Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 17/10/2025They want us sicker, they want us poorer, they want us stupider, they want us dead. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Here are books that are likely to be unavailable digitally if MAGA pressures carriers to ban them. They may even be physically banned. Buy as many as you can now. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 06/10/2025With all of the breaking news, it’s easy to feel helpless. But you do have power take your content on these subjects to the next level by adding a call to action. #activism 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 28/05/2025One thing I have in common with Donald Trump is that neither one of us know what the fuck he’s talking about. 031
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 26/01/2025So we’re all just going to ignore how California wants a divorce? 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Did you try holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Calling all respiratory therapists “Gaston” because they’re ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPECTORATING. and if you don’t get this joke we can still be friends but please up your game so we can sing Disney karaoke together. 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Please be mindful this New Years that your fireworks may trigger PTSD for wealthy CEO’s who are fearful with the adjuster still on the loose. #FreeLuigi he’s innocent. 020
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Some people need a lesson in Tupperware etiquette before next holiday season. 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Santa just dropped by. Have him cookies and a smooch. Then asked him to bring some of left over rib roast to Luigi. He said “bet.” 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 13/12/2024That third party we always talk about… what are we calling it? 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Luigi may have been born rich but he’s got two things money can’t buy— passion and balls. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Idc if #LuigiMangione was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He was smart enough to know what he was risking & he did it anyway cuz he believed in taking a stand against murd€r0us capitalists. There are other ways of fixing things. BUT the only thing bigger than his passion, is his balls. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I have no idea what your #97 thing is referencing. Please advise. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Random overshare: my first kiss was terrible. I was 13ish and he opened his mouth as wide as he possibly could, then cupped it over my mouth area. Then he shoved his tongue in like really stiff and just moved it side to side. It was so unpleasant I didn’t kiss anyone else until I was 16. 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It’s packed full of protein is what it is. it’ll soak up the moister. Also I JUST ate them 5 min ago for the first time in months and here you are in my feed! They’re listeningis.xn--itll-w96a 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 24/11/2024*doctor: “do you have pain with BM’s?” *Me (a nurse): “well yeah sure” *doctor: “how much pain” *me: “the normal amount.” *doctor: “there is no normal amount” -me getting diagnosed with endometriosis & PCOS 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I don’t know who needs this reminder but seasonal affective disorder (SAD), sometimes called seasonal depression, usually starts in late fall to early winter (now). It’s a good time to discuss b vitamins, L-theanine, & other remedies with your doctor if you’re experiencing symptoms. 040
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 22/11/2024JoJo Siwa saying “I like the way you’re grinding my bean,” is akin to an author, writing “folds” or “wet curls” in their Spicy book. Nooorrrr 140
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Cuz I’m a peace-seeking missile and I found myself. I don’t have many friends so I am by myself. And that’s cool. I like me; I’m good for my health. Not you. -@heavenlyserver 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 21/11/2024David just told me, very matter of factly, that #MattGeatz stepped down from his nomination for attorney general. I can’t figure out why he didn’t whisper it into my ear but I guess romance is dead this far into a marriage. 🫡 (jk) 💙 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Please stop posting the “if we go down we go down together” videos where you and your friends stand with your arms crossed in a V formation with mean mugs. You’re not going down with us. You’re going to watch America burn from the comfort of your couch an ocean away. It’s performative. Nice hat tho 110
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 21/11/2024BlueSky is #1 in App store. X is currently outranked by Snapchat by two spots, sitting at 48. 😂 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Did someone post something about Opals & a Nimbus somewhere? Why is my book blowen up on lemon 8 out of absolutely nowhere? 021
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Not Corey Tayler & Clown, two members of Slipknot, on Hot Ones Verses NOT EVEN KNOWING HOW TO TIE A SLIPKNOT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 020
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Until blue sky gets polls, I’m dong it this way. Which one looks better? 121
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024My bananas go from green to black-yellow in 3 seconds 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I just looked up paneer and I never knew there was an unbelting cheese until now 000
Reposted by NanderMorgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget 485128583136
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Every time I see a photo of Kid Rock I can smell it. It always smells like cat urine and stale cigarettes. He always looked smelly to me. 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Growing up is dropping your crush on Goku for a crush on Vegeta. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Algrythm, I calleth upon you to find my friends who write the smutty romance and love human rights and are kind of unhinged and funny, and would eat baklava at 12:03 AM. 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Will I be surprised if he attempts or even mentions a 3rd term? Not one bit. 000
Reposted by NanderLiterary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin 136220803490
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Why not unload the 🔫 instead of shooting at a billet proof vest? 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Every time i see the RAM emblem on the back of a truck i want to sneak out at night and rearrange it to say ARM in big ass letters 000
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 17/11/2024My Misophonia is so bad that I get angry when I hear myself chew. 010
Nander @nursenander.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I was today years old when I found out people get paid to steal my books and upload them to pirating sites. Not if I get paid to pirate my own book first, suckers. Let’s see how they like the spice free version with all the names spelled backwords😡 000
