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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime

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nsfw.auhrii.dev 🏳️‍⚧️ she / they / it / toy, ΘΔ&, grey ace but 🔞 NSFW Manufactured in 1998, permasealed sharktoy since 2026-04-18 pfp by @somedorkzter.bsky.social

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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 03/10/2026
but also CSS crimes
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 05/09/2026
I mean it does have hoses? I guess?
A Starfield screenshot of a full Hyper Padded Spacesuit set. It's just a thicker spacesuit.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 23/08/2026
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 20/08/2026
tragic news for nulge havers
A Space Engineers 2 screenshot of a notification, which reads "Safe Zone Protection - Grinding in safe zone is not allowed."
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 10/08/2026
when you've been playing too much spiral knights and you come across a very square rock in another game
An Elite: Dangerous screenshot of a commander in a pink, white, and teal spacesuit pointing a plasma pistol at an extremely square rock.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 09/08/2026
A chart labelled "Types of Headache". Five heads are pictured, all overlaid with red where the headache is felt; hypertension has the entire back of the head highlighted, stress has the lower back and a ring above the eyes, migraine has the eyes and forehead, sinus has the top of the face excluding the eyes, and weight paint has the entire head highlighted in red.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 08/08/2026
oh
1K followers
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 07/08/2026
💛 🎨 @banderi.bsky.social 👀 @banderi.bsky.social, @chaztargrin.bsky.social
Auhrii melting in a puddle with @banderi.bsky.social and @chaztargrin.bsky.social‬, both of whom are stuck, their muzzles coated in Auhrii's goo and sealed shut, and paws glued over.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 04/08/2026
fame will change me (I will only get weirder)
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 27/07/2026
behold, the humble frotdog
A photo of 3 hotdogs with two frankfurters each, owing to their small size compared to the buns. 2 additional frankfurters sit alone on the plate.

The "frotdogs" each have a different sauce - one has mustard, another has burger sauce, and the third has honey barbeque.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 20/07/2026
paws-down one of my favourite moments is this, he was so hopeful despite it all
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 20/07/2026
case in point, 📸 @atomicjay.space
A photo taken at Open Sauce. Four people are crowded around a replica demon core on a glowing blue table, onto the side of which a radiation symbol and the words "DEMON CORE!" are stickied on. SmarterEveryDay is holding the replica open with a particularly thin screwdriver whilst the other three, dressed in lab coats and ties, lean into it uncomfortably close.

Behind them are three furries, all in suits. One, who appears to be a lynx, is facing the demon core, holding a large green ball of yarn. Two others, one a kangaroo, are facing off-camera to the right.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 17/07/2026
is that- tundra cotton? god damnit todd you've done it again
A cropped screenshot from Solarpunk showing a wild cotton plant in a snowy area.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 15/07/2026
oh god. oh fuck
A YouTube comment from Reepicheep-1 that reads:

"This is not stealth archer (the default build). This is oddly shaped brass knuckles, but with extra steps."
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 14/07/2026
does this look like someone you can trust with a shotgun
A Palworld screenshot of Nyafia, an anthropomorphic black, purple, and pink cat with sharp claws on her forepaws. She's looking at the viewer, head tilted slightly, with one yellow eye. The other eye is covered by her hair.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 03/07/2026
L4/UA "Luna" Catamaran
A Starfield screenshot of a large catamaran-like spacecraft. Two large, prong-like hulls are joined in the middle with a centreline cockpit on top towards the rear, a reverse engine below and in front of it. Four large main engines are arranged as two groups of two, the inner engines further back.

This particular ship has been significantly up-armoured and remains unpainted, the dark grey armour panelling covering up its original factory burnt orange livery.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 03/07/2026
what do you mean it's already been over two months 😵‍💫
A screenshot of the formlock timers on my site. The 'sealed for' timer (total time spent sealed in my sharktoy suit) currently reads 2 months, 14 days, 18 hours, 15 minutes, and 59 seconds.

