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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026
too high a number for act but lol
"live poll" from teh stuff debate with act on 21%, greens on 34%, nzf on 8% and top on 35%
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026
you cunts are so lucky you found a useless, worthless courier (i hate all couriers) still working after 5pm.
an update that apparently they managed to find a courier still picking up items after 5pm
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
"tracking number allocated to parcel" at 4:50pm.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
This is the first, and only good "letter to the editor" that stuff has decided to publish since they started publishing letters to the editor
A quick word

This government has to go.

– Te Rangikaheke Kiripatea, Rotorua
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
there's literally no option for "No, he's a fucking idiot" "Wwhat an idiot" implies he's an idiot for ruling out working with TOP, but that's not *why* he's an idiot and it therefore *cannot* accurately gauge anything because every option implies he might not be an idiot otherwise.
Is Christopher Luxon wise to rule out working with Opportunity?
dumbbrilliant
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Your opinion…
What an idiot 🤡
Playing a dangerous game🤔
Calculated risk-taker👍
Smart operator💪
Strategic mastermind⭐
Why are we asking this?
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
Drunk, sundowning minister of foreign affairs: "Chloe is so stupid" The media: "Haha you're so right" Winston's actual job:
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade (MFAT; Māori: Manatū Aorere) is the executive department of the Government of New Zealand charged with conducting the nation’s external relations, trade negotiations and international development programme.[2] From its headquarters in Wellington, the ministry advises ministers on foreign and trade policy, negotiates free-trade and security agreements, manages New Zealand’s participation in multilateral institutions, and delivers consular and crisis-response services to citizens overseas. MFAT also administers the principal New Zealand aid agency, directing official development assistance and humanitarian response, principally in the Pacific region.[3] Working closely with agencies such as New Zealand Trade and Enterprise and the New Zealand Defence Force, MFAT represents the country in fora ranging from the United Nations and World Trade Organization to APEC and the Pacific Islands Forum.[4]
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
Might eat this whole thing for dinner
A nice big corned silverside
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026
well there are no swimmable waterways in this country thanks to federated farmers so they can suck my farts. your farm is now a shit dump, you're welcome.
The proposal had angered Federated Farmers, but in a late addition to the agenda on Tuesday, staff recommended sending the stored sludge to Winton landfill instead, because the Lauder site might only be able to take half of Cromwell's sludge.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
I made a name badge that should stop people from trying to learn my name
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
lmao "How dare you accuse mr boer of associating with white supremacists meanwhile, the boer:

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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
Louise Upston *literally* took money from tens of thousands of pensioners and beneficiaries because her and her colleagues rushed bad legislation through under urgency. Which is worse, taking money from poor people, or calling the person who took it a fucking awful, inhuman monster?
Minister for Social Development, Louise Upston, told Stuff she welcomed political debate, but warned that "disrespect and personal abuse crosses the line and no politician, no matter their stripe, should have to deal with it.“
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
Yeah if I go to look at a flat and this is the landlord/PM, I'm not moving into that slum. www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
how many billions did you hand to tobacco companies and landlords? Education is quite literally investing in the future of the country, you dumb scrotum headed fuckwit.
National is challenging Labour over its student loan policy - saying it's an "expensive handout"
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/09/2026
i wonder what time i opened my window this morning.
screenshot of 24 hour temperature graph showing a plummet the second i opened my window just after 8am this morning
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/09/2026
guys did you know atmospheric pressure correlates to weather?
a graph from a BMP280 sensor showing atmospheric pressure over the last week. Last week when it was lower, it was rainy. Then the pressure went up and it wasn't so rainy. Now it's low again, and it's rainy.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
already hired.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
I'm not even clicking this because it's stupid. No. Noodle is a type of pasta. Pasta is not a type of noodle. This is madness.
Is pasta a type of noodle? The surprisingly serious debate over two beloved carbs
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
A photograph of an ESP32 attached to a tft display that says “hello my name is Kieran

Cool guy & rad guy”
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
this is an... odd framing choice.
LIve: Ombudsman investigates public service for doing what public service does every day
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
A gold "fell for it again" award with a blue ribbon border.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
what if the only threat is the united states, how the fuck is this supposed to protect us from them?
Internationally, New Zealand is in an elite US-led group Operation Olympic Defender that has been working on a joint plan for how to protect and defend space assets from threats that should be done by the end of the year, Space Force said earlier.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
You're both fucking losers too!
 Maka
about 3 hours ago
I didn’t like this article - I thought it was mean.

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Hard agree. Classic punching down.

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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
Screenshot of Oregon Trail that says "You have died of dysentary"
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026
OK so an esp32 can’t do math super quickly
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
Behold I have created life
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
And yet you feel qualified to comment, Ryan. It's almost like you're every other dipshit whose bro gets accused of being a sex offender, and you reply with "Well he hasn't sexually harassed me"
"I haven't read the one launched in Wellington yesterday"
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
Imagine starting a "Concerned parents" group with this guy
Liam Hehir asks: "What is your most unpopular view?"

David Farrar replies: "I totally think incest is gross.... but it should be legal"
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
Jordan Williams? A sex pest? I'm sure somebody just got their wires crossed.
A screenshot of a text message exchange on a light beige background.   Jordan Williams, 1/10, 10:11am: "women; if they didn’t have a fanny between their legs they’d have a bounty on their heads" followed by "nice pic with Judith holding Truth".   Below a dashed horizontal line:Cameron Slater, 1/10, 10:13am: "if they didn;t have cunts we’d chuck rocks at them".
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Farrar rejected that he's likable, because he's not.
Hager quoted a TU staffer as saying they found Farrar likeable, but also tied him to enabling "every rotten thing" Williams had done.

