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Jordan Jeffries

@oafmode.bsky.social
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes an intrusive thought can only be shed by experiencing and even exercising it
The movie poster for TONY, changed to TOBY, with the Stanley Steemer dog dragging his filthy ass across the carpet
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This will mark the 17th Tori Amos album to be produced since the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up The Jam"
Tori Amos looking vaguely like Philomena Cunk
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RIP bozo
Dilbert, hung from his neck with a sign saying “no funeral” pinned to his shirt
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
darest thou look upon mine duplo???
A toddler building with duplo blocks says “If you see this house…”The toddler continues: “ You will shiver and shook” (sic)Close up of the toddler: “Your brains will turn into witches brew”The dad (me), laying nearby, says “wow.”
Toddler replies: “are you shaking with fear?”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Me when I am definitely not already a fascist
Jillian Michaels tells a prone Biggest Loser contestant "Every time you bitch and moan, it just makes me hungry for your blood" with a hateful sneer
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
(Tim Meadows in Walk Hard meme) “You don’t want no part of this shit”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Surprise! Another @pieburgh.bsky.social debut! If you’ve ever left one of your sports heroes deeply befuddled then this new bonus mini about the time I played “Also Sprach Zarathustra” for The Bus himself in the middle of a Dick’s Sporting Goods is for you!
Cover of mini comic “2001: A Jerome Bettis Odyssey” with a football flying over the obeliskTwo doofuses play the opening of “also Sprach Zarathustra” on trumpet and trombone from behind a shoe display
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Debuting next Sunday at @pieburgh.bsky.social, perhaps my most preposterous project to date: SCENE STEELERS, a fully illustrated catalogue of films featuring acting (or “acting”) by Pittsburgh Steelers players and coaches. Why did I do this? If I knew I’d tell you.
The title “Scene Steelers” with a drawing of shirtless Terry Bradshaw saying “it’s my naked room”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@tedleo.bsky.social is still the realest of Real Ones. All praise to whatever is keeping this man from a repetitive stress injury
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Best thing about this scene is that this line is an ad-lib by Hackman that made Pacino break and Schatzberg kept it in
Pacino yukkin it up
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
One of my favorite Hackman performances 🍺🍩
Gene Hackman in the movie Scarecrow, at a lunch counter asking “Can I have a bottle of beer and a chocolate doughnut”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
pt. iii
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
pt. ii
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Seeds in Ash, pt. i Tuesday marks one year since Aaron Bushnell’s death. Here’s something I’ve been working on periodically over the very long year since.
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mister Gravy
A toddler with a toy monster truck says “I want to hide with my grave digger”He shuffles under covers saying “I want to hide with my graaaave”Peeking out from under the covers now: “I want to hide with my graaavy”Muffled from under the blankets: “I am hiding with mister gravy”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
“A Beautiful Daddy”
Milo the toddler tells a story while being dressed in the morning: “once there was a beeeeaaaauuuutiful daddy, and he grew longer, and longer, until he met.. a clock! (A Clocky-from-Peewee clock hangs very close nearby)
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Crudely photoshopped image of Frog and Toad with stillsuit tubes and eyes of Ibad
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Not even three and those lexile measures are off the charts
A toddler recites portions of Frog and Toad while pretending to read Frank Herbert’s Dune
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I drew the bookmark for another year of the @atomicbooks.bsky.social reading club! This is always a lot of fun when it comes around. This year’s theme is Bad Love and I decided to aim for “Double Indemnity but make it Wuthering Heights”
An illustration of a Victorian couple on a moonlit moor embracing while holding blades, guns and poison; each sneaks a glance at their weapons
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Scrawled during downtime at the show this morning in an attempt to exorcise the loathsome experience of watching more than one Netflix Christmas movie
A disheveled man in a hotel bed rants to his wife
“Y’know, in a way I’m glad I couldn’t turn off motion smoothing. The abysmal image quality strips any sheen off of this ostensible ‘movie,’ revealing its essential soullessness; its true form more like a car commercial. Except it’s not selling anything except… itself? Oh God, it’s selling me the ninety minutes of my life I’m giving it. This is slop content as metaphysical vampire, all the more insidious for its banal facade… “Falling for Christmas,” indeed! Well I’m not
Falling for it!”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hello from @massmice.bsky.social from team Jorlessa! In Boston this weekend? Swing by table 46a and say hi!
