nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My year of Italian lessons from Amanda Knox's teacher is getting worked to the boneeeeeee 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've bought the wrong espresso pods twice in one day, these things are such a nightmare wtf 010
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When I arrived at my Italian studio as part of an adults-only complex, the owner handed me a second pair of towels and said: "These are for fucking. Fucking? Is ok. When sleeping the night, is problem. Say to me first. But fucking, is ok on vacation." 110
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Erling Haaland is a great thought experiment to find out exactly how many people I know want to do hand stuff with Shrek. 010
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The way that some people talk fawningly about therapy makes me feel like it didn't quite work for them 140
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Average age at the Geese show is 35+, like we're here getting our steps in 041
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Grindr going crazzzzzzy outside the venue where Jaboukie did a 45 minute set about being single 030
Reposted by nathan maDaley AF(C) @daleyafc.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I think we have a new winner. 0482117
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 18/02/2026People of colour: Nathan, I hope this is ok to ask, but I'm really curious and was wondering if I might ask— Germans: so are you black or one of those Filipinos 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Obsessed with content creators who are like "my secret recipe for low-carb nachos! first, get low-carb tortilla chips" like ok 120
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 18/01/2026My impression of a white person meeting an interracial couple: your babies are going to be sooooo beautiful 171
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I love when people are like "the best motivation is revenge" because it's like ok name three things you've accomplished recently 010
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 21/11/2025My body is not yet tea but it's deeeefinitely an herbal infusion 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 21/11/2025One thing about merino wool.... that stuff is INSANE for running... just ran 10k in an old moth-eaten Uniqlo number without getting too cold OR too hot... yes there were sweat icicles hanging off the back of it by the end but STILL.... 150
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I don't think I'm better than people who go on vacation to Dubai. I know that I am. 160
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Would it be a normal amount of insane to choose a psychoanalyst with the same name as my accountant 120
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I got another custom trophy for the winner of my birthday party this year and it's soooooo funny 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My plantar fasciitis cured itself.... I am the sole survivor..... 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I actually start celebrating my birthday early each year because my one must-have tradition is to buy nice new sheets so I can wake up feeling like a millionaire 120
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Hat jemand dafür eine Empfehlung in Berlin? Hab gestern für zwei Stunden gesucht aber auch könnte nichts reliable entdecken 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Need to know which PR keeps signing me up for Ed Sheeran's newsletter and why they've given him the wrong birthday 040
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Went to the club for my annual trend report. Current gay fashion inspiration: -Sorority cowgirl -Literally pirate -chainmail hoods 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Objectively funny that Mamdani met his wife on Hinge and they STILL only let users identify their politics as conservative, moderate or "liberal" 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Unemployment crisis in Berlin at an all-time high, the gay gym is at 110% capacity on a Friday at 2 pm 120
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025It's weird to me when people are afraid of public speaking. Like "I'm just afraid I'll say something stupid". It's like, that never stopped you before? 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025A friend from college recently reminded me of the time that a group of parents sued the school paper for $4 million dollars because the editors published an article about oral sex in which students agreed to use their government names 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025My birthday is in a week and a half so I'm setting my intentions for 32. Taking suggestions if you have them 110
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I like weightlifting because I find the idea of repeating something "until failure" unbelievably moving 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Celebrating being German by going to a German-language talk and being excessively German (making eye contact with someone as I blatantly cut them in a queue) 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Admittedly I work in tech but one thing that drives me insane is that anytime my colleagues ask for advice in the work Slack, at least three people reply "I asked ChatGPT and..." 140
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 27/10/2025A non-comprehensive list of reasons why I swipe left on people in no particular order: weird tattoos, annoying answers, "Moderate", septum ring, lip ring, named Ben, boring answer, tourist 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 26/10/2025"Perfectionism is ruining my life" then why are you so bad at everything 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 22/10/2025This is what happens when you replace your copywriters with AI 070
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 19/10/2025You can drink one of these in IKEA if you're hungover and ask nicely, in my experience 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Working in the food industry is so funny, sometimes I'll look up what a colleague does and their job title is like "Strategy - Onions" 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Likeability isn't distributed evenly but that doesn't mean it's bad 000
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 16/10/2025German politicians: why don't immigrants want to learn German German employers: why aren't immigrants fluent in German Taxpayers in Germany on unemployment: Can I take the German lessons that will help me re-enter the workforce German policies: no 515521
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 14/10/2025FYI Microsoft won't read all your mean posts about the Authenticator app but Apple will 010
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025One fun fact about me is that I took Italian lessons from Amanda Knox's teacher 030
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"egal ist keine Entscheidung" - are you stupid "das geht gar nicht" - are you that stupid "das weiß ich schon" - why are you stupid 020
nathan ma @nthnm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025A gay interior design couple just posted a few home shots with "Polysecure" on their bedside table.... it's like watching a relationship open in real time 020
