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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3h

My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, I can't get a mortgage, my wife was deported, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now my insurance covers most of my ball-tanning treatments.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3h

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or Donald Trump admitting to a series of sexual assaults, there have been embarrassing moments for presidents on both sides of the aisle.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3h

Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say, privately, the couple disapproves of letting Iran obliterate LA and San Diego.

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David Hadbawnik @vestigiaflammae.bsky.social · 4h

The Seven Cornell Fratboys You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 6h

The Cornell 7 I Knew How did the fun loving Drake fans I traded passive income strategies with after lacrosse practice become the sexual criminals I’m now sending memes about in my group chats?

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whatever you’re paying the political consultant who came up with this slogan, it’s not enough.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11h

Republicans are complaining that the CBS town hall with vice-president JD Vance could depress Republican turnout in the midterm elections.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13h

Also, Tom Selleck has more tv charisma in his mustache than Kevin Costner has in his whole body.

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Rev. Dr. Everett Howe @ewhowe.com · 14h

What is it with the opinion writers?

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OPINION
EZRA KLEIN

Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way

By Ezra Klein
Opinion Columnist
Sept. 11, 2025

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14h

I think it's sustainable. I actually think exposition is where it really helps. It's made Stacks and EGA accessible to me in a way that it wasn't before.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15h

You know...I really like reading the AI proofs of things I am interested in. It's less intimidating than reading stuff by famous humans. I'm more likely to get involved checking things and that leads to better understanding.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15h

Jesus mutes the play-by-play during Chiefs games so he doesn’t have to hear more about Taylor Swift

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15h

Jesus yells “put a skirt on him“ at the TV every time he sees a questionable roughing the passer penalty.

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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 16h

Jesus has an aol.com email address. The inbox has been full for the last 7 years.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

But Jesus also thinks the Rolling Stones haven't made a good album since Tattoo You.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

Jesus is mad that he can't stream Home Improvement reruns on Tubi.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

Jesus still refers to the Chargers as "San Diego"

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

Jesus stopped watching major league baseball when the National League started using designated hitters.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

(I have never watched Yellowstone and I dislike the idea of "conservative show" and "liberal shows" in general.)

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

In this Ohio diner, 9.11 means where the price of diesel is headed. But they do know this: their neighbors to the north better not be voting for a Jihadist senator.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16h

Jesus thought Yellowstone should have been one of the Times Top 100 Shows.

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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Incredible.

Analysis. Does a sex assault claim kill a political career? It depends.

Ghraham Platner’s swift exit followed Eric Swallwell’s similar departure from the California governor’s race, but Republicans have taken a different tack.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gang rape, which I do not support, and snorting ketamine off the bodies of naked incapacitated teenagers, which I also do not support, is very mild compared to what the M$DNC shitlibs did to Donald Trump, who I also do not support. by Glen Greenwald

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump called for a massive Iranian attack on Los Angeles. But what did he really mean?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump's call for a massive terrorist attack on Los Angeles and San Diego raises eyebrows in some liberal circles.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In calling on Teheran to wipe out Los Angeles and San Diego, Trump challenged long-standing norms of presidential comportment.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cornell 7 to join Harvard's Institute of Politics.

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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I could not get myself to vote against Trump because Joe Biden failed in his biggest assignment: stopping people like me from not voting against Trump.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whether it's Obama telling farmers to plant arugula in Iowa or Donald Trump telling Iranians to take out Los Angeles, both presidents made deeply insensitive statements about regions of the country.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Democrats are terrible because their failures are what elected Trump, who I am pretty much okay with.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh brother.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The great Dennis Hastert has died. I hope the dirty snitches are happy. by Jim Jordan

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guest Opinion | Some will remember Dennis Hastert for his child molestation or for making Congress even more partisan than it was under Gingrich. I'll choose to remember him for the laughs we shared at the House Gym and our many political junkets to Turkey and Saudi Arabia. Rest in peace, Denny.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's plenty of online outrage that Cornell punished sexual assault by making the perpetrators write essays. But have any of these haughty social justice warriors even read the essays? by Matt Walsh

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whether it's Democrats calling for fewer campus rapes or Republicans calling for more conservative faculty members, both sides have their sights trained on America's universities.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

With CNN and CBS in the hands of the Ellisons and Fox in the hands of the Murdochs, pressure mounts on NBC to sell itself to either Marc Andreesen, Peter Thiel, or Elon Musk.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump demands that American reporters refer to the Black Plague that has broken out in Putin’s Russia as "Super Plague".

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My cab drive to Ithaca was a Bush-Obama-Romney-Trump-Biden-Trump voter. He said that instead of persecuting innocent fraternity brothers, universities should focus on limiting the number of Indian-Americans they admit.

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Fred in BFE @traplife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A lesbian dance theory class at the University of São Paulo might seem like a strange place to meet Bolsonaro supporters. But beneath the sounds of Havaianas stomping to the rhythms of samba music, you can hear whispers that Lula is the reason patchouli oil is 65 reais.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Flavio Bolsonaro, who I do not support, is the most progressive Brazilian leader of my lifetime. And it is not his fault that his father, who I do not support, tried to imprison me, who I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A fraternity group chat in deep blue Ithaca, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But in between texts describing crimes, there are a few claiming that DEI is the reason ketamine is $200 an ounce.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A farmers market in deep blue Brighton, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the twang of retired professors playing bluegrass, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason the paw paws are $10 a pint

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Sparrow @dcodea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They’re cooking your ass in the Spotify comments section of an npr podcast

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sometimes when the Atlantic staff meetings run a little late and Zeynep is blabbing on about epidemiology, I roll my eyes and act a little annoyed. But in my hip-hop heart, I’m like you’re a down-ass bitch and I ain't mad at cha. by David Brooks

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What the hell has happened to BlueSky? Not one comment calling me ableist

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough.

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