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Keith Lovatt

@nzlovatts.ca
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Canadian from NZ Living in Midland, ON. Long-time geek. Former beagle servant Most importantly, proud grandpa to twin girls! Every time I see artwork posted without tagging the artist, I am compelled to tag the artist, if known.

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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 17/01/2026
It was our 100% auto tariff that triggered the counter tries from China. So it was ok for Ford then when other provinces suffered. Now there will be limited Chinese vehicles here, and Trump is still the one destroying the industry. Let Ford focus on the real problem
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 16/12/2025
They have to use artificial intelligence for his speaches as there is no real intelligence there
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 15/12/2025
And the oil tanker they just seized is called the Skipper. No mention of Gilligan though.
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 28/11/2025
For consistency, I am sure, in the unlikely event that somebody crosses state lines and commits a murder, that Trump will outlaw crossing state lines.
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 21/09/2025
I see the reaction as more “Pro-Canada” than “Anti-America” (not saying there isn’t any “Anti” in there). But I fully expect US Officials to use it as an excuse to beat their drums
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 17/09/2025
Sorry to hear that ☹️ Reminds me of the one about the man with a wooden leg named Fred (Edited 22:32 via @skeetsapp.com)
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 17/09/2025
About 130 days post CAR-T and got quite an aggressive sniffle with elevated temp. First time I’ve done this for a long time. Negative thankfully
Negative COVID-19 test result
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 11/09/2025
Perhaps some thoughts and prayers will make them happy 😂
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 11/09/2025
Great 20 minute show from the Canadian Forces Snowbirds in Midland, ON this afternoon. If only my video did it justice
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 28/08/2025
Shouldn’t have taken the crash course
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 13/07/2025
And she lives in a cardboard box because it’s the only way she can afford the insulin
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 20/06/2025
That’s funny. You used to calculate humidity by comparing dry bulb and wet bulb temperatures. This is doing it backwards :)
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 03/05/2025
Yes, but why stoop to that level. We claim to be on the moral high ground and then get into this shit?
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 03/05/2025
So many people are so ridiculously petty. Take a breath. Enjoy your pettiness for the feel-good moment, but get real. Remember how upset you were when an interim leader moved in and purchased curtains.
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 29/04/2025
And Trumps says “Sam and Ella are fine people”
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 24/04/2025
They are diametrically opposite. Poilievre is about cuts, but Ford is about spending. Hard to see how Ford could support CPC
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 23/04/2025
Probably good to have more teams in Canada so that when we split off, there will still be sufficient to have a tournament.
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 23/04/2025
Questions like this confirm you are a “thought leader”
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
Aching bone spurs
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
All the police need is the same proof US uses to deport people, and he’ll be convicted in no time
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
Nice one Theo - you have Liberals and Conservatives disagreeing with you! 😀
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
Got a text from CPC and I couldn’t stop myself from replying
Text exchange with CPC

CPC: 
It's Lily with Team Poilievre and the Conservative Party.

Can we count on your support to stop the Liberals from a 4th term in office?

Me:
It would be too lonely to be his only supporter, thanks for the offer
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
I doubt many will read beyond the “reasonable-sounding” headings to get to the “batshit-crazy” details
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
Picture of today’s (April 22, 2025) @effinbirds desk calendar sheet with the text “would you like to speak to the bird cartoon’s manager?”
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
@carolecadwalla
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 22/04/2025
It is clear we need a national alliance of separatist parties so they can form an effective official opposition. 🤣
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 21/04/2025
I’ve just been saying “15 minute timer”. Will have to try your suggestion
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 21/04/2025
Looking forward to it
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 21/04/2025
“Kill the Woke” isn’t a full enough platform?
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 19/04/2025
And yet the media keep showing up
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 18/04/2025
I assume this means that he will still be required to honour the confidentiality of the information he receives
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 18/04/2025
He certainly is a quick learner when it comes to politics
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 18/04/2025
If it is that inconvenient, my suggestion is for them to not vote at all, as a form of protest
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 18/04/2025
A couple of years ago I was in Winnipeg, and I noticed there was a tattoo business on one side of the street and, directly opposite, was a tattoo removal business. Made me smile
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 18/04/2025
I certainly hope so
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 17/04/2025
Good interview with @acoyne.bsky.social youtu.be/WKFhMbLy7Ko?si=_MSqu3OsieK…
youtu.be
Munk Dialogue with Andrew Coyne: how the Liberals are benefiting from the Canada-US trade war
YouTube video by TheMunkDebates
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 16/04/2025
We got a few mm of snow overnight 😞
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 15/04/2025
Just reschedule the hockey
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 13/04/2025
A lot more @liberalca.bsky.social signs around Midland than I have seen in the past. Maybe there’s a glimmer of hope
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 13/04/2025
Two more nails in the coffin of the CPC campaign
Mail in votes for the 2025 Canadian Federal Election ready to be put in the post
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 11/04/2025
iMessage can take an awfully large amount of storage
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 10/04/2025
This looks like the cartoon where the shadow starts doing things independently of the worker
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 10/04/2025
That explains the prevalence of blue for logos of CPC, Blue Jays, and Maple Leafs
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 07/04/2025
You are not alone
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 07/04/2025
The only negotiation at the moment is about how much a country loses and how much US wins. A new agreement when he just broke old agreements will be worthless, except as a starting point for further losses at the next betrayal
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 07/04/2025
Carney is the Head of Government. Head of State is King Charles
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 06/04/2025
So?
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 06/04/2025
Negotiating with this situation is simply trying to limit loss
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 03/04/2025
So let’s hear what you have to say about me @sentimentbot.bsky.social
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Keith Lovatt @nzlovatts.ca · 03/04/2025
Impressive you can do so much embroidery with pubic hair 🤣
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