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A spicy cocktail of ADD, depression, general anxiety and imposter syndrome. Rise of the Triad is the best FPS ever created. Chance of terrible gaming related puns.

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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 5h
Er is ook een filmpje van hem is als hij de muziek van BBC News verwerkt tot een post-apocalyptische rave. Het irritante is echter dat het schijnbaar niet meer op YouTube staat. Maar gelukkig hebben we deze klassieker nog: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgY...
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METALLICA Enter Sandman [Air-Horn Version] (By Bill Bailey)
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 21h
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Poltergeist Poltergeist
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was rather fortunate to have found this at a reasonable price/Price back in the day, so I'm well aware of the craftmanship that went into making it. It is indeed as fascinating as gruesome.
The Fly: Chamber collection DVD box featuring a replica transportation chamber with lenticular image of Jeff Goldblum.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For once I will be nice and not tag a certain person. Also: WUT?!
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You want to awaken Cthulhu from his deep slumber? Because this is how awaken Cthulhu from his deep slumber. I think. www.theregister.com/databases/20... Either way, I wonder if @johnromero.bsky.social ever suspected just on/in how many things Doom would run.
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Clever database, but can it run Doom?
Reg hack learns the meaning of 'Be careful what you wish for'
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The fly" is probably Cronenberg's least weird movie, which does say a lot about his body of work.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've stopped giving fucks related to work years ago. My only regret is not having done so earlier.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Je kunt ook stoppen met dingen organiseren, maar dan gaat de directie waarschijnlijk vragen waarom/zeuren dat je niets meer organiseert. Ik vraag me alleen af of die directie incompetent is, of dat ze de leesvaardigheden van een dode schaamluis hebben. Waarschijnlijk beide. Hoe dan ook: 🫂
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Couldn't sleep, therefore movie. "Ghost dog: The way of the samurai" is really, really good. It's been some time since I last watched it so I had forgotten most of it, so it was nice to get reacquainted. Watch it, if only for the interactions between Ghost Dog and the ice cream vendor. IYKYK.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't always saturate my internet connection, but when I do...
Firefox's download progress window showing The Witcher 3 remaster setup files going across the interwebs.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm far more traditional. Not before marriage, lights off, and cursor keys.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Speaking of shocking things - System Shock 2 25th anniversary remaster is currently free on the Epic store. No idea if it's any good (the game, we all know the Epic store is that place you only go to for free stuff), but there ya go, and here ya are.
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WhatHoSnorkers @whathosnorkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/kzFkS_6rIaY The streets are paved with gold and greenbacks, apparently!
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Steve Lathrope versus the Mob on the ZX Spectrum
YouTube video by WhatHoSnorkers
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To all my friends, enemies, and people I don't even remember - the latest major update to Windows 11 just came out. So if you wonder why the borkage is extra borked*, well, now you know. * I'm assuming borkage, because, well, [broadly gestures at everything at Microsoft has done lately].
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turns out it can be done in 3 words: 1. Leave 2. Me 3. Alone Alternatively: 1. Not 2. My 3. Problem
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What about games that are pointy and clicky and adventurous?
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I'm a doctor, not a <insert profession here>!"
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not every movie that has Vincent Price in its cast is worth watching. But when they're not, it's never due to Vincent Price.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't go wrong with some daywalking action.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watched "From a whisper to a scream", a 1980s horror anthology movie. Vincent Price was the narrator, and that's the only good thing. Out of 4 segments only 1 was decent, 1 was okay at best, and the other 2 gory/nasty for the sake of being gory and nasty. Verdict: watch something else instead.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Predator: Badlands, a fresh take on the franchise. I wouldn't say it's as good as the original movie, or the sequel, but it's better than Predator, and lightyears ahead of The Predator. This movie and Prey show there's still life in the character. 2/2
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Couldn't sleep, so movie time it was. Mortal kombat II was okay, lifted above mediocrity by Karl Urban. Sadly the rest was a bit forgettable imho. Coyote vs ACME, glad this ended up being released in the end, a fun movie and even a smidge heartwarming. 1/2
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I must commend the makers on having crafted a creature feature that is just plain mediocre. Which given how most creature features are patently stupid and often entertainingly bad is quite the achievement.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Regular football, or zero G? (Duly smegs off.)
