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Meg 🇨🇦

@nutmeggy.bsky.social
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At my funeral, I’d like a replica piñata of myself filled with murder hornets. #yyc. Yimby elder millennial. Multiracial. Twitter refugee. she/her.

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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If a toddler was standing like this, you’d do a smell test.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
here's a preview of the mens USA hockey team sitting there tonight, violently hungover, 1 hour in and realizing it's gonna be another 2 hours of speeches:
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a close up of a man wearing a plaid shirt and a sherpa jacket making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a plaid shirt and a sherpa jacket making a funny face .
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Poilievre giving up MPs for lent, apparently.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My biggest fear in life is driving a tire into that hole in the ground at the oil change place.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Make you watch a 4min propaganda reel before you take their “public” survey 🙃 Then casually ask “should immigrants be denied access to govt programs?” Classic UCP: wrap xenophobia in folksy nonsense & call it “listening to Albertans.” Tell them to shove it up their saddles: albertanextpanel.ca
albertanextpanel.ca
Alberta Next Panel
Albertans need a direct say in how to strengthen our sovereignty within a united Canada. Taking action will protect our province from Ottawa's continued attacks on Alberta’s economic wellbeing.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Personally I think if the automatic doors shut in your face walking into the office, you should get to go home for the day.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Fooled me once, you can’t get fooled again”
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Starting a war bc nobody went to his birthday.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
me: I need something to take my mind off things right now. universe: how about the threat of nuclear wartime? me:
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a close up of a woman 's face with a serious expression
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a serious expression
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trump leaving the G7 early is like the kid who went to sleep away camp and made their parents come pick them up the first night.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Prediction of Trump at the G7: Kananasticks… Kananaskips? Kanka… what a name! What a name. Canadians, they have very strange names, very strange. I said to the guide, I said, ‘Is this even English?’ He says it’s Indigenous. I said, ‘So is Liz Warren,’ you know, Pocahontas, and we all had a laugh.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Let me get this straight: the ucp government has banned windmills in certain areas to protect the viewscapes of the same mountains they now want to mine for coal. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Greta Thunberg should win the Nobel prize
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Nothing has convinced me that politics has become show business more than the media covering the Trump-Elon breakup 24/7 when they could literally report on *gestures broadly* ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!!
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"YOU WANNA BUY A SLIGHTLY USED TESLER?!"
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s not “sudden death” overtime so much as it’s “gradual emotional damage” overtime. #LetsGoOilers
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
“WHY isNt ThERE a STRaight PriDe pARADe 😩” There was. It was in Ottawa and they blockaded a downtown and harassed residents for like 3 weeks. 0/10 NO NEED FOR ANOTHER
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
When it happens, they should let out puffs of orange smoke from the White House chimney.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Well, I guess I have to let go of my secret dream of becoming a billionaire and buying Taylor's masters and gifting them back to her as a way of making her be my friend.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Does anyone want to start a podcast with me where we go out and find old answering machine tapes and listen to the messages and then make up stories about the context? We can call it, "After the beep"...
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It sure would be nice if Danielle Smith and the UCP were as interested in protecting kids from measles as they are about protecting them from books that they've never even seen or had access to.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Someone who doesn’t even know me well just wrote, "you're wonderful!" in an email to me and now I'm crying in case you're wondering how things are going.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I know this is morbid, but I hope beyond hope that the fetus inside Adriana Smith does not make it to birth. They will use this as justification for using dead womens' bodies to harvest babies.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Maybe they’re just filming a new govt funded reality tv show: “Big Brother, Bigger Conflict of Interest” Or “Love It or Lease It (From Mraiche’s Sister)”
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
New tenants incoming on my patio! 🐣
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
PSA: That ice breaker game “2 truths and a lie” is a lot more fun if you just tell 3 lies.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ottawa-area unemployed man criticizes Mark Carney's cabinet picks.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The best and worst thing about being an adult is that you can have an ice cream sandwich for lunch.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Really hope the new pope chooses the name Popey McPopeface.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
*Record Scratch* You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started when...
prime minister mark carney makes funny face at camera while meeting with president trump
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Someone’s ending the campaign in Calgary which I think says a lot!
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Question for the ladies: Who would you rather have as a PM? Pp or A bear 🧸
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If you don't want people to think you killed the pope, then simply do not meet with the pope hours before his death. Follow me for more great tips!
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Me: sorry Kona, dogs can’t vote. Kona:
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Blanchet's vibe is giving Quebecois Grandpa Simpson
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Every time Poilievre speaks I have the same reaction I would have if a bird shit in my drink.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If I ever got to ask a question at a leaders' debate, I would ask the candidates to accurately list the birthdates of their wife and kids and also their wedding anniversary.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
DEBATE PREDICTION: everyone will declare the leader they like better as the winner
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
ucp caucus will kick you out for demanding transparency and accountability, but not for comparing trans kids to feces. cool cool.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wonder if Guthrie looks good in orange.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I wonder if poilievre’s campaign has considered that bragging about crowd size at rallies could majorly backfire. It’s just gonna give extra motivation and fear to the #NeverPoilievre crowd to get out and vote and vote strategically to make sure he doesn’t win.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
DOES CORY BOOKER GET TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? How does that work?!
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Danielle “everybody but me is lying” Smith. www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
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‘It’s a garbage poll’: Danielle Smith criticizes survey suggesting Canadians support retaliatory tariffs on oil and gas
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is firing back against a poll that suggests the majority of Canadians support putting retaliatory tariffs on imported energy products.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If you don’t do this with your Girl Guide cookies, you are wrong.
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If they can’t run a campaign how can anyone expect they’ll be able to run a country? www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Conservatives fear 'dysfunctional' campaign and 'civil war' in the party: sources | CBC News
As Conservative infighting over how the campaign is handling Donald Trump’s tariff threats spills into the open, sources within the party are describing a “dysfunctional” campaign with too much centra...
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
One of these things is just like the other
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I hate that we’re all sitting around trying to decipher the tone of trump’s tweets like some girl who finally got a text back from her date from 4 days ago. 😐
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Meg 🇨🇦 @nutmeggy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Reminder: This is who is running Poilievre’s campaign.
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