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@nullptrintime.bsky.social
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Not actually an Andorian. she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Currently watching 30-year-old TV @thefifth.network

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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mental gymnastics meme.

Taking transit from SFO: Leave secure area -> Short walk to platform -> Get on BART train.

Taking transit from JFK: Leave secure area -> Meandering walk involving 3 escalators and several moving walkways -> Take AirTrain to Jamaica -> Transfer to the E train via a station that's not built for luggage
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Watching the Valkyries on the big screen and North Melbourne on the small screen
Photo of a TV showing the Valkyries vs Storm WNBA game with a laptop sitting on a chair next to it that's showing the North Melbourne vs Sydney AFL game
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Valks win!
Photo of Chase Center showing the final score of Valkyries 78, Storm 76
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Two Charity Bowl donations in honor of games I attended this year: Cal WBB's win over Stanford, and Indiana football's regular season win over Oregon
Screenshot of a donation of $78.71 in honor of Cal WBB's win over Stanford this yearScreenshot of a donation in honor of Indiana's regular season win over Oregon this year (not to be confused with their Peach Bowl win over Oregon this year)
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Current state of AI models
Venn diagram with three big circles labeled "Cult", "Slop", and "Actually Useful". Claude is in the intersection between Cult and Actually Useful. Gemini is in the intersection between Slop and Actually Useful. ChatGPT is in the intersection between Cult and Slop. Meta AI is entirely within Slop. A smaller fourth circle is labeled "Nazism" and its intersection with Slop contains Grok.
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
They're doing human curling at Haas Pavilion at halftime of the Cal WBB game @sickoscommittee.org
Photo of "human curling" at Haas Pavilion with people on skateboards and others sweeping
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Title card for The Return of the King
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Someone in charge of graphics at Chase Center fucked up. (a) for athletics, it's just Cal, and (b) that's not how you spell Berkeley
Photo of video board at Chase Center that refers to Cal as "Cal Berkley”
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Epic handshake meme of Auburn fans and Cal fans shaking on "they better not hire the ethically shitty interim"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Meme with the logos of the eight new (since 1991) Big Ten schools on the left labeled "Real Big Ten Schools" and the original ten schools on the right labeled "Delusional Cosplayers"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Now time for WBB's home opener against Sac State
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
At Haas Pavilion for a double header of Cal sports. First up: volleyball vs UNC
Photo of the Cal volleyball team practicing before the match
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Remembering college rules after a summer watching the Valkyries:
Meme of George Costanza captioned "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into 30 second shot clock mode"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Taking the season off from Cal football so happy that Pitt could provide my biennial dose of watching Furd lose to a blue and gold team down on the farm
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Yeah, this feels like the billionaire equivalent of this meme
Meme with an image from the set of Thor Ragnarok with Cate Blanchett labeled "My executive level, bread winning wife" and Taika Waititi labeled "Me showing her the Lego Star Wars playset I want"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Pitiful attendance at GameDay in Eugene compared to Berkeley last year
Photo of the crowd at College GameDay today
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
(from www.tumblr.com/wiki-but-mad...)
Screen capture of Wikipedia-style text box that says "This college football 1932 season article is boring as fuck. You can help Wikipedia by adding yaoi to it."
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Handshake meme of "The Jet Lag boys playing tag" and "Me trying to order a Switch 2" shaking on "Looking insane in European train stations"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Donated $158 to the @edsbs.bsky.social charity bowl in honor of the combined points Cal women's basketball scored in their two game sweep of Furd this year fundraise.givesmart.com/form/ohnLcA?...
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You may only pre-board this flight if you're less than 5 feet tall
Photo of screen at airport gate that says "Pre-boarding shorty..."
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Now time for Cal WBB vs Syracuse. Got here just in time for tip-off
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Bears win 49-24 after a dominant second half
Scoreboard at the end of the game
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It was back and forth in the first half, with UBC briefly leading, but then Cal scored two tries in quick succession to go into halftime up 20-12
Scoreboard showing Cal leading 20-12 at half
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Ready for Cal rugby vs UNC at Witter Rugby Field!
Photo of the field prior to the match
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Anyone know what sport this is that USC and Colorado are apparently playing at Memorial Stadium right now?