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A Hermit Emerges! Come find me this week at Bard this Friday and at @massmice.bsky.social this weekend!!
Eager fans clamor for comics from a disheveled layabout, much to his dismay
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Some of Leonard’s words
On a windowsill beyond the bars a pigeon stands on pink feet, chest fluffed out, preening in the morning sun. Some paint has peeled off the painted-over win-dow, and, pressing my forehead right up against the cold glass, I peek out at him sitting there, a universe away. The pigeon doesn't see me staring at him. His feathers have a subtle iridescence to them. The hand of my mind reaches out and touches him through the bars and the thick security glass. A spirit touch. He doesn't seem to notice. He pecks his small sharp beak into those iridescent chest feathers and ignores me.
I marvel at the miracle of him, standing there, so near yet far, unfettered as the wind. The whole sky is his, and yet from all that infinite space he's picked this bleak prison windowsill to pause upon this winter morning, blessing me with his sudden unexpected presence, his astonishing reality.
To me, the jailbird, this pigeon is as holy a messenger as an eagle. He tells me of the Sky World beyond the steel and cement and razor wire. Once, when (end of page)(Continued) we came out of the prison sweat lodge, we looked up and saw two eagles circling high above us. They came to bless us, sent by Sky Father.
So I am known to the eagle and to the pigeon, holy messengers both. Sky Father hasn't forgotten me.
He sends his winged children to comfort me.
And I send skyward through the bars a winged prayer of thanks.
No prison bars can stop a prayer.
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Leonard Peltier has been in jail for almost FIFTY years for crimes he did not commit. The White House has time to pardon turkeys today — why not a wrongfully convicted political prisoner?? #FreeLeonardPeltier
Black and white drawing of Leonard and the text “FREE LEONARD”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Submitted for your consideration
Smile poster w/ pageant girl erupting from "suggestive" toothpaste Martin poster with razor blade vampire teethTelephone Book poster with phallic phone & testicular phone cordWatermelon Man poster with US flag watermelon
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
hooting, hollering
Title card to Graveyard Shift reading "And Brad Dourif as The Exterminator"
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
This will presumably be a sharp, bracing, and wry depiction of the ugly realities of getting stuck in a washing machine
Screenshot of movie review header saying "Catherine Breillat Is Back, Baby: The transgressive French filmmaker is in fine, fucked-up form with Last Summer, about a middle-age lawyer who starts sleeping with her stepson."
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
WELLLL I’ve NEVER had to BREATHE CHEMTRAILS but I know someone who has
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Some big Bernd-Jürgen Armando Brandes energy here
The pop tarts mascot is cheerfully lowered to his death with a sign reading “dreams really do come true”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
This manger is about resilience – صمود. The resilience of Jesus is in his meekness; weakness, and vulnerability. The majesty of the incarnation lies in its solidarity with the marginalized. -Rev. Munther Isaac, Bethlehem, 12/23/23
Image of renaissance art style baby Jesus in a manger; words: I heard the bells on Christmas DayImage of Joe Biden praying with words: Their old familiar carols playImage of Joe Biden in Oval Office on the phone with words: And mild and sweet the words repeatImage of a Palestinian child’s body bloodied and buried in rubble with words : of Peace on Earth, good will to men
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Goin oaf mode
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
He knew we were… but what was He?
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Jon Arbuckle: troublingly glib about global warming
Frame from Garfield comic strip with a smirking Jon saying “it’s ninety degrees, 
Garfield, and people are dying out there”
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Did Ken write this
Life magazine special "Horses" issue; cover text includes "The World's Most Beautiful Animal," "Plus: Why We Love Horses"
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Finally did a sleep study and I thought I was prepared for the amount of Fucking Shit on Me. Reader: I was not prepared
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Imagine being told to touch grass by Charlie Brown
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Caught up with the VU doc last night and sometimes you simply must draw 1966 era John Cale
Black and white ink drawing of John Cale in sunglasses and turtleneck
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Tarman arguably the zombie GOAT
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Currently watching one of the worst things I've ever seen (positive connotation)
Bernadette Peters and Andy Kaufman as robots in the movie Heartbeeps
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Shamelessly reposting this on here even though pride month is over
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
HARDCORE (1979), dir. Paul Schrader
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Jordan Jeffries @oafmode.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
For my lovable, furry old Chosen ones
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