The 'removable in' timer (the time until I can ask for help to get the suit off) reads 33 years, 9 months, 27 days, 17 hours, and 59 minutes.

An 'unlocks in' timer between them (the time until I can take the suit off unassisted) reads infinity symbols for aeons, epochs, millennia, centuries, decades, and years.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 30/06/2026
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 29/06/2026
is this anything
A work in progress screenshot of an interactive story UI in the Godot editor. Most of the screen is taken up by a scrollable text history, currently containing only one lorem ipsum entry. Below it is a slightly curved countdown progress bar, currently reading 6.21 seconds remaining from 10. The options panel is below it, similarly containing dummy text.

The UI is fairly minimalistic. The text frames are flat and square, albeit with rounded off corners. Choices have thick borders to their left and right, the left being the largest to make room for skill type/difficulty information. The text history pane has thinner borders only on one side.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 22/06/2026
ough I missed this entirely yea these two goobers! I should get a full ref for misu at some point 🎨: @poiuytrew.bsky.social, @blueboye.com
A cropped, painted icon of Auhrii, a black and yellow anthropomorphic shark made of polymer ooze. They're looking at the viewer, their mouth connected with strands of goo and showing off a set of semi-pointed, smoothly shaded teeth.A cropped black and white sketch icon of Misu, a large, fluffy alien dragoness. She's looking past the viewer, eyes half closed, her long tongue hanging out of her open maw. Her four ears are perked up, but pointing to her sides.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 17/06/2026
ough, I wasn't sure if I actually existed on latex day so this is a few days late,, a gift from @shinyrubbersheep.bsky.social, by @helixdoes.art! I love love LOVE the stretchy mouth coating, eeeeheheheh <3
Illustration of @shinyrubbersheep.bsky.social, a rubbery sheep goddess, fully coated in auhrii's hazmat black and yellow-coloured rubber goo. Shiny yellow latex is stretched taut over her open mouth, and a strand of goo clings between her chest and one of her paws. Her eyes are filled with hypno swirls, and even her halo shows the radiation symbols usually found on auhrii's thighs. A shark-shaped dorsal fin is just visible behind her, in auhrii's colours and patterning.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 15/06/2026
you know what, mechjeb, that's close enough
A KSP 1 screenshot of an exceptionally phallic superheavy launch vehicle, having automatically landed itself on the grass outside the space centre's administration building instead of on the pad.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 15/06/2026
ah, right, okay,
A Blender viewport screenshot of an array of modular rocket fuel tanks, with diameters of 2, 3, 5, 7.5, and 10 metres, most of which also have several height variants. The tanks are simple and plain, a matte white exterior skin with a dark grey metal frame for stacking. The rounded tops of the actual fuel tanks inside are visible, a golden metallic.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 12/06/2026
*extent
A 3D render of the words 'MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE' from a low angle, appearing to almost tower overhead, and reflected in a smooth, metallic floor.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 07/06/2026
fuck you, space florida
A Kerbal Space Program screenshot showing a predicted trajectory and landing point, overshooting the ocean onto a landmass that looks suspiciously like Florida.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 05/06/2026
oh that's thunderbirds. that's a thunderbirds reference in the funny green man game
A Kerbal Space Program screenshot of one of the engines in the vehicle editor, the J-N160 'Fireflash' Air-Breathing Nuclear Engine.