Photo of the scoreboard of an unknown game between USC and Colorado. Neither team has any points and the scoreboard mentions "shots" and a "pen" for each team
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Trump take egg
Photo of empty egg shelves at Trader Joe's
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Now time for Cal MBB vs Miami
Photo of Haas Pavilion pregame
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Final score Cal 108, UCSC 0
Photo of scoreboard with the Campanile in the background. Score reads Cal 08, Guest 0
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Final score: 128-0. Cal overflowed the scoreboard with like ten minutes left
Photo of the scoreboard. It reads Cal 28, Guest 0 because it only has two digits from each score
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Screenshot of article from The Athletic by Chantel Jennings: "Women's teams will join men in getting paid for March Madness games, NCAA votes"Screenshot of Reductress headline: "Historical Firsts for Women That'll Make You Say, 'Wait That Hadn't Happened Yet?'"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Been watching IU @ Iowa from Haas Pavilion while I wait for Cal vs FSU to start. Looks like the Hoosiers should hold on to win
Photo of Haas Pavilion pregame
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Here's the field
Diagram of a 140x80 meter field, with 10 meter endzones, gridiron football-style markings every ten meters between them and four sets of hashmarks. There is a soccer-style circle in the center of the field and combination soccer goals and gridiron uprights at the back of each endzone.
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Finished knitting this in time for the Cal basketball game on Thursday
Mirror selfie of me wearing a blue and gold striped sweater
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I have been successfully marketed to. Unfortunately Safeway didn't have any of the actual mascot flavors though
Four boxes of Pop-Tarts. Banana bread, raspberry, chocolate fudge, and s'mores flavors, all frosted
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
A merry Cal-mas to all and to all a Go Bears!
Photo of a blue-and-gold Cal-themed Santa figurine
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Friendship ended with Cal Football, now Cal WBB is my best friend
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Well, it's a good thing our new OC is known for his recruiting
Screenshot of Bryan Harsin's Wikipedia page containing: 'Harsin's recruiting also came under significant criticism during his tenure at Auburn, signing the worst two recruiting classes in program history by a wide margin, with the coaches of many of the top high school programs in Alabama stating that they had never met Harsin and that he was "absent on the recruiting trail".'
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Meme with Dr. Doofenshmirtz saying "If I had a nickel for every time a Berkeley political figure was related to a Dropout cast member, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My @sickoscommittee.org stand arrived today! Unfortunately there was some damage during shipping, but it goes well with my bobblehead where Kevin Moen fumbled the ball... and also his arms
A college football Sickos fan stand with a broken head next to a bobblehead of Kevin Moen from the play with the arms and ball broken off. A framed diploma is partially visible in the background
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Here it is on the video board
Cal rally committee with the Axe
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Don't have a great angle, but I think it's over here
Cal rally committee near the end of the 2024 Big Game
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Mack Brown and the 2004 Cal football team
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
No! There's gonna be a live Um, Actually at SF Sketchfest this year, but it's at the same time as Off Book!
Screenshot of SF Sketchfest schedule showing Off Book: The Improvised Musical and Um, Actually happening at the same time
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
"This was supposed to be the game of Nohl Fly Zone" meme
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
♫ I don't wanna wait, for this game to be over ♫ ♫ It's clear to me by now that Cal will lose ♫
Photo of camera stand at Memorial Stadium with the CW Sports logo
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Clara: Is three in a row a lot?
Doctor: Depends on the context
Points? No
Offsides penalties? Yes
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Saw it twice on Broadway and loved it. Now I get to see it once more on tour!
Photo of playbill of Kimberly Akimbo at the Curran Theatre in SF before tonight's performance
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Who was the QB of your favorite team the first year you really got into college football? I've been going to games since literally before I was born, so it was a gradual process, but 2007 is the earliest where I remember the whole season arc from start to finish, so that means it's Nate Longshore.
QB Nate Longshore in mid-throw in a Cal uniform
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Got my signs ready for GameDay tomorrow #Calgorithm
Printed sign of two guys on a bus meme with sad guy as UCLA looking at the Big Ten and happy guy as Cal looking at the ACCHandmade sign with "There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright... Fernando" (quoting the ABBA song) and a picture of Fernando MendozaHandmade sign with OTT TO GO on it and a picture of Jaydn Ott
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jen @nullptrintime.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Debating going to Kinko's to get this printed for GameDay on Saturday. #Calgorithm
Two guys on a bus meme. Sad guy is UCLA looking at the Big Ten. Happy guy is Cal looking at the ACC.
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