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@nycjmv.bsky.social
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🇩🇴🏳️‍🌈 A thot with thoughts 💭

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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unfortunately, my mental health is taking a toll and most days I don’t even feel like myself so I’m taking a bit of a break from social media. See yall in a bit.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somewhere in deep Oklahoma, someone is blaming Biden and Kamala for high gas prices — I just know it .
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Government is suddenly reacting to AI killing us all b/c something serious happened and they aren’t telling us. Same thing with COVID-19 during the Fall of 2019 — then bam, Spring 2020 happened.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love Adults on Hulu but it’s such a reminder that I will never ever have roommates so long as I am on this earth lmao.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m becoming less of a party gay and more of a I want 4-5 friends to come over for dinner and have deep conversations gay. Does that happen in your 30s?
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To be honest, I stopped trusting polls in 2016. Seeing all these “likely-D” in battlegrounds just brings me back and it’s been chaos since.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sumo Oranges are back in New York 😭😍
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$2000 for a bendy phone? Girl, fuck you.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn yall really killed half the planet with these 80s pictures
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pulled a Carrie Bradshaw and just ordered a cosmo with poutine. Oui.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Uh… the dumb ass president was in midtown on the morning of 9/11 and didn’t get to downtown until after the collapse. South of Canal was a frozen zone so idk what the fuck he’s talking bout.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh look another year without pokemon gold or silver…
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whenever I get cranky/moody, I just remind myself I have a hog.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me, sitting in a park in Montreal: Should I apply for asylum or marry a Canadian
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The men in Montreal like hi 🇨🇦🥵
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Driving through upstate enroute to MTL blasting Charlie xcx because these people need culture
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New York City had its lowest gun violence this summer — funny how that happens when you have a mayor who actually cares about the city and isn’t off partying in Turkey.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’d love to sleep naked like some of you but I’d stay bricked up all night if I did
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve met several influencers throughout the years and honestly they’re kind of weird ngl
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seth M*ulton bro what were you thinking lmao
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone’s like omg summer is over and the Long Islander in me is like summer ends once the ocean dips below 60 degrees. Speedo till end of October gang.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
2nd n*t of the day like plz turn off my body 🫪
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Everytime I need to do a diet change, there’s always a fucking recall of what I need to introduce. For example: I was gonna increase beef for protien in September (I’m sick of eating chicken 😫) I was suppose to switch to greens for salads in July. I hate this country.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whenever I think of Ptown — I’m reminded of the time I walked to boys beach dehydrated and drunk. 2025 me would NEVER.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is for Google Maps, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch. Why you take Lake Ontario off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass, you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch? I’m coming outside and I’m going to beat the fuck out of you, bitch.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Crashing out when your patience is thin is kind of wild.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Uncut.
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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Carney should rename Lake Michigan to "Lake Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files More than 38,000 Times"
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Restaurants and bars using AI to generate flyers/posters like please stop.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hearing that lady say Trump is to reason why the U.S. is no longer under British Rule just proves we’re living in the dumbest timeline. Like, am I on meth?
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lol the CEO crumbl guy is celebrating his 1 year since coming out and I saw him crying his eyes out at tea dance on fire island and just know he deserved it. Anyway, fuck that guy.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton did more to protect public welfare during COVID-19 than our dumbass president.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I keep reading about the horrible things Target has done since the 2024 Election and I’m so glad I haven’t spent a dime there ever since.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I-95 till I die, bitch.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Unfortunately, I’m old enough to remember when The Ritz would open all three floors and the DJs were decent… I’m talking 15 years ago.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gays who make their entire identity based on their career is such a red flag 🥹 — ok, you’re a lawyer, but what else….
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Being gay is crazy because what do you mean the instafamous gay who shames open relationships and being slutty is getting is kitty ran through at the underwear party on fire island.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I know we hate M*dison C*wthron, but he wasn’t lying when he said R*publicans were doing coke and having orgies in Washington. Nothing wrong with coke and orgies btw — but don’t pretend to be the party of god and family values.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Watching old school RHONJ and I miss the blackberry days. Fuck these iPhones.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It took 6 days and 2 trips to urgent care for doctors to nail down what I had and you’re telling me the U.S. is the greatest nation on earth? I thought I was gonna die.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s just kind of funny how gays think they can fix a busted personality by going to the gym and getting fit… Mama, you’re just a terrible person with abs now.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There’s so much power in saying, “no”. I said no to plans this weekend and being home for once is so nice 🥹
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#FCF really makes me ambitious because I see all these hogs and think “oh yeah I can handle that” and then remember this week I was too tight to bottom so… Mentally, I’m riding you all.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
$27 to see Kim Petras at the Pavilion on Fire Island!? Mama we lost the plot lmao.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Natures kind of cool because how am I seeing lightning and a thunderstorm over Connecticut from New York.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ll die on this hill and say: Provincetown > Fire Island Pines.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
America since January 2025
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
live/born in: 🇺🇸 Parents: 🇩🇴🇩🇴 Grandparents: 🇩🇴🇩🇴 🇩🇴🇩🇴 Great Grandparents: 🇪🇸 🇩🇴 🇩🇴🇩🇴 🇫🇷🇩🇴 🇩🇴🇩🇴 Been to: 🇩🇴🇲🇽🇨🇦🇪🇸 (This has to be a disaster for Dominicans to figure out)
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Woke up to read something horrible — bloomfie got shamed for his account and just a reminder that bullying as adults is lame and projecting your insecurities and jealously is also lame.
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nycjmv.bsky.social @nycjmv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tried to bottom but it was too tight so now what 🫪
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