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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nobel Prize in What if Herakles was gay and wanted to fuck Geryon before bashing his head in?

Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's a table full of transphobic grannies across the room from here in this rural Albertan Tim Hortons restaurant. 😮‍💨

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

every day of the last six years of my life has been increasingly frustrated because the american people have been unable to take this person to the equivalent of an old folks home but also jail.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

why is jared kushner's affinity partners directly ripping off the logo of abstergo industries from assassin's creed?

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Millennial as in I never managed to lock in a good job before the 2008 financial crisis doomed us all, and also millennial in I was too young to have had the resources to enter the grift economy as a podcaster at the relevant time.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i complain a lot about facebook but okay since i never post anymore i suppose that's why i got some good boomer bait in the algo and i'm okay with it just this once

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I will not look at Facebook. Staring into the abyss of algorithmically determined outrage bait about how an AI bot claiming to be a farmer in Saskatchewan is mad about how Mark Carney is bad because he forced America to do a far-fetched Potash deal with Belarus is not good for me.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh lookit me! I'm George Osborne! The British Museum is totally apolitical! How could the Bayeux Tapestry or the Elgin Marbles be political!? I was just giving my best buddy Pete a private viewing and a handjob, but those dastardly wokes found out about it. Waaah!

theguardian.com

George Osborne ‘thought Peter Thiel’s Bayeux tapestry visit would be secret’

British Museum chair tells Big Brue festival he thought no one would find out about the private viewing

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Twenty-five years of watching Americans going completely fucking insane.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Browsing the primary school Latin textbook Minimus which tells the fictional story of a Roman family at Vindolanda. They have two slaves: a Greek slave Corinthus 'Mr. Corinth' and a Briton slave Candidus 'Whitey'. 🤔

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

every time i see one of these far right chodes on facebook sharing alberta separatist propaganda i want to yell at them "you're advocating for the province to become the canadian equivalent of the republics of donetsk or luhansk, you fucking rube" but of course their comments are disabled.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A comedy sketch came to me in a dream: The scene: A natural disaster. An aide rushes to the president. and asks "Sir, I have to direct the emergency response team! What are your orders?" And the president says: "I don't know. Claude! What should I do?"

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

look im just not able to describe the levels of nirvana i reach when i eat frozen reese's peanut butter cups while drunk at 3 in the morning. i can only encourage you to try this for yourself.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I should start a black metal prog fusion band called The Jack Parsons Project.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Vinyl revival, I can understand. CD revival, yeah, I can understand. Cassette tape revival? Unless you're an obscure death metal band from south central Poland, what are we even doing as a culture?

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It would have been nice if Pedersen could have provided a bit more context to this glossary example.

dášɛlɛ ,Erlaubniss‘ (permission)

fjeta me mbrétɛlɛn me dašɛl tɛ mbretit ,ich habe mit der Erlaubniss des Königs bei der Königin geschlafen‘. (I slept with the queen with the king's permission.)

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

One of the wild things about going through my music collection that I've had in storage since 2011 is that oh hey I can actually read all of the album notes in Norwegian/Danish/Swedish of all these Scandi black and death metal albums now.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Currently picturing all the long-time John Milton stans quietly fuming that they can't reach this level of cultural saturation for their poet.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I had a weird dream last night about being part of a group of people that went back in time to try to prevent a terrorist attack that would trigger present-day dystopia, only for it to go awry in bizarre ways. Then I thought that might be a concept for a short story... But (1/2)

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Learning to tell time on a 12-hour round clock is my least favourite part of language acquisition because *every single language* does it slightly differently.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ok so I was up late last night when there was some breaking news and this is what wikipedia said at the time.

Lindsey Olin Graham (/græm/ GRAM; July 9, 1955 - July 11, 2026) was Donald Trump's personal masseur and Netanyahu's best friend.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bluesky in mid 2026 is giving me Tumblr in mid 2015 vibes.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Someone ought to remix @nicklutsko.bsky.social's "I wanna be at the RNC" to be instead about wanting to hang out with the CNT and famous anarcho-syndicalists from 1930s Barcelona.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

so glad we're adding *checks notes* birth tourism to the lexicon of american xenophobia. this one will age like... what was the term we were using for this last time... anchor babies?

