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Nukeastle

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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I could go for a frosty tango right about now actually. Ramirez, go secure that Tesco
A picture of a Tango orange flavor soda
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Scrolling through my feed, all these posts seem to be attacking me personally!?
a collection of inkblot test images in a 4x4 configuration
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Master Chief, mind telling me where you are taking that printer?" "Sir, giving the customers back their savings"
masterchief john halo but he's wearing a walmart vest and carrying one of those handheld printers for price labels
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Don’t worry they could totally open it if they wanted!
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
leaked footage of antifa supersoldiers leading the deadly snowball attacks
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
a while back in my area there was this sign, later updated to “I still believe in us Sarah”
A sign at a laundromat saying “Sarah forgive me. Please”
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What about the London Review of Bossk?
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Brass eye drugs graph that is completely incoherent. Sorry I can’t describe it more detail.
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Santa stole the plans and made it real.
Bin Laden’s Fortress graphic but it’s Santa
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Protests in the 60s were more effective!
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
What they are describing as “cringe” doesn’t really map to “being sincere” as much as it feels like they are turned off by the nature of dating apps but also don’t know how to find someone otherwise. Being reminded that you are in fact on a dating app seems to be the embarrassing part.
To illustrate this, she points out some of the famously clichéd, tired tropes she sees in dating app profiles: the guy holding a fish he caught, the “military guy,” the guy who posts shirtless selfies from the gym. Over time, she has identified more archetypes she finds cringe: the guy who writes “ask me about the time I went motor biking across Vietnam,” the guy who uses the “two truths and a lie” prompt, the voice note guy, the guy whose profile includes videos of himself playing guitar. At this point, it’s difficult to escape the fate of being slotted into one of many cringey categories.“When you're at a party with someone, very seldom are you going to be like, ‘Oh yeah, by the way, I don't smoke cigarettes very often, I'm looking for a short-term relationship, and this is my sign.’ That's not how people start talking,” Katz says. He calls that level of immediate disclosure “ridiculous.”
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Gotta get Barry Zuckercorn in as deputy NSA, he could have prevented this.
Henry Winkler in Arrested Development saying “nope, you’re looking at balls”
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Faith Hill is very upset about the time she wasn’t given a plus one for a wedding.
The assumption that partnership is a priority has not disappeared in this country. In 2019, when the Pew Research Center asked participants how necessary a committed romantic relationship is for a fulfilling life, nearly 60 percent said it’s important, and roughly 30 percent said it’s essential. Of course they did: Couples are the ones who get plus-one invites to weddings or office parties or family gatherings
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
1984 calendar meme but for 1876
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
SimCity popup with the guy saying “You can’t post jokes here! You will regret this!”
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Nukeastle @nukeastle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
an icon labeled "new text document" can be seen in the image
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