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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i would have a dozen c sections before i would recover from 24 extractions with just OTCs again.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
legally im still allowed to own firearms but realistically i know id just eat it.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
available to marry someone with the insurance and credit score to get me some implants to replace these bad boys.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
woe is medicaid dentures. ill probably never wanna open my mouth, or live in general, again.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its a mouthful
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
join my band: consequential vagina
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the nuance between a void and an abyss
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reluctantly tcb
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this level of burn out is probably lethal
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stoned soup
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went to the least welcoming church community day picnic i have ever experienced and might review it in great detail on nextdoor for some good ol' shit stirring.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for many years i gave up nearly all circuses but alas a messiah appeared. josh allen is so damn wholesome. go bills!
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
conceding to the amelogenesis imperfecta and getting dentures is devastating except for appeasing my boundless vanity.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
didnt get to marry linda ❤️‍🩹
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
todays driver is an old butch lesbian named linda who got here extra early, chomping on funyuns and bumping rhianna~diamonds. i might marry her.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
katy perry donating to palestine like itll help her image is as sad as litigating a nun to death.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what remains ever unscrumpt
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if i had a personal sensory deprivation chamber id just turn into soup in there.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
signed for my 16th year in this place and glad to still be housed.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this season of midwife is definitely gonna end in sister monica joan dying and i cannot cope so i shall just never watch anymore past this episode.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
distraught over the state of my mouth
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rarely remembering a dream
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
life without desire but in the least buddhist way imaginable
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*sees my teen has cashapped a peer* hey, is dylan a drug dealer? you know the house rule is that you cant have better drugs than me. no? ok. is it the illegal purchase of a firearm? no? ok, i dont wanna know then.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday Hellions United States, Freedmen's Bureau Hospital and Medical Records, 1865-1872
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
engineering ones own disappearance
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
missing the rage that has always sustained me
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
shoutout to the nc medicaid contact center for the lynyrd skynard free bird instrumental hold music 😭
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fantasies of being a goner
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the ideation is growing more intense but theres nobody else to do it
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
all my kids are my favorite
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3 of my best women friends were terrible mothers at times and have to live with my judgements but i understand cycles so i still love them
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my heart still hurts for him more than his mothers ever did
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the adult child came home early unannounced during my new home alone hours and walked into some old lady twerking in the kitchen doing dishes
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Robert Cumfart Canada, Ontario, Tax Assessment Rolls, 1827-1922
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
is there any greater waste of life than a really funny fucking cop?
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i dont monday at all
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
just wanna get myselves in order and take this pussy on a much deserved world tour
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
im pretty hot in pakistan right now.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
big feelings and bigger projection
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
been drinking hose water like the fountain of youth all summer.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
why the hell are these people consuming a gallon of sweet tea a goddamn day.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the outsides are too overwhelming to expound upon
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
none of my pleasures guilt me
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
whatever goes for sexy on the brink of this next dark age.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just wanna bang it until it stops
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i want to hear from lindsay clancy directly. do you think she would write me?
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
whoever i am now might love stuff, we dont know enough.
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
kindergarten has started
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nycedaze.bsky.social @nycedaze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
a lifetime obsession with ones own face
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