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Never Safe From Waluigi

@nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social
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elipsis | they/them | 2X yrs old despite the handle, this actually has nothing to do with waluigi side account for 'weird stuff'; don't expect actual porn but do expect non-sexual nudity and DEFINITELY expect dumb sex jokes & some horror/graphic imagery

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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 3h
this is as annoying and confusing as it sounds. get me out of hereee
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fun fact: androids contain sensors in their hair, allowing them to collect environmental info. while these sensors are normally turned down in order to avoid interference from tactile impact, it is possible to temporarily boost their sensitivity, essentially turning them into an erogenous zone
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
strange dream
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i don't even remember this, so why does it make me so afraid?"
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
big part of anise's character is that he's someone raised to believe that he has to be what others want in order to be 'worthy', and i like the idea of the final evolution of healing from that being 'i want to be a man and i can do that and still adhere to my culture without 'betraying' anything'
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and then they fujcked sexualy
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is below my preferred quality standards but also like, what audience expectation am i even living up to. i can just post whatever the fuck that's the whole point of this account !!!
when will someone call ME a good boy and give me head pats and treats... (do not actually do that)
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
phone a friend
muwu: ashe r u busy rn
muwu: time snsitive q!!!

arserah: Yeah I got a sec
arserah: What's up?

muwu: uhh well idk how 2b tactful abt this
muwu: ok have. u ever had sex
muwu: like w anthr person

arserah: Huh.
arserah: Not what i was expecting lol
muwu: help :(
arserah: Ofc, you came to the right person

arserah: I have so much sex, all the time
arserah: Can't get enough of it yknow
arserah: Inserting my enormous human wiener into various orfices

arserah: *all* the orfices
arserah: all of them

muwu: ASHE THATS NT HLPFUL
muwu: OPPOSITE OF HELPFUL

arserah: What's wrong, Mura?
arserah: Don't you want to hear about my adventures in orfice insertion?

muwu: NOODGHSODGSD s$%*@$?_te

--muwu is now offline--
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
drawn to be a ref hence the weird pose maybe one day i will be able to achieve the momentous task of 'looking at actual real breasts as a reference image instead of trying to draw them from memory'
ignore the comic wip in the bottom left that's unrelated and i was going to clean it up tonight but whoops it's actually 11:56pm and i should have been in bed an hour and a half ago
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ahhh no i tripped and dropped my testosterone gun oh no the safety was off.............
FUN FACT:
Testosterone can reduce your heat tolerance + makes you way sweatier.
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
first post hope u liek it
a person standing unsafely on a ladder. this is a HUGE oh&s violation and not at all safe for work
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Never Safe From Waluigi @nvrsafefromwaluigi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
personal site: uselesscalcium.neocities.org main: bsky.app/profile/usel... comms: ko-fi.com/inexplicably... all characters depicted are 18+ i don't do requests i draw and discuss relevant topics with the language that i feel most comfortable using; please do not assume anything about my identity
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