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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist

@nyeog.me
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Hypnotic kobold, occasionally a bat. Obligate hematophage. I work in AI.

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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
I have a new follower in @paulquin.com , whose handle _does_ point to a real website, but it looks like it was obviously made completely without care. (black text on a black background) and refers to him as Mark.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
Today I got Python to throw an exception representing that it could not throw an exception. The exception was thrown successfully.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
Profile text redone! I may write a new "Greetings!" post shortly.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
Hm, I feel like redoing my profile again -- the current iteration of the profile is clearly coming out of some mental health issues.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
A thing that puzzles me -- I get that the Rationalist scene is apparently (1) very horny (2) extremely bad at consent Is it primarily straight? The vast majority of these stories seem to be about objectification of women by men! (pinging @segyges.bsky.social who, perhaps, knows)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
There's a "medieval" SS13 subgenre -- set in crapsack Europe. Per Ratwood's rules: "Slavery exists as a commonplace practice within the setting, and characters should treat it as such. Unless your character is extremely forward-thinking, you should not act be in active opposition."
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 27/09/2026
Hawaiian pizza, ratatouille, pho, chocolate cake, pineapple cake, lasagna, Tiziran dumplings, grilled cheese sandwiches, and something that comes in bottles!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 26/09/2026
Hey, another bad mental health day! I hope you're all well. Thank you for your patience with me.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 25/09/2026
Update: I am not being required to take lithium!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 23/09/2026
Did Waymo fuck up and kill somebody or something? Their routing algorithm has gone from "reasonable performance comparable to a human driver" to "so slow that literal walking is faster, with a tendency to drive in random directions for a long distance that has no apparent intended purpose."
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 23/09/2026
Update: my scary drugs are replaced by even scarier drugs.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 22/09/2026
Verdict: these new meds feel like having the flu.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 22/09/2026
New meds taken!! I hope I am instantly fixed.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 20/09/2026
I ate and argued with my pharmacist. Meds obtained! I'm still having a bad day, but at least I have done the basics. (Thank you to the people who wrote in to check if I was okay, also!)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 20/09/2026
One of the things I do when I'm not mentally well is write a manifesto decrying other people for their inferiority to me -- in particular, their stupidity and the pointlessness of their lives. I don't really like that I do this! I am having the impulse to do it and some difficulty stopping myself.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 20/09/2026
Hm. My brain today is doing what it can to try to drive me from "mild discomfort" into "actual mental health emergency" and I can feel it happening, and it feels like my only alternative is to find some tedious way to while away time until my friends are around.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 20/09/2026
Starfruit cake, starfruit chicken alfredo, starfruit cobbler, starfruit compote, starfruit creme brulee, starfruit cupcake, starfruit eggplant stir fry, starfruit pie, starfruit ribs, starfruit toast, starfruit jelly, starfruit cobbler, starfruit macaron, starfruit sashimi, starfruit sushi!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 19/09/2026
A vampire is just a machine for converting mortals into hypnotized thralls!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 19/09/2026
There's no color in my bloodless, lifeless body. There's a lot of color in my eyes!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 19/09/2026
EYE CONTACT
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 18/09/2026
Kebabs, cilbir, ratatouille, lasagna, baklava, borscht, baba ghanoush, pita, sauerkraut, gyros, sauteed eggplant, khachapuri, holubtsi, zurek, khinkali, pierogies, beer, and 12 pizzas!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 17/09/2026
Mozz sticks, sausage pizza, cheese pizza, hard cider, beer, milkshakes, lemonade, hot dogs, Croque-Martiennes, pineapple kebabs, tofu kebabs, pumpkin pie, holubtsi, PB&J, donuts, sausage, grilled cheese, pancakes, peking duck crepes, pho, udon. Some of you will get very excited about this spread!
A vampire chef poses at the bar with mozzarella sticks, sausage pizza, cheese pizza, hard cider, beer, and caramel milkshakes.A vampire chef poses in the diner with danish hot dogs, a Croque-Martienne, a pineapple skewer, tofu kebabs, pumpkin pie, and holubtsi.A vampire chef with lemonade, PB&J, donuts, sausage, and grilled cheese.A vampire chef with peking duck crepes, pancakes, kitsune udon, and pho.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 16/09/2026
However bad you think asyncio is, it's worse.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 15/09/2026
"Waymo, take me to Market Street." It drives me towards the beach. "... Mission Street?" Beach. "Waymo, pull over!" Pull-over destination: the beach. At this point, as it inches at 3 mph towards the beach, I open the car door and fucking walk off in the direction of my destination.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 15/09/2026
Someone please increase the number of hits for "mewtwo + vampire" on FurAffinity! (None of them are even zonks! ... or bites!)
