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nufc_seb

@nufc-seb.bsky.social
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Boring, Miserable and Unfunny. I like lifting heavy circles, listening to heavy music, drinking coffee, and sometimes NUFC Undiagnosed but something ain't right.

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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 33m
Can we recall Big Nick? 🤐 #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 1h
LOL! #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 1h
If that's a red then the games gone #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🤎
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Snoop Dogg Says 'I Get It' on Red Table Talk
ALT: Snoop Dogg Says 'I Get It' on Red Table Talk
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🫶🫶
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I should know better than to actually expect something from #nufc can't even be arsed to be upset.
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Mr Bean What
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#nufc
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Tim Robinson: I'm So Sick Of This!
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#nufc
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Ufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hope for the best, expect the worst. 👌
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fucking hold on to it Horni!!! That's amateur goalkeeping. #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Haha! #nufc
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Either way, he changed the game when he came home. Hate to say it but credit where credit is due. Well taken goal. #nufc #afc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone know is Bruno G is fully fit or or if Arteta is still managing his game time from injury? #nufc #afc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Great Success! Fist Pump Moment
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy belated birthday Amanda!? Hope you're not too hungover this morning. 🎂
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When the Premier League is back this weekend but Newcastle don't play until Monday. 😭 #nufc
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Roy Hodgson's Disappointed Reaction
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my God! I wan't to live there. Dr Pepper is life!
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure if that was England being good or Croatia being shit! Either way, a good win and a good watch for a change. #nufc #england
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sounds oh so familiar. Tip with the freezer. Blast it with a heat gun or a hairdryer. 👌
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the kind of stuff the international break has me doing! 😭 #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm still alive! (for my sins), but this International break has put me to sleep. I'll be more active when #nufc are back. Hope everyone is doing well. 🖤🤍
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Glad we didn't change it. Just refined. Don't hate it. #nufc
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not really to do with the spending, it's the way in which they "allegedly" accumulated the money to allow the spending. I still think they'll weasel their way out of it. The PL have no back bone these days.
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I actually have no distain towards Man City as a football team but assuming they are unable to defend the charged (they probably will somehow), I don't see any other suitable punishment than kicking them out of the Prem and stripping them of their titles/cups etc. #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yellowstone: Do You Want Some Coffee?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not getting too excited about the Man City news. A. It's probably going to be another few years before this all comes to an end. B. They'll probably get away with a fine, I don't think the PL have the balls to come down hard one them. #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally my whole life. 😂😂
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😂😂
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Greetings: Man Waving Hello
ALT: Greetings: Man Waving Hello
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pepsi Max > Coke Zero and no one can change my mind. 👌 #nufc #cocacola
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 24/09/2026
We are delighted to welcome Coca-Cola as the club’s Official Soft Drinks Partner in a multi-year deal which also sees the world-leading brand become the presenting partner of the popular St. James’ STACK fanzone.  Read more: www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newc...
The Newcastle United Crest and the Coca-Cola logo
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Call your parents! Drop the pride, drop the grudges, and tell them you love them. None of us are guaranteed tomorrow, and you never know when a call or visit will be your last. Life moves fast, don't wait until it's too late to say what actually matters. Miss you Dad! 🖤🤍 #nufc #ripdad #10years
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Then you add water to the bottle and shake it hoping for some remains of diluted shampoo that was clinging onto the sides of the bottle. #adhd #nufc
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hahaha. 😁 I mean, you can if you want. I don't mind. 😂
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#nufc
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So so sad! Chad was instrumental in moulding my musical taste as a teenager. Not just through New Found Glory but Shai Hulud too. RIP Chad. #chadgilbert #nufc #ripchad
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nope, for my sins. 🤦‍♂️
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nicki Minaj: Excuse me? What about me?!
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That 2nd half was tragic! But will take the 3 points. #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#nufc
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Kurt Angle Takes a Deep Breath
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FFS! We should have put this game to bed in the first half!! #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FFS Wissa! Good save but the shot lacked power. #nufc
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Pressing the Delete Key
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2-1?
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my days!!! Torn apart again. This could be a "mauling" #nufc #hullcity Super LEWIS HALL!
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nufc_seb @nufc-seb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Torn apart! Easy1 Go on Willock. #nufc
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