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@nucenturymod.bsky.social
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I hate apple watches. They don't work. Can you all stop talking into your wrist like this is a 90s spy movie?
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
One day 🍊 will die. And then Melania will sell her story to Netflix and that's how we'll learn about the Epstein Files.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
No matter how funny Gavin Newsom's staff writers are, remember he has a very punchable face.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Stop Boycotting. Buy less. High interest rates are actually an opportunity for us to SAVE money. Stopping over consumption is good for the earth and your wallet. That will hurt big business.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Bruh, WTH. It was weird, then it got weirder. Follower: Take my Twitter account. Me: uhm Why? No? You should keep it. Follower: *Block* 🙄
Chat with Ben Canham. Offered me his twitter account and then blocked me.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
VRBO/Airbnb is wild. Let me pay 3x the price of a hotel to sit your grand parents floral couch from the 80s.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
When I was a kid, I asked my mom how old she was. She said 34. Whenever someone asked me how old my mom is, my instinct is to say 34. Well today my mouth was faster than my brain. Should have seen the doctor's face...😅
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The silver lining to this dumpster fire is being mad at men has stopped me from seeking their validation. I'm not eating because a man is hungry, drinking because he's bored, sacrificing sleep for the gym, or wearing underwear that crawl up my butt. My skin is clear, I'm 25# lighter.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I rescued a caterpillar today.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
If anyone has actually organized their life please help me.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
On Monday I was having an allergy attack from bug bites. There was a mega storm early Tuesday morning and 2 of my trees came down. Now my toilet has exploded. Is being an adult just hopping from one crisis to the next and lying about how bad it is? Am I just failing as a person?
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Nicole Minet 🌊💙 @nicoleminet.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Opinionated Bitch 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇺🇳🇪🇺🇫🇷🇸🇪🇦🇺🐈🦋🌈☮️❤️ @opinionbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
#Religion
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
15 yrs ago I was on a first name basis with the vocalist for a D-List band; famous for his 2020 meltdown that got him cancelled. Now he's back, my top friend suggestion, engaged to a 22yo identical to his 2 ex-wives. Like his homophobic, racist rant never happened. ✨
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a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
Alt: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
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Roman Piso @romanpiso.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is so important. Rap3 is the only crime where victims aren’t believed and the rap*st isn’t labeled as such but they refer to the victim as the “accuser.”
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I really want to poke Kristi Noem's face and see if it moves like floam.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
A misogynist in his compensating for something truck chased me for driving the speed limit. He tailgated me for 20 min in a passing zone. I didn't cut him off or try to block him. He swerved at me. I floored it. He almost hit 2 cars & rolled his truck chasing me through a traffic circle.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I thought Republicans would melt if they wore a mask, but well well look at these ICE dickwads.
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a cartoon of a man with the words i 'm melting
Alt: The wicked witch with the words i'm melting.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
17 yo me ate a piece of rum cake on a camping trip. Someone told my Dad, I was getting drunk...like I was doing shots. I tried to explain the alcohol cooked off, my Dad said I lying, making excuses because I got caught. He punished and mocked me all week. This year feels the same.
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Jemele Hill @jemelehill.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My heart might be bleeding, but at least I have one. Can't say the same for other people...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Medical debt shouldn’t ever be a thing in a developed country. No other Western industrialized nation has it.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The whole protest by not going to work thing really throws me. I'd get fired, my house would be foreclosed and purchased by Blackrock. I wouldn't be able to afford the ethical version of all the brands we're boycotting. Going to work is the most punk rock thing I can do at this point.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I thought as I got older, old people would be kinder to me. I thought it was the natural order to hate on the young, like a hazing ritual. Now I'm old and older people are still insufferable. I have so much sympathy for those younger than me.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Sometimes I want to escape. Then I remember I don't have $7k to fly my 70lb dog on one of those dog airlines. So I guess we'll be here until we either starve or get shot by Republicans.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I confused Tramp with Warren Buffet in 2015. Don't scream, I never voted red. Tramp was always prefaced by "that guy from the apprentice." I conjured an image of Buffett, who also donated money to my college. He didn't seem that bad. 6 months later I saw a photo that I can't unsee 🤮
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
2 civilian looking cars with hidden blue/red LED were E. Hwy 36 in North Saint Paul about 20 minutes ago. Why the fuck can the cops driving around in these unmarked cars? If you're scared for your safety, stop terrorizing your community. Maybe save a cat from a tree or something.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Add NPR to the list of spineless bootlicking media. The heritage foundation can get bent. 🤮🤮🤮🤮 www.npr.org/2025/07/07/n...
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As women have far fewer babies, the U.S. and the world face unprecedented challenges
Far more families are choosing to have fewer — or no — children. Many countries, including the U.S., now face a rapidly aging population that could begin to shrink.
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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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AdkRaine @adkraine.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
And you can’t defeat with logic what was instilled without it.
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Stephen Hayes @stephenaytch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
@crimson-rove.bsky.social I think mereearthling is a bot. Account stats are low.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy Fourth of depression.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Trying to come to terms with the fact I'll probably end up in jail for running my mouth in the near future is definitely a process.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
*checks work email* *Clicks ad for tempura-pedia sale* *Justifies price* 🥊happy belated 31st birthday, would you like a side of existential dread?
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Hopefully you're as happy as Otis at the park today.
Black dog chilling in grass at sunset with a ball.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
My lil bro was in boy scouts & my mom volunteered a lot. One time I had to dangle off the side of her SUV to cut a strap on the roof rack. A scout my age walked up & scolded me for "breaking the rules; his dad was gonna take my knife permit." What permit? Your dad's not the boss of me.
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a man in a red shirt is being tied up by a man in a hat .
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
That's not very 1st amendment of you, State Department...
Screenshot of an nyt article about British Punk Rocker Bob Vylan chanting "Death, death to the IDF" at Glastonbury. UK has opened an investigation. The US has revoked his visa. 

Includes photo of Vylan crowd surfing.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I guess "day drinking" isn't an appropriate response to "What are your Fourth of July plans?"
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A lot of people have been writing "those faux Christians..." Doesn't the Bible say to stone women. Didn't they have animal sacrifices? Didn't the priests profit off pardons? When and where has it not been propaganda for a misogynistic ponzi scheme?
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Today, I'm an asshole for telling the truth. It's so on brand for 2025.
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
4th of July is cancelled.
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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nucenturymod.bsky.social @nucenturymod.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Friday feels like 10 years ago.
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a cartoon drawing of snoopy with his tongue hanging out
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