts.

Today 14:55
Me, a human: Wow. Well, for $2400 you already did the job, so... uh. I no longer need a new door?

🤖 : Thanks for letting us know. We'd appreciate the opportunity to earn your business-please let us know if we can ever be of assistance in the future.

Me, still human, just exasperated : Y'all need to fix your robot.
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