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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him)

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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Finally took a stab at some weathering with these pencils. Pretty darn happy with the results!
A Skaven Rat Ogre mini, zoomed in on the orange and blue armor on one arm to show the chipping, scratches, and rust.A Skaven Rat Ogre mini, zoomed in on the orange and blue armor on one arm to show the chipping, scratches, and rust.A Skaven Rat Ogre mini, zoomed in on the orange and blue armor on one arm to show the chipping, scratches, and rust.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Finally got the last two minis for my Necro/Undead team! Introducing the Wights for my Unrenaissance team(s) #BloodBowl #Greebo
Two resin miniatures of Skeletons wearing moderate armor, tunics, and flaming skulls for heads
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My camera is really terrible, but here we are... Prepping the forst half of my Skaven team for varnish
6 Skaven Linemen and 1 Rat Ogre miniature for Blood Bowl. Armor is yellow-orange with blue highlights
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Can't wait to paint these! #BloodBowl #Greebo
Cartoony boar miniature holding a beer kegCartoony boar miniature holding a beer keg
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
And the first finished pair of pants for my Norse Valkyries team!
Small grey minature of a woman with furry accents and wing-themed helmet. Green putty forms pants.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My fishy Ogre, now primed
The same Ogre miniature, now primed a uniform, pale gray, pinned to a cork
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Working on the dorsal fin ornaments for the positionals
Blood Bowl blitzer from the 2016 box set, blue plastic with a red fin on the helmet
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh ho ho, Still needs gap filling and light putty work, but this looks great! #bloodbowl #minatures
Grey plastic ogre in armor featuring spikes and, on his belly, a big emblem of a fish
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Finally sculpted the new armor plate for the ogre #BigGuy for my human team! This step intimidated me for a long time. First big step in converting the germanic imperialists into a union fishing town, Sweetwater Local 2 #BloodBowl #sculpting
Reference image of a catfish cost of arms next to the prepared belly portion of the miniClose up of the fishy emblem, replacing the big metal skull the mini comes with.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
Covers and little peek at the color vinyl for the first 6 Death albums
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Driving through here always feels absurd. The county' titular town, btw
Cropped google maps view of Goochland, a town in Goochland County, VA
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Mood
A worn office wall, bare except for 4 screws and a post-it note reading "cork board"
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Got myself some pigment pencils on clearance!
A bunch of AK Interactive's Weatherinh colored pencils, all lined up: vivid orange, dark aluminum, aluminum, dust/raindrops, sand, rubber, dark chipping for wood, light chipping for wood, copper, bronze, & gold
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The human society was really wonderful throughout the cremation process, and provided this beautiful vessel for our little stompy man.
A rectangular wooden box. It's stained in a warm tone and has a motif of 6 petaled flowers across the top. A small plate on the side reads, "Oliver"
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Last night, a relatively routine intervention at the vet turned, and we lost my most precious wobble-cat, Oliver. He was sweet and grumpy in equally heaping parts. He was positively fearless. My heart aches.
Me holding Ollie, a grey and white kitten with a red bandana and tiny cowboy hatMy hugging Ollie and smushing my face onto his head. He's looking toward the viewer with his eyes stretched humourously by my affection Ollie looking quite chonk and very content on his back. His belly is very fluffy and tussled from a nap.A very handsome portrait of Ollie in soft, warm lighting.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Newly in a cubicle job; still masking
Freckled white man looks into the camera. He wears a white duckbilled n95 amd blue scrubs
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are
'Everville' by Clive Barker, 1994. Got this hardcover from the Frederick library in 6th grade.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Reminded by rules text that corporations hold nothing of value, only profits
From page 13 of the Red Dust Rebellion (2024, GMT Games,) "The Corporations do not possess Resources and so cannot ever transfer or receive any."
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I love most animals; fish and lizards have both been special interests of mine. We got a puppy recently, but I will always primarily be a cat person. It's made more sense after my Dx and the accompanying awareness of my social limits
Louise, a brown tabby, sleeps curled up on my chest. I make a goofy face in glasses and a maroon hoodie
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Good morning, bluesky Good night, Andre?