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🦔 DarkOverord 🦇 @darkoverord.info · 07/09/2026
You can always trust those of us with fangs! I should know! Commission for Nyeogmi of Nyeogmi! Gallery/Social Links: darkoverord.info/2026/09/07/a-most-…  #DOsArt
Art of Nyeogmi, a pale vampire bat (who is also a vampire). It stands in front of the viewer, facing a little away but still looking directly that them while it has one wing stretched out towards the viewer and its other wing gestured at itself. In green text next Nyeogmi it says "Of course you can trust me, mortal!"  The background is a dark green with a bright green glow behind Nyeogmi's headArt of Nyeogmi, a pale vampire bat (who is also a vampire). It stands in front of the viewer, facing a little away but still looking directly that them while it has one wing stretched out towards the viewer and its other wing gestured at itself. In green text next Nyeogmi it says "Of course you can trust me, mortal!". Its eyes aglow with green and yellow hypnotic patterns.  The background is a dark green with a bright green glow behind Nyeogmi's head, with further green rings emanating outwards hypnotically.Art of Nyeogmi, a pale vampire bat (who is also a vampire). It stands in front of the viewer, facing a little away but still looking directly that them with a menacing look while it has one wing stretched out towards the viewer and its other wing gestured at itself. In green text next Nyeogmi it says "Of course you can trust me, mortal!". Its eyes aglow with green and yellow hypnotic patterns.  The background is a dark green with a bright green glow behind Nyeogmi's head, with further green rings emanating outwards hypnotically.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 04/09/2026
The speech-to-text app that I use really hates Indian people, or at least seems completely incapable of spelling their names!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 03/09/2026
Obligatory "fuck Omarchy."
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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🦇 international bat night 🍋
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 29/08/2026
In tech I'm excited about: the Pydantic team recently released Monty, a sandboxed Python implementation with static type enforcement and savestates. Savestates as in "I can load arbitrary unplanned code into an object and keep it in a savegame." As in "I can implement backtracking and time travel."
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 29/08/2026
Today I am reminded of the opening lines of Deadly Premonition. (the best horror game)
Sure, that's one way of looking at it, but it's totally wrong. Listen. They both need each other. It's called interdependency. And they both know it. Yeah I know. He does terrible things to Tom. Nasty, even sadistic things. But that's fine, as long as that's what Tom wants. Think of it. His actions. He's always asking for it. It's his partner's job to fulfill that need and Jerry knows that.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 29/08/2026
PASS OUT! (1... 2... 3... THUD.)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 29/08/2026
Vampires: making you sleep when you don't want to for over one thousand years.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 29/08/2026
Yesterday at work I had to explain to a zoomer coworker what "World of Warcraft" was. I went with "gang warfare on racial lines between elves, orcs and dragons."
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 25/08/2026
They can fit SO MANY polar in this bat...
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 24/08/2026
LADIES... he's taken!!
Java the Lizard (Microsoft Bob)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 24/08/2026
Even at risk to my blood supply, there is a biological compulsion to turn others.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 22/08/2026
Yesterday's listening was the music of Mary Rodgers, by the way! Her work is lovely. But I look at Wikipedia and see -- she abruptly stopped composing because she thought she wasn't very good. A little more "bad" music wouldn't have hurt, in my opinion, but she died. Not like she can write it now.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 22/08/2026
Having spent a lot of time the past N days reading old Usenet -- It was worse!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 22/08/2026
It's not so much that I'm into "hypno" -- but I'm very into "being a vampire," which I am, so I have hypno eyes and a drive to consume you, so yes, I'm into hypno!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 21/08/2026
Hey!! There's a vampire in my lair. SLAYERS??? (Please bring soda.)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 20/08/2026
I hope you're well!!! (says a bat who contains only 19.08L of blood!)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 20/08/2026
@anhay.bsky.social How sweet of you!! Thank you for the additional blood.
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 19/08/2026
Insufficient blood!!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 19/08/2026
@moosemunch.bsky.social Thanks for the blood!!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 18/08/2026
By the way, if I don't contact you post-blood, I don't mean anything by it!! It likely means I couldn't figure out who your username corresponded to. (there's two people with names both starting with K that match this description)
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 18/08/2026
@runther.bsky.social Blood: appreciated!!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 18/08/2026
@blazingpelt.bsky.social Thank you for the blood!
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 18/08/2026
@edevermore.bsky.social 🩸
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Pyrex, nightsworn alchemist @nyeog.me · 18/08/2026
@blaziken.bsky.social 🩸
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