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NutmegFPL

@nutmegfpl.bsky.social
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Yeah, I play FPL. Suck at it. World's leading expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect though.

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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GW3 The "Many Eggs, Few Baskets" Free Hit If Arsenal/Chelsea is 4-4 I'm in trouble Good luck out there
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Didn't post my score last week OR change of 2.7M this week will give you an idea of my GW1 Lots can change week to week at this stage of the season
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Midfield of misfit toys
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
That was four days ago GW15 Strikes Back:
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The great thing about Timber not starting is that Thiago is first on my bench
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
64 pts 50% green arrow in a season where any kind of green has been rare Up to 900k, yay? All chips spunked 🤡
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I don't have any followers 10 random things you like Ursula K. Le Guin 📖 Doro Wat 🍗 Russian novels ☮️ Growing fruit 🍒 Texan singer songwriters 🎙️ Twilight Struggle 🎲 Deadwood 🍺 Espresso ☕ Hondarribia 🗺️ Pileated woodpeckers 🪺
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ait Nouri out, Burn in Opting for a weird BB over the TC chip 🤷‍♂️
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Did not expect my highest scoring defender over the first 3 GWs to be this guy 2x CS, 2x max bonus
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Zero clones Glfh everyone #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Anyone got an FPL draft league they need another random person for? I like draft, but the mates I mini-league with don't much care for it #FPL
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FPL Frasier @fplfrasier.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
{THREAD} Introducing xDC (Expected DEFCON) - Chance of a defender to get to 10 CBIT in #FPL - RT appreciated All data from @ffscoutfpl.bsky.social I will post a few plots with a brief description. 1. DC (DEFCON) points per 90 from 24-25 season vs Expected DEFCON points (2*xDC) per 90
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Horrific GW38 but okay season See you in August
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Had a chance to slip into the Top 10K today, but...
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I finished OR 1.27 million last year Never finished above 127k, this is my fourth year This feels pretty good Still would like top 10k, but 8 pts off and feels like it would take a lot of luck to squeak in
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Can't remember the last time I saw Barnes pass to a teammate in the box Have to admire his religious zeal for shooting even when surrounded by five defenders
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My transfers this week: Murphy ♻️ KDB Mateta ♻️ Wissa KDB and Wissa already blanked, Murphy with the early assist I sense a Mateta hat trick
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm not saying Forest's woes are going to continue Monday, but...
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Not on X Missed the leak Didn't get KDB But am so ecstatic not to be on X that it feels like I beat everyone in the game who is, so....
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The magical strategy this week: - Swerve Mbeumo and Wissa until next GW - Mateta > Watkins - Murphy 🧢 What could go wrong 💹 bsky.app/profile/nutm...
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
12pts off Top 10k with 4 weeks left All chips already spunked Going to have to be a magician to crack the ceiling
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Have had better FPL game weeks
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Lost in the wailing over Saka's blank is the fact that Merino was crashing the center of the box all game long Pretty happy to have him as a differential for the run in even if he too was subbed early
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Gameweek is still young, but outcome-wise, feels like not doing Isak to Watkins this week might be my biggest mistake of the season Didn't play a chip, knew I was probably looking at a red arrow without differentials hitting, Watkins seemed a good shout Rolled instead, ignored my gut
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Have had worse bench boosts Saka 1-pointer later and I'll finish on 15 Of course that's discounting Munoz' 0 and Gvard's 1 in my 'starting XI'... And Merino isn't starting either.... ...Hm. Maybe I haven't had worse bench boosts
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Scale of 1 to 10, how shit a bench boost squad is this for GW32? Ten being maximum shit
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
And still a gamblers chance of the lowest ever point total in PL history
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Liverpool look like the whole squad can't be arsed now that Salah can't win the Ballon D'Or
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Only just realized Southampton need another point to avoid the lowest point tally in an EPL season Two to avoid tying it Historically bad
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sure, but the real question is why is the third piggy eating roast beef? What sick carnival sideshow have we stumbled into? Are we at Robert Pickton's house? bsky.app/profile/fess...
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Sometimes you just have to eat a bad game week, with no way out through FT's Isak v. TAA Wood v. Gabriel Gabriel v. Sels Boomo v. Myko Doubling down with the armband on Palmer I'm tucking in for a feast #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Sticking with Emery
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
In American policy, "FPL" is federal poverty level. Multiplied by x, it's a benchmark for public assistance eligibility E.g., if household income is less than 185% FPL you qualify for food assistance For some reason it delights me that Blue Sky throws me posts about such things time to time #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you are still on X, why are you? youtube.com/watch?v=-VfY...
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My name is José Mourinho, and this is my masterclass
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I have not owned a City defender all year Clearly I am the best #FPL player on the planet Can't argue with data
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
FPL managers queuing to check on Duran's price #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Castagne is to GW17 What RAN was to GW10 #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I know many on here are used to being here or much better, but I'm very much not Feels uncomfortable Must be time to self sabotage with a Jackson 🧢 See you back down at 500k shortly #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
@zopharfpl.bsky.social Care to share any thoughts about Enzo as a cheap rotating 8th attacker? Fixtures amazing, he seems to be getting forward, 3 90's in a row I imagine squad rotation has to be an issue but I'm not itk re: Chelsea Appreciate any insight #FPL
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Rolling the FT 👑🧢 No 🤖 no Isak and no Villa feels like it's going to be painful this week Good luck!
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
None of you understand my ways None of you can copy me (None of you want to copy me) #FPL #FPLcommunity
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Friendly reminder than in the last 82 days, João Pedro Junqueira de Jesus has played 44 minutes of Premier League football Good luck out there! #FPL #fplcommunity
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Could bag a rare 5YC trifecta this weekend Wish me luck?
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games
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NutmegFPL @nutmegfpl.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just deactivated my X account Get on my level #FPL
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