Me looking toward camera. Small white dog with buff patches berries his nose in the crook of my arm. Akira box set is in background
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
After nearly a decade I've finally finished the build for my Dark Elves the Blackroot Blights! I'm particularly proud of the Runners and Blitzers. Favorite model is the 3rd blitzer, w/severed head and come-hither finger Bits used from Kabalites, Scourged, Wyches, Dragon Princes, & Black Corsairs
Side and front view of 2 unpainted miniatures, kit-bashed Runners for my Dark Elf Blood Bowl teamSide and front view of 4 unpainted miniatures, kit-bashed Blitzers for my Dark Elf Blood Bowl team
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
fucking ghouls how many ways can you excuse a war in a single sentence?
Wall Street Journal headline link: "Israel's Invasion Gamble Risks a Quagmire in Lebanon"
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
i found the share button because I am a smart professional
Bluesky 10M user card, #361,118 
Elder Certified first 10%
Joined January 24, 2023
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
This fungus is taking over the stump of a tree recently cut from our sidewalk in SW Baltimore. I thought it was a slime at first, but it's grown into this flat shape and started to drop spores. Anyone know what this is?
Photo from three quarter view: an orangey brown ringed fungus with white edges grows from a tree stumpPhoto from above: an orangey brown ringed fungus with white edges grows from a tree stump. Wood is discolored by spores.Photo from side, further back: Photo: an orangey brown ringed fungus with white edges grows from a tree stump
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I still have custom dice from the 1st edition by Print And Play Games. I think this board is from a 2nd or 3rd update, but at style is representative
The Dice Must Flow, Heiko Günther 2015
Early game board and dice
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Cartoon: Dot Warner of the Animaniacs stands with hands on hips. Her name is vertical on the right side
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Learning Aseprite by modifying sprites for my movement focused vertical shmup
Original sprite from a Packt godot projects book: a red and grey spaceship with pontoon-like structure on the end of each wing. Gun barrels are in the center of each wing and on either side of the nose.My altered version of the ship sprite, with shorter rear, rounded shapes near the body, and stacked guns
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
These are our 2 wobbly cats, Peaches and Ollie
2 domestic short-hair cats. 1 orange and white, 1 grey and white
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Quoteskeet with a fictional character you are in your head.
Gene Belcher, of Bob's Burgers, scowling and playing a children's electronic toy guitar
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Oh shit, I'm finally working on an original project instead of following classwork. It's helping to have no idea what I need and have to search, lol. It's a movement-based bullet hell with cheeky rolls and an invincible dodge!
Photo: an open laptop with Godot project editor open. A spaceship with a red triangle marked over it on screen. Notebook on keyboard with math and button assignments written on graph paper
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Stocking to make the most of the explosive crossbow + ballistic shield. Finding it impossible to hit fabricator vents or headshots. Took some screenshots this morning and saw there is 1 indicator to help with vertical aim, at least. Wish I could stow the shield for point shots!
Chart of screenshot from Helldivers 2 showing misalignment of targeting while using the Ballistic Shield. Top row: Aim Down Sights (ADS) on crossbow is accurate. 2nd row: laser targeting points to center of the shield's viewport. 3rd row show how shots land far up and right from center. 4th row shows notch of left edge of viewport that matches the veritcal aspect of the shot, but no similar reference point for the horizontal placement.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
ancient aliens-guy meme with text: "imagine a spherical cow"
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Acrylic keychain of a Super Credit chip from Helldivers 2. Translucent blue rectangle, clipped corners, yellow barcode/chip along bottom edge
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
happy anniversary to the only picture to adequately capture the wild kudzu that is my morning hair
Selfie of me in glasses. I'm looking quizzically at the camera and my hair is piled on top of my head in large random curls, like coils of apple peel or other debris.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Now with alt text!