Farrar rejected that and responded that every New Zealand organisation would have had one or two disgruntled staff members.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Just kill yourself Seymour, you racist little child molester.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
but cameron bagrie says it's definitely not an astroturf group 🤣
me: "How much atlas money you get, Cameron?"
Cameron Bagrie: "zero and it's not an act/TPU group"
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
I'm not. If you invite me to dinner you have to actually cook dinner.
screenshot from stuff asking "You're invited to a potluck, what plate are you bringing?"
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Ian really wants the "Fell for it again" award.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
jesus christ ian taylor wants to win the "Fell for it again" award AGAIN?
I have just this minute finished listening to Sir Ian Taylor present about this, among other things. Wow. Worth a phone call!

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Cameron Bagrie

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Chairperson of the Board at Parents Alliance

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Just got off the phone with him :)
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Screenshot of Anya Zohrab's linked in, showing her most recent employment as a pedophile protector's ministerial advisor
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 21/09/2026
at least i went to extraordinary lengths to straighten each wire before bending it 'cause I need them to look tidy even if they're only for temporary use on a breadboard
a 2.8" LCD display attached to a Heltec V4 lora device that is supposed to show a RF waterfall graph, but does not. because I'm stupid.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/09/2026
this wiring was annoying enough to wake me up in the middle of the night to fix it. and i haven't plugged it in to test it because I'm pretty sure I put 1 thing in the wrong place which will cause me to punch a hole in reality.
a heltec v4 lora connected to a touch display with a bunch of convoluted wiring.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/09/2026
this guy is the only one with the self-awareness to know that appearing in a photograph with hegseth puts him in danger.
a state trooper or something looking directly into the camera apparently aware of how bad it looks to be in a photo with pete hegseth.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/09/2026
"Design Flow The simple design process is as follows:" IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THIS SIMPLE!?!
the "simple design flow process" for easyEDA, which shows a flow chart that is utterly incomprehensible.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026
Oh you mean people might point out that Greer is *exactly the same kind of fraud* she's just not quite as brazen?
Participants were left unsupervised for hours, Greer, who is part of the wellness industry, claims. Stuff has agreed not to use her real name due to concerns about potential backlash.

“That was the big red flag,” she says. “These were pretty vulnerable people not in a clear state of mind being left alone.”
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026
The Ministry of Regulations does not do risk or privacy assessments for user-created copilot agents if they're created on an "ad hoc basis".
Part 2 – Item 4
We are withholding copies of risk and compliance assessments related to the use of Copilot at the
Ministry as they contain sensitive information about security measures and possible weaknesses.
Sharing this information could make the Ministry’s systems vulnerable to attack. For this reason,
the information is withheld under section 9(2)(k) of the OIA, to prevent the disclosure or use of
official information for improper gain or improper advantage.
Individual Copilot agents created by Ministry staff on an ad hoc basis are not subject to individual
risk and compliance assessments. Accordingly, I am refusing this part of your request under
section 18(e) of the Official Information Act 1982, as the information requested does not exist.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026
Why would you create an agent to review briefings whose sole knowledge source was David Seymour's wikipedia page?
Briefing Reviewer
Info category Details
Agent name Briefing reviewer
Agent description This agent reviews draft briefings and provides feedback.
Business purpose The purpose of the agent is to review Ministerial briefings and provide
stylistic feedback as part of the Reviews and System Capability group's
internal review process. The agent is not compulsory to use, but is
available for any staff who use to wish it to enhance their writing.

Creation date February 23, 2026
Last activity date August 13, 2026
Access scope (users) Restricted to individual.
Knowledge sources - David Seymour - Wikipedia
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/09/2026
Name an album you can hear on repeat that never gets old. The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
lmfao this dude thinking he could beat anybody in any sort of athletic competititon.
a literal caricature of a fucking dork
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
This is the exact moment in The End of Oak street that a group of people notice what I guess is a Tyrannosaur, maybe Giganotosaurus "sneaking" up on them.
3 teenagers and 2 adults in a suburban back yard with a 6-7m tall, 7-8 ton theropod dinosaur standing maybe 20 feet away from them. The teenage boy has *only just* noticed it approaching them.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
lmao
poll on stuff asking preferred PM.


Jacinda Ardern, in 2026, who no longer lives in this country, is on 50%.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
THIS IS A WOOD SCREW!
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026
anyone who has ever built a computer should be able to see *immediately* why this image is AI generated, but the comments are all people who supposedly work in IT going "oooh looks nice, what are the specs?"
linkedin post from some guy saying "can you give me a system under 800 pounds?" with an image of a desktop computer case.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
"I'm going to do a thing only if a very narrow set of conditions I define are met" is very specifically saying they WILL NOT legislate to split up the duopoly. why can't journalists read.
National, if re-elected, says it would legislate to split up the Kiwi-owned Foodstuffs, although only after the Commerce Commission investigated to make sure it benefits consumers.
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Kieran @nugmonster.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
That explains this when I looked up this "school"s principal on linkedin.
Priscilla Beaton

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Journalist 
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Gayle Cohen, M.Ed 

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Program and Relationship Management Expert | Lifelong Learning Nerd | Equestrian
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Jamie Beaton 

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CEO, Crimson Education | Harvard | Stanford | Rhodes | Yale | Princeton | Forbes 30 Under 30
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Fangzhou Jiang 

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Co-founder, Crimson Education | Harvard, Stanford, Tsinghua | Forbes 30 Under 30 | Schwarzman Scholar
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Jeremiah Brown, PhD, MS 

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Director and Professor, Dartmouth Center for Implementation Science, Department of Epidemiology, Dartmouth Geisel School of Medicine | Executive Director, Northern
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