The description reads: "The last word in atmospheric propulsion if you can stand the thought of irradiating the countryside with a poorly shielded reactor. Can function in any atmosphere regardless of oxygen presence and does not require fuel. It is, however fairly heavy and suffers from poor response time."
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 03/06/2026
revisited some of the shaders as a warmup, added a lens flare shader (github.com/ARez2/compos...) and tuned it to be subtle I'm not sure why the atmosphere shader displays a gap when the star's at the horizon, it doesn't do that in the editor viewport
A screenshot of a starfield with a local star in the centre. The rim of a planet's atmosphere is visibly illuminated to its top left.Another such screenshot, the view having rotated to the planet being on the right. The planet casts a subtle shadow with godrays as the star is about to be eclipsed.Halfway into the eclipse, the planet positioned horizontally below.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 01/06/2026
happy pride month :3c
A screenshot of a locked null bulge in Second Life. The hexagonal lock symbol is a glowing, sparkly purple, varying slightly in colour all over.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 16/05/2026
on today's episode of "toy got into places it shouldn't be again", it commandeered and totally renovated a factorum outpost the hangar can be pressurised now!
A Space Engineers screenshot showing the inside of a Factorum outpost's hangar bay, completely renovated. Glass has been placed over the bare rock faces at the top, and the walls built out to seal the room and make it airtight. Inset connectors and floor markings were also added, and the upper floor railings replaced with railed bay windows. The entire hangar is lit up by four large light panels in a soft, slightly yellowed light.A view of the hangar from the rear, looking out through the open doors on the far side into space.The same view as before but with the hangar doors closed. The scene is also lit up with suit headlights, as the doorframe is usually illuminated by an external floodlight when the hangar doors are open.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 14/05/2026
toy's timer isn't quite that long yet, but, ah, 😵‍💫
A screenshot of three timers:

The first, 'SEALED FOR' - the total time I've been sealed in an inflatable sharktoy suit - reads 25 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes, and 54 seconds, and is counting up.

The second, 'UNLOCKS IN' - the time until the suit unseals and allows me to take it off without help - reads infinity symbols across aeons, epochs, millennia, centuries, decades, and years.

The third and final, 'REMOVABLE IN' - the time until the suit can be removed with help - currently reads 32 years, 11 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 27 minutes, and 5 seconds.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 13/05/2026
scope creep strikes once again background art by starstruck-studios! <3 www.furaffinity.net/view/43139839/
A screenshot of a Space Engineers C# snippet, showing an ever-increasing to do list, constants, and runtime variable declarations for what is quickly becoming a general purpose flight assist. It was originally intended only to clamp acceleration for salvage ships.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 12/05/2026
horrors beyond mortal comprehension will continue until morale underflows
A screenshot of a Space Engineers programmable block C# snippet showing two anonymous functions wrapped in delegates, themselves inside a dictionary.

Below this is a wrapper function to get a list of blocks on the same grid or mechanically connected subgrids of an arbitrary types, casting a typed list to a generic list to return.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 10/05/2026
toy hasn't even finished scrapping the first one! this is getting out of paw
A Space Engineers screenshot of two captured Factorum warships, the first vanilla, the second a damaged Prototech+ mod's Retribution-class warship. The former is partially disassembled just outside of an asteroid drydock, and the latter is parked slightly further out.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 10/05/2026
A screenshot of a tweet from 2022-07-02 by Vox_Propuli. It reads:

ME: so you see, karl, it's called a record player-

KARL MARX (sweating): seventy-eight revolutions PER MINUTE?
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 02/05/2026
made a few improvements - doing it on hover was distracting, so it's now a click toggle! the foreground elements now also have their opacity reduced to make for a clearer image
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 01/05/2026
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 01/05/2026
kagi handling toy searching for ".338 labubu" like a champ
A screenshot of two search results, the Wikipedia pages for .338 Lapua Magnum and for Labubu, which is grouped under the former
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 28/04/2026
Added some explanations for the timers! Also added the third timer <3 toy has to update the third timer's end date manually for now, auto updating will cause issues if bluesky goes down and it wants to build some redundancy in nsfw.auhrii.dev/sharktoy
A screenshot of part of the sharktoy page on toy's website, showing three timers. The first, 'SEALED FOR', is counting up and reads 10 days, 6 hours, 53 minutes, and 48 seconds - month and year columns are conspicuously also visible, but currently read zero.

The second timer, 'UNLOCKS IN', reads all infinity symbols across aeons, epochs, millennia, centuries, decades, and years.