Child's pencil line drawing on white paper. A large cross fills the center, with two smaller crosses in the background, framing the center. Crucified on the large cross is a rabbit-Jesus with crown of thorns. He says, "Yahoo this is what I came for" and "Okey doke" in word bubbles. At the base of the cross, a rabbit labeled Pilate yells "Whassa whassd Wa?" To his side a smiling rabbit holds a Spear (which is also a rabbit) and another rabbit frowns. The main cross and the one on rear-right are framed in a beam of holy light. This lesser rabbit says, "Forgive me lord" & "Yahoo." To the left, the only cross not bathed in light is sad and cries, "gemme outtahere!" "I shouldn't die"
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Tapping the sign
Photo of my skateboard. It's plain black.  I'm gold paint-pen block let's I've written, "trans rights are human rights
Black lives matter" in all caps
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
The antiblackblackness is loud
5 logos stacked vertically for Lotte brand Black Black, a strong anise and mental hard candy. Red star in center, image of rectangular lozenge on the right.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I've been in a transitional program for 6+ months because my employer couldn't provide accommodations for my autism. A placement was halted when the hiring manager unlisted the job rather than hire me, the autistic guy. Today they told me to report for shadowing on Monday! May have to shave, tho
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Swiveling my chair to avoid PII in the selfie
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Blocks for the block god Mutes for the mute throne
Skeet by Viktor Bavlento: a link followed by text "join my team, friends. Crypto social network with wallet. Your posts - Your Crypto profits." Attached image of 4 Crypto logos and a bald mad in sunglasses hastily cropped into the center.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
I grew up on these streets
Screenshot from Legend of Mana. Location is Polpota Harbor, text box is a penguin pirate saying "The view from this restaurant is quite a gem!"
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Post a five 🌟 album Repost with yours of you want
CD cover for Voices of Light (1994)
Composed by Richard Einhorn.
Performed by Anonymous 4, Netherlands Radio Choir, Netherlands Radio Philharmonic, Steven Mercurio.
Written as accompanying soundtrack for The Passion of Joan of Arc
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
POV: I've forced you to sit down and watch The Pirate Movie (1982)
American Psycho meme: Patrick Bateman smirks while jauntily displaying his Huey Lewis CD
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
This is Lady Gloria, whose existing name fits right in with our house of animals with old people names. She's good with cats! Having a dog is a life-long dream for Makeda, and I'm so excited to help her welcome her daughter home.
Photo of a newly adopted doggo and her new family. I, tall white man with reddish hair and an n95, and my wife, a short black woman with short bleached curls and n95, kneel next to a black pit-mix. The dog is wearing a red and black sweater.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
First computer upgrade/build in ...20 years? First mobo had a dead x16 slot and I was, as an imposter syndrome professional, assumed I fucked up. Went together no problem on the second round.
Photo of a computer case with glass panel. Lots of glare in the way. Orange glow from motherboard
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
These little dudes are far and away my favorite GW ip. I played 3rd edition fantasy skaven, and now I've got a blood bowl team
Blood Bowl 2016 skaven linerat, painted in orange armor with blue highlights6 Blood Bowl 2016 Skaven Linerats, painted in orange armor with blue highlightsBlood Bowl Skaven rat ogre, converted from a Screeching Bell ogre
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Sometimes the closest bookmark is the most appropriate. Epic poetry about West Virginia's Eagle's Nest Tunnel disaster, America's worst industrial disaster.
Photo of front cover for The Book of the Dead, but Muriel Rukeyser w/introduction  by Catherine Venable Moore. A bookmark lays across it, reading "all in on safety" in bold, capital letters. A symbol of  shows 4 hands laid atop each other.
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Coffee stirrers
2 plastic bins hold liston tea bags and sweet n' low. Beneath is a pile of tongue depressors
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Brian Nygaard, ham. (he/him) @nygaard.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Baltimore-- we're at the Ottobar for a makers' market. My wife (Petit Loup Ceramics) has her wonderfully pottery here.
A black woman and white man, both wearing glasses and n95s, take a selfie
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