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@noyj.bsky.social
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mrnoyj.bandcamp.com Some reviews: ‘Twiddly, 11/8 music changing key with gay abandon’ ‘I had to play Caravan's last LP afterwards to calm me down’ ‘A very satisfying mixture of styles and intriguing melodies - intricate chaos’ ‘Jazz from Hell’

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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 9h
This Is A Quality Post 🫡
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 9h
I absolutely love your candour 👍🏽 🏆 Will check out Brighton / Feb 👀
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 9h
I wish you well re: the final stage in your meal’s journey.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 9h
They’re all utterly bewildering! 👀
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 9h
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Balthazar, l'enfant qui court
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 9h
😄😄😄😄
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 10h
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Rachel Smith Says "Stop Right Now"
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 10h
What about the people that use the term ‘trump is a fucking lunatic’ instead of ‘trump is a fucking lunatic fascist’?
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 13h
What a dick
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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bandcamp.com · 14h
Preview - featuring @cinchel.com @noyj.bsky.social @jmhart.bsky.social @petridisch.bsky.social @johnlithium.bsky.social @horrordwarf.bsky.social and more iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn019...
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IHN019 // Gone in 60 Seconds - Vol. 5, by Various Artists
60 track album
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 14h
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Man Reacts to Punch: POW!
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 17h
🇪🇺 👍🏽 👀 www.euronews.com/2026/10/08/t...
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'The Orange Plague': Naked Trump statue on display at European Parliament in Strasbourg
A gold statue depicting Donald Trump fully naked and crushing a smaller man’s shoulders has been unveiled in the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France. #Art
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 17h
While your opinion remains free, I will happily subscribe to it 🫡
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 19h
They give a nice Ukrainian vibe too!
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 20h
He’s rich; he’s bored; he wants the limelight. What a wasteful contribution to society.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 21h
It’s all so ridiculous: if he was in the running for genuine reasons, I’d *love* for him not to get it (ha, ha!) - but - THIS GUY?? wtf
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 21h
Maybe he could be given the special one, y’know, the WalMart Peace Prize. It’s better than the Nobel because it’s golder and bigger and shinier.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 22h
Wordle 1,937 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking insane 😡
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s making it all up in real time. Because he’s nuts.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Caught in the headlights! Nowhere to run!
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So this completely fuckheaded lunatic is still being taken seriously as the leader of the free world, then. 🤷
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gah. Glad you’re now kicking *its* butt 🤘😗
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, the turmoil in their heads: they signed up for the power and the glory; they now know he’s a lame duck (not to mention fucking nuts); they don’t want to abandon their only chance of keeping a career; but they don’t enjoy it any more; they need to feel like they’re keeping some kind of distance.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Youre Hard David Brent
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi Paula, sorry to hear you’ve been ill 🤒 Are you doing ok?
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ole Miss Cheerleader Performance
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, I usually look at the difficult one and run a mile…
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pips #415 Hard 🔴 3:01
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know someone who’s sick
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Donald Trump Waving from Drive-Thru
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Arthur Treachers' Funny Curtsy
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve got three of these (which is a common response) 😄
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Onya Nurve's Hopeful Clapping
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤜 🤛 Phil 🥁 🫡
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m still eagerly awaiting trump to cram it with walnuts
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I SINGLE-HANDEDLY ENDED WORLD WAR TWO, THE GREATEST WAR IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT COUNTRY. LOOK AT THE NUMBERS - NO ONE ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS AND YOU’LL EACH BE PAID $5,000. SLEEPY JOE ONLY OFFERED YOU HIGHER GROCERY PRICES AND LESS OIL
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s a thousand times better than those short-sighted, cowardly, self-centred, clueless test tubes of testosterone and bile. I well up when I watch his vulnerability/bravery, standing there alone in support of his admirable, essential convictions. I’d shake his hand/buy him a pint in a heartbeat.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess the main thing is that they’re nice and apologetic! Neighbours can make or break a happy existence, eh? 🩵
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy. Would that we were all him. 🧡 🫡
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Man Reacts to Punch: POW!
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was the most influential artist at my most influenceable time of life… 😍
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Which One?
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’d all be honoured! 🤗
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s a token leader; an arrested-development child traitor puppet has-been celebrity buffoon with dementia and malignant narcissism: *nothing* he says is of worth, or believable. Why would anyone want to align themselves with this…
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because they can’t be bothered to use their brains.
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ting Ting Sparsh
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ha! I like what I hear 😌
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NOYJ @noyj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooooh - what are you having done?
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