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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 01/10/2026
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A Wikihow-style illustration of a man drinking an entire bottle of soda, clutching his stomach in discomfort, and then letting out a fierce burp.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 27/09/2026
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Mario Chain Chomp
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 25/09/2026
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Snake Neck Turtle
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 24/09/2026
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Spider-Man has a rockin' lady's bod. Or a sexy lady is wearing a Spider-Man mask, one or the other.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 22/09/2026
It's that time again.
Wendy's Frosty Frights are back.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 21/09/2026
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Family Guy "fell down the stairs" pose.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 19/09/2026
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Reaper Overwatch
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 18/09/2026
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A tiger wearing a cowboy hat.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 13/09/2026
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Bugs Bunny with Jax's robot arms from Mortal Kombat.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 11/09/2026
#JoeFriday www.oafe.net/yo/tmntxgij_...
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 11/09/2026
Sam Elliott boomer anti-meme:

I'm from the generation that
Spanked the cursive.
Segregated the garden hose.
Asbestos and God in schools.
Stickshift computers.
played chained to a tree outside.
Drank from the cursive.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 10/09/2026
Cloak and Dagger, as they "would" have been without the drug interference. Tandy is wearing a simple black bodysuit and the Cloak cape, while Tyrone is wearing what can best be described as "if Borat's swimsuit were designed by Image Comics." Also he's got a helmet that looks like a big M for some reason?
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 10/09/2026
Who knows what these accessories go to?
A black rifle with a large, bulbous sight in the middle of the top, and a surprisingly large red drinking horn.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 10/09/2026
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Robert Z'dar, before his cherubism went wild. He was, like, "1940s leading man" handsome!
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 07/09/2026
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Rhea Ripley. Rowr.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 02/09/2026
www.oafe.net/yo/bbib11spr... #TransformersTuesday
Voltron strikes a pose. Voltron strikes THE pose.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 28/08/2026
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A reproduction of an extinct dire wolf.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 26/08/2026
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Avan Jogia as [citation needed] in the last Resident Evil movie. Supposedly he's Leon S. Kennedy, but nothing about that character seemed like Leon.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 25/08/2026
A Kirby-branded toilet seat cover, now without an embroidered smile, so it looks like the center of the seat is his gaping mouth. Kirby awaits your... offerings.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 24/08/2026
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Luke and Butch, WWE's Bushwackers.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 23/08/2026
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Desann, the dinosaur-man Sith from Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 21/08/2026
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A cartoon of a child doing science.A featureless drawing of a man's head, labelled "Square."16 stunning shaved hairstyles for older black women.A corpulent military cosplayer. His gut is sticking out from under his tactical vest and hanging over his pants.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 14/08/2026
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Electronic Buzz Wire Game Steady Hand Challenge
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 12/08/2026
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An inexplicable photo of an elderly woman standing on a surfboard in front of a mural of a large wave. Captioned "how it feels to chew 5 gum."
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 11/08/2026
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Bats or Bust!
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 09/08/2026
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Lisa Simpson imagines meeting the personifications of the Seven Sisters colleges.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 04/08/2026
www.oafe.net/yo/tfcw_scou... #TransformersTuesday
A robot pirate.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 03/08/2026
Garfield, but he's blue for some reason.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 31/07/2026
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A Kobra brand paper shredder
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 29/07/2026
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A small, cute, fuzzy puppy.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 28/07/2026
Reminded of this old classic:
Florida license plate number A55-RGY, with the big image of an orange in the center of the plate looking like an O and thus making the license plate read "ass orgy."
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 27/07/2026
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Pixel art of a man laying face down on the ground.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 25/07/2026
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Doomguy
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 24/07/2026
Spawn, standing like an idiot in the Backrooms, but now Robert Pattinson in his tracksuit is there too.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 23/07/2026
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WWF's Giant Gonzales as Baywatch's "Pelican Man," a nude man covered in modesty fur, rattling the bars of a cage inside a small circus tent.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 15/07/2026
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The Headless Horseman
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 13/07/2026
#MarvelMonday www.oafe.net/yo/hmlx_meph...
The cover of Crystar #8, featuring the shiny stone barbarian man swinging his sword overhead at some kind of flying insect monsters, while a woman in a 1980s jazzercize unitard clings to his leg.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 12/07/2026
Must we do everything ourselves?
The same image as below, a shot of Iron Man from the 1960s cartoon, slumped in a corner with an extension cord running from his armor's chestplate to a standard wall socket, but now the corner he's in is the one from the "they don't know I'm" party meme.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 09/07/2026
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Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3 giving everybody on the street the finger guns, except he's bright orange. Why could that be, I wonder?
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 08/07/2026
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Kiss's album Love Gun. What a delightful single entendre!
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 07/07/2026
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A lightbulb wearing a top hat, the logo/mascot for Majik Rent-to-Own.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 05/07/2026
www.oafe.net/blog/?p=46927
Some superdeformed Harley Quinn plush.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 03/07/2026
Oh ffs. The opening of today's #JoeFriday (www.oafe.net/yo/gijclas17...) is based on this popular screenshot joke. If you try to search for it, Google's A.i. results treat it like it's real and explains what actual samurai actually meant when they actually said it. Dumbest possible future.
In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout: (You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.)"They used this phrase to teach a deep lesson about wisdom. A warrior might have the best sword, but it is useless if they lack the tool to see what is in front of them.

For a look at how this ancient meme evolved on the internet:" etc etc etc.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 03/07/2026
It's that time of year again. www.oafe.net/blog/2011/07...
Captain America, in a panel from the comics: "Well I say America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth!!"
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 29/06/2026
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Clarence.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 28/06/2026
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A ren faire pirate.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 26/06/2026
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Linda Belcher
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 23/06/2026
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The world's skinniest child has some mandatory fun on a Slip 'N Slide.
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 22/06/2026
www.oafe.net/yo/hml15_wwb... #MarvelMonday
A YouTube thumbnail of a white guy in a collared shirt and suspenders, with a red beard that covers his chin but has no mustache. The caption says "Beard Update + Going Amish."
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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 21/06/2026
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Ghostface Killah, looking pensive.
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