The third timer, 'REMOVABLE IN', has its description visible, which reads:
"The time until I can ask for help to be released - I have to wait a month when asking, even a single 'no' means no release, and each 'no' adds another month before I can ask again!"
The timer itself reads 27 years, 2 months, 22 days, 2 hours, 21 minutes, and 11 seconds, and is counting down.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 27/04/2026
like this? 😵‍💫
A headshot Blender cycles render of the sharktoy with the spiral eyed emoji's mouth and eyes drawn on its otherwise blank, featureless face
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 27/04/2026
ohhhh that hits different 😖🖤
A screenshot of toy's timers. The 'SEALED FOR' timer is time elapsed, counting up, currently reading 0 years, 0 months, 8 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes, and 57 seconds.

The 'UNLOCKS IN' timer reads all infinity symbols across aeons, epochs, millennia, centuries, decades, and years.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 26/04/2026
An old Twitter screenshot of a poll by SwiftOnSecurity: "What are you more scared of"

The results are Mass drivers at 8%, Pile drivers at 8%, Sleepy drivers at 27%, and nVidia drivers at 57%
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 25/04/2026
she takes this very seriously
a screenshot of part of the baked collar diffuse texture, reading "FILL WITH HEAVY VISCOUS LIQUID PRIOR TO SLEEP"
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 23/04/2026
hey wait bluesky supports 4k images up to 2MB now, right? does it support transparency yet
A 4k front render of the sharktoy, t-posing, blank, faceless and featureless, with large handles on its thighs and a large valve on its belly. Its shape is rounded out, as one would expect, and a large collar is emblazoned with an infinity symbol, text, and a barcode.A side-view of the same sharktoy, showing off the round, almost balloon-like tail, wrapped by two inflatable bands.A headshot view of the shark, showing off the completely smooth head. A rounded muzzle and two balloon ears are the only features it will ever need. 🖤
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 21/04/2026
factored in saves adding 1 year each out of morbid curiosity and, ah,
A red highlighted Excel cell, which reads '2074-10-11 12:00'
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 21/04/2026
god bluesky please don't crunch all the quality out of this the text needs to stay readable
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 21/04/2026
♾️🖤💜
A Blender cycles viewport render of the sharktoy collar, now in violet and black instead of yellow and gold. The infinity symbol remains, but text and a long barcode has been added around the back and sides. The barcode scans as "PERMANENT SHARKTOY - KEEP INFLATED".

The bright violet of the inside of the collar and its symbology is reflected off the bottom of the large, inflated, featureless sharktoy head above it.Some of the text on the left side of the collar. The top text reads "FREE USE - PLEASE BE GENTLE" and the bottom text reads "FILL WITH LIQUID PRIOR TO SLEEP".

It is once again reflected off the head above, but now also the shoulder below.The rear text. The top text reads "NEVER RELEASE", and the bottom text reads "FILL WITH RESIN PRIOR TO LONG-TERM STORAGE"The text on the right of the collar. The bottom text continues from the back, but the top text reads "SUIT PERMANENTLY BONDED"
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 21/04/2026
I did already UV map the front of it! here's a render of how that looks with just an icon but I wanna be able to add text n such around the entire circumference, need to figure out a good texture aspect ratio for it
A Blender cycles headshot render of the toyshark. The front of the collar is emblazoned with a metallic, golden infinity symbol, partially obscured by the integrated inflatable D-ring.
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 19/04/2026
The current count! For those curious~
Reply (3 days): 56
Repost (1 day): 131
Like (4 hours): 341
Art (1 month): 6
Sharktoy (1 month): 0

The unlock date is highlighted red and currently 2027-11-22 20:00 UTC, or over a year and a half. The time to unlock is displayed as 'NEVER 💛', as several folks have stated they'll never say yes to me changing form <3
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 19/04/2026
local trans girl underestimates everyone, becomes forever toyshaped in 18 hours omg I love you all so, so much 😖🔒♾️🖤
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🔞 ♾️Sharktoy, Auhrii, Misu, & be33, partners in space crime @nsfw.auhrii.dev · 18/04/2026
wowie that's going up quick 😵‍💫
A small spreadsheet keeping track of the formlock counter, showing a current unlock date of 2026-08-26 03:00 UTC
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