NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can we have international football back please!?!? #NUFC 020 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hang on, ref blew the whistle for a foul before the goal! #NUFC 010 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There’s plenty of talent on that bench not getting a look in! If I was them I’d have my eye on the January window because they’re getting fuck all at this club!! #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Fucking shite!!! We HAVE to make changes at half time! MFP out on the right, Wissa up front unless Osula has 45 minutes in him! We can’t have another half like that! Let’s see Toure and Bamba too!!! /Dave 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Fucking says it all that!!! HE’S NOT A FUCKING STRIKER!!!! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is going to keep being the level of performance while we have players like Murphy on the right and MFP up front! I’d have started Wissa up top and MFP on the right! I’d also have left Murphy in Newcastle! #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hull had 10 more shots than us….at home!! We really need an actual striker! We have 3 “strikers” who are all actually wingers!! #NUFC 010 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fuck me we were lucky there! Hull deserved a point from that and we were shocking when we took Steur off for a defender! Should have brought Bamba on there and then and kept everything else the same! Up to 8th for now, long break to fix some issues! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fucking horrendous this!!! Someone show some fucking balls man!!! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can’t see us winning this now! Think the best we can hope for is a draw!! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fernandez-Pardo wants to be the number 9…can he start playing like one then!! He’d see much more of the ball and be more beneficial to us on the wing in place of Murphy!! #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Murphy makes my fucking arse itch!!! Wish we had taken the £15m and bought anyone else! #NUFC 010 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Has Pope been rubbing off on Hornicek in training? #NUFC 010 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is EXACTLY the sort of reaction we needed to that Leeds match!!! Unreal!! Now for the important question…are we going to be selling the burgundy kit the coaches are wearing??? #NUFC 010 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Have Newcastle lost all momentum as a club on the up?”. First loss of the season and Talksport have us in League Two!!! Pathetic!! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We haven’t won a single fucking thing in the air so why do we keep whipping crosses in to Leeds defenders??????? #NUFC 010 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026James Trafford is a younger version of current Pope….and we still can’t threaten anything!!! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Miley and Steur have been flat out shite tonight! #NUFC 001 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fuck me this is really bad!!! Need sorting out at half time starting with Murphy off and sent to Nottingham!! Throw Botman in for free too!! #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looks and sounds like there’s a real love between Jaissle and Hall which I’m very happy with! Get a new deal signed and shut those Man Utd nobs up!! #NUFC 011 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is very poor! Arse nipping against Millwall! #NUFC 100 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Has Toure tried to shag Mrs Jaissle or something? #NUFC 100 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is fucking woeful! Why didn’t we sell Murphy and Willock when we had the chance and brought in 1 quality player for that £32m!?!? Botman is wank too now, no idea what’s happened to him! #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Fuck me! This is like that daytime show where 3 lads have to fight it out buying outfits for a lass and you have to wait and see which outfit she wears at the end for the winner! Where will he land? #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Mackems been wanking themselves into comas all morning over Fofana saying it’s a next level signing. He’s only gone and flown to London to sign for Palace instead!!! 😂😂😂😂 #NUFC 251 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you’d told me in March 2025 that, come the end of August 2026 we would have lost Isak, Trippier, Gordon, Tonali, Bruno + Howe but that I’d be happier than a pig in shit…well I’d have said you were a mad bastard!!! Yet here we are, new manager, new players and new hope!!! Let’s fucking go!! #NUFC 1100 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Jaissle is an absolute class act!!! We’ve got a diamond on our hands!! #NUFC 0110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Widows Peak knows he can book spurs players doesn’t he? The shit he’s letting them get away with when Nico was booked for fuck all!! #NUFC 000 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I don’t EVER want to have to listen to Glenn Hoddle on comms ever again!!!! #NUFC 400 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fuck me, get Wissa on second half and ship Woltemade back to Germany! #NUFC 030 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026£45m for 1 goal Liam Delap! I think Forest could be in trouble this season! #NUFC 110 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Kerkez is all of us, Elanga is the cost of living!!! #NUFC 0172 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Good to see that managers change, players change but the officials stay as corrupt as ever!! Get fucked!!! Jaissle, lads, hold your heads up high! You won that, unfortunately big 6 corruption will always be here! #NUFC 060 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sunderland looking all shook up as they lose to Ipswich in their shite pink Elvis kit!! 😂😂😂 #NUFC 090 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026For days now I’ve been arguing with Mackems who incorrectly claim they beat us to their new full back! Then this happens!! Absolute cinema!!! 😂😂😂 #NUFC 150 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dedic has arrived in Newcastle! Medical tomorrow and set to play at the weekend against Liverpool at RB! #NUFC 0253 0
NUFCLXXXIV @nufclxxxiv.bsky.social · 15/08/2026People really need to calm down and stop any expectations of success this season! We’ve lost our manager and our top 3 players this summer. New manager in, new ideas and new players. It’s going to take more than a couple of weeks to all click! #NUFC 150 0