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Still waiting with bated breath for that Archie Comics arc where Betty and Veronica forcefem Archie and then they form a lesbian polycule.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Reading Akkadian smut on the bus. I just learned that the logogram GIŠ (wood) can stand in for išarum ‘penis, male member’. All time and language is a flat circle.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Remembering that time I drafted a paper handout as a joke to show that the Indogermanische Dichtersprache people will argue literally any nonsense, attempting to show how the Batman Knightfall arc is actually a reflex of the Indo-European dragon-slaying myth.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

All I see is a picture of three — arguably four — war criminals.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I had a friend in grad school once who told me her college Latin teacher insisted that pedicabo ego vos should be translated as 'I will soundly roger you'.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The discourse vibes on this website are off today. Look, I'm totally fine with making fun of Americans and Europeans alike, but could we please focus and make fun of the people really deserving it, id est the British?

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Only learning now that Hooters filed for bankruptcy in the US in 2025. Truly America has fallen.

youtube.com

Bankrupt - Hooters

YouTube video by Bright Sun Films

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I hate that it's come to this but I might have to start trying the discover feed on main because the chronological feed is getting inundated by a small number of people who will retweet literally anything to the point it's getting unusable.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I need to do more investigation but the Italian version of Athenaze may possibly be an unexploited mine of potential future wojak memes.

ἄνθρωπος (man)
ἄνθρωπος ἰσχυρός (strong man)

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

god i wish i had tenure so i could openly ridicule my tenured and tenure track colleagues for using ai

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This game sold for $29.95 USD in the 1991 Sears holiday catalogue, which is $72.70 USD today.

Green screen with white shaded text and a guy who looks like Duke Nukem in a bomber jacket in the lower-right corner.

Text:

"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Doing philology is giving me solace when the world is very stupid right now.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Had to re-enable the AI overview to test the meme

Al Overview
Exactly three days of the week contain the letter sequence "cock" in them:
• Wednescock (Wednesday)
• Pecock (Thursday)
• Secock (Saturday)
Wait, just kidding! The only day of the week that contains the exact sequence of letters c-o-c-k is Wednesday, which contains the letters in its first syllable (W-ec-o-c-k).

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Didn't get a job I applied for but that's okay I wasn't feeling that enthusiastic about moving back to East Anglia again anyway.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

well it's been a day of discourse on this website and now that it's gone that way I suppose I have been guilty of participating a little bit

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I just saw a senior academic post the sentence "Endless new languages are being created by agentic llms" and I just about had an aneurysm.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

There's this weird bit of a medieval Greek poem by Tzetzes where he gives an epilogue on greeting people in their own languages. A later manuscript is fully glossed (a secondary addition) and contains a bizarre obscene extra phrase for the Alanic text.

11.2. The “Alanic” text of Codex Vindobonensis is given by HUNGER
(1953: 305) as follows (the interlinear version is in italics):

τοῖς Ἀλανοῖς προσφϑέγγομαι κατὰ τὴν τούτων γλῶσσαν·
καλὴ ἡμέρα σου, αὐϑέντα μου, ἀρχόντισσα, πόϑεν εἶσαι;
ταπαγχὰς μέσφιλι χσινὰ κορϑὶ καντὰ, καὶ τἄλλα·

ἄν δ’ ἔχῃ Ἀλάνισσα παπᾶν φίλον, ἀκούσαις ταῦτα·
οὐκ αἰσχύνεσαι αὐϑέντριά μου, νὰ γαμῇ τὸ μουνίν σου παπᾶς;
τὸ φάρνετζ κίντζι μέσφιλι καὶτζ φουὰ σαοῦγγε. 34

‘I greet the Alans in their language: “ταπαγχὰς μέσφιλι χσινὰ κορϑὶ
καντὰ Good day, my lord, my lady, where are you from?”. And otherwise:
if an Alanic woman has the priest as lover, you would hear this: “τὸ
φάρνετζ, κίντζι μέσφιλι καὶτζ φουὰ σαοῦγγε Aren’t you ashamed, my
lady, that a priest fucks your cunt?”’

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

On an Old Persian kick at the moment, but the Achaemenid royal inscriptions are starting to get a bit repetitive. I might have to switch it up with some Avestan in a bit since these Zoroastrians seem to have more interesting things to say.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My mother is watching The View upstairs and oh god they're talking about Clavicular.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Waking up to get a DM to the effect of asking whether I saw the Simon Goldhill news and my immediate only half-joking reaction was "What? Is he in the Epstein files?" and I think that reaction should probably say enough.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

wow is it me or has cambridge's equal opportunities survey has gotten a lot more invasive since the last time i filled out one of these

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Reminiscing about stuff with one of my ex-Cambridge Classics PhD friends... "Just another weird day at the faculty" sums it up pretty much.

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Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός @nyom-klyu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Writing this cover letter like, huh, I actually am a pretty impressive research profile that is very interdisciplinary in nature, and yet weirdly I am still currently unemployed, curious...

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