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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I fucking hated Maggie Thatcher"
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mayor mccheze
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you take me for dumbass? ancient dont exist its all fabrications.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trick question, Magellan never actually circumnavigated the world, he died well before he made a full rotation. This is because he caught the deadly Being Stabbed disease and died. He died
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the dentist allowed me to keep my wisdom teeth in a small bag so i have them now. is anyone interested in trading for a star wars lego set
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the real two generals problem is when you have two generals but you want to kiss both of them at the same time but they hate each other so you have to make a choice between trying to mend an unmendable rend between them or keep your relationship with them secret from another
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You cant stop the endless pursuit of endless profit by private equity with kinkshaming
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mmmm, vore
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Id get beaten within an inch of my life for a fried egg. Your passion is heard and appreciated
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Will there be a donut vault
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
nice job dumbass now its got a tonsure, its taking up artisanal cheesemaking now.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
can we get dog food merch
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If this happened in canon we'd see Thrawn throw that geriatric skeleton into the Death Star reactor personally
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
HR tells me im using too much TP, organizers on the jobsite telling me im not using enough. I get fired regardless because i spent 17 hours last week in the bathroom. Jokes on them, i stole the pipes
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Food security is national security. They say as they gut SNAP, and enact policies that bankrupt farmers en masse, and refuse to reform anything that could actually help farmers.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
oh hey my second favorite show is rerunning, lemme get some popcorn
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Is the piano edible
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
various "hm"'s and other inquisitive noises made by Columbo, with a rare chance for an entire Gianni skit to play out, its unskippable and you cant order me or anyone else around. You dont get any visual either im just doing my idle animation while you watch for 6 minutes doing nothing.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"They are making us sympathetic to poor people", insane concept, caring about people struggling to make ends meet. Really shows how coddled Fuentes is, something something champagne socialist something something "sacrifice im willing to make" something something goon cave
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Okoii coded
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
warhammer III my beloved
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
me experiencing the worst headache of my life but not going back to bed cause theres laser tag to get to
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Its Edmund Fitzgerald Day, don't forget to drown in your local Icy Waters in memory of the souls and 26,000 tons of Iron Ore lost
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
No its aggressively fertilized. it is missing though i think it ran away
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
but Ela, my garden gets re-fertilized every flood season, for free
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Columbus day but its not about chris its about a large amount Lieutenant Columbo's and whoever started the holiday got the incorrect plural form of Columbo
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
about to create a homunculus brain complex so i can run a factory farm in dwarf fortress without fps death
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
me when i get irrationally angry at not being able to find a place only to later see that i've been looking in the completely wrong area for two weeks.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Movements such as these do often fall apart with the death of their leader, cults of personality always shatter when the personality departs somehow. The replacements do not have the sauce.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Imperial Russian vampires having caviar along with their usual human feeding, call that Serf and Turf
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Is she hiring goons and if so what benefits are being offered
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Oh thats nice, just what i wanted to read, the current administration is infighting. Severely infighting. Its not even been a year yet. Thats so cool.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
SLPIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD & HUNGER
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Always knew GW had a sect of Foot-Fetishists
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Buy bitcoin and write the harry potter books so they arent written by a transphobic pro-slavery british woman (i was not even a sperm yet so i got my work cut out for me)
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Can i steal the neighbors undergarments and use them as weapons against the goons
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
cis guy but i like when they add new letters to the gay acronym cause it means more toppins on my sandwiches
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"Its a lot more complicated than that" Explain it then, I watch 5 hour video essays for fun i can take it you weakling
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Would? Would.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Mr. Beat what do you think about the pervasive rumors that U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance is to blame for the passing of our most neatest Pope.
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Your philosophy wont distract me from your demand to not fuck pipe bombs Ela
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What do i do about the burning parking garage then
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I do not own a car, do I find another car to set on fire?
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Me, who is wild about horns on automobiles, is very pleased with this development
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hi Mr. Beat, finished up your 10 best federal laws video and wanted to know your thoughts on laws like the Tennessee Valley Authority Act (1933) and the Boulder Canyon Project act (1928), establishing the TVA and the Hoover Dam respectively?
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Im King Baby, gotta hail me
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Learning my career goals will be furthered by becoming more silly, real goofy, primo dope behavior, enhanced bonehead performance, I will eat rocks off the ocean floor and be paid for it. I'm a genius
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You know guys, personally i don't believe Reed Smoot and Willis C. Hawley have an entirely good idea on how to turn this rescission around. I mean if we tax other countries goods why wouldn't they just tax us right back? President Hoover should really consider this bill carefully, it might be bad
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oakseed.bsky.social @oakseed.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If you want a sense of how not big this win was just look at the house of representatives and senate results, 4 states that voted trump are sending dem senators, and republicans lost 2 seats in the house. This is not the win they think it is.
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