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NurfBusiness

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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Not surprised repubs bans one word was a gateway law to fascism.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Just spent 10 minutes scrolling through random internet videos thinking, wow if I wanted to scroll through Reddit I'd do that.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
I love trees and doors, not sure why.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
@bsky.app is there a way to opt out of dudes posting shirtless selfies.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Both sides
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
When unthinkable disaster is the plan
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
What about butt stuff?
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Eating before bed is never a good idea, smoking before bed is a def habit to get into
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
But Taiwan doesn't want that so.... Maybe that won't happen.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
I’m George Takei and I support this message.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
When I was a kid I thought this very strongly and believed that we couldn't travel outside of the earths' magnetic field or we would just fall apart. That's probably not the case, right, I mean.......Right?
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Selling Elon Musk an extra fluffy bomber jacket
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
I liked your piece on burgers
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Bastardized power always finds a way to be grotesque and wasteful. Nietzsche called this a resentment complex. Those in power don't want to give anything to their 'subjects', but in order to stay in power there has to be an exchange so they make it wasteful, harmful or condescending.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
You should gift them to Ron Desantos
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Gone Girl is a vodka martini with a cocaine rim
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Alien 3 is 3 oz of absinthein 3 oz of water 3 dabs of orange bitters and 3 bourbon cherries.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Fight Club is just bathtub gin aged in a rusty roof overnight with a splash of club soda
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Sorry dudes, is there a way to turn shirtless dude selfies off.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
In mars attacks voice, we come in peace
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Republicans are screwed. O wait is it a Capitalist AI?
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
God made COVID just for liberals and sinners.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
I'm liking this platform but I just realized that most things I tweet are just me making fun of dumb tweets.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Make sure to buy a lot of celery right now, celery is counting on it.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
It had a long and happy life
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
The birthday girl says she gets to win all the games every time from now on.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
The dino wars.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
OnlyFans?
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
We come in peace.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Now I'm going to have to get Sandman in Japanese.
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NurfBusiness @nurfbusiness.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Now that ol' kiss is gone there no one to hold the Visigoths back from sinking civilization as we know it.
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