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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Every fiber of my being is ready to take PTO this week. But, my trip is in 2 weeks 😭
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I keep feeling like something weird is about to happen. Nothing bad. But, just unexpected..