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/e34...
Rise of the triad - TIE fighter - Command & Conquer - Shadow warrior (2013) - Vampire survivors - Raptor: Call of the shadows - Gradius/Nemesis - Snake & Snake - Leisure Suit Larry in the land of the lounge lizards
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's amazing how time and distance works. France to the Netherlands? 11 hours. The Netherlands to France? Not even half an hour.
Tracking information from Amazon that can't be right. And the involvement of Dragonfly does not bode well.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I updated my tablet to the latest version of the OS, and lo and behold, decided to see if the LEGO apps would work, and happy to report to do. Now to update the firmware of 2 Peaches, 2 Luigis, and 3 Marios.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ellen Ripley: "Kindly respect her personal space." Technically not a one-liner, so think of it as "extra ruined": Q: "What is best in life?" A: "Some freshly picked flowers, a full English breakfast, and the laughter of children."
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have WAN thing to say about this. (Not really.)
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jim Caviezel is the Kevin Sorbo of James Woods.

Catweazle is a beloved English childrens TV show from the 1970s.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy birthday, and may you have a lovely day.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My car passed its MOT. It wasn't due a MOT until september next year. But my car passed its MOT.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And why not bring back cliffhangers? Episodes ending on the doctor or a companion turning a corner and running in the big bad, that sort of thing? And not just cliffhangers, but also slowly releasing the episodes on iPlayer etc. so people will have to wait until next week to see what happens.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.imdb.com/title/tt0415... www.gog.com/en/game/host...
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've seen somebody asking nearly €700 for a used Asus V6600 Deluxe (Geforce 256), without the 3D glasses etc. Adjusting for inflation that's actually more expensive than it was new. I'd say crazy is an understatement.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bass? Or behs? www.youtube.com/@DannySapko
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Danny Sapko
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd love to have a single Trek shelf myself, but considering how much Trek I have hoarded like a Ferengi, errr, I mean accumulated that's not really an option. 😅
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm currently in the process of backing up/imaging my old floppy disks. Some have aged well. Some are DS/DD. And some contain the installation files for OS/2.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Replacements are on route. One is still with DHL, one is now in the capable* hands of PostNL. * Just kidding of course. It's fucking PostNL.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you only kill 99 instead of 100 of your sworn enemies you are technically speaking less murderous.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
TOS: Leonard "Bones" McCoy TNG: Worf DS9: Kira Nerys Voyager: Emergency medical hologram
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beterschap waarde heer.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can only assume it's a cry for help from the poor sod who still has to post things on shitter. Or it's somebody not paying attention to what they're actually posting. You know, like a negative image.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's also a SimCity for the CDTV. Which considering its vast collection of plant encyclopediae will be equally, ahum, interesting.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So my GP was to call me today in order to get a referral to a mental health professional. Any guesses as to what happened? FML.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So that's two LEGO sets on hold because of missing pieces. One set should have 14 pieces of 6528998, but so far one is missing. And I mean so far. Why? Because the other set should have 2 pieces of 6514455, and there are exactly zero.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Difficult to say, only because there's a. so much good stuff and b. so much stuff I've yet to watch. But I'll go with Arena, if only for the ending.
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Following the challenge to the letter: Encounter at Farpoint Being in spirit of the challenge: For the world is hollow and I have touched Skye
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I leak it, uh-huh, uh-huh
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NumptyMcNumptyface @numptymcnumptyface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you want to argue with me on BlueSky *and* have a youtube channel where you post 40+ minute video essays on "why this piece of media is bad" I'll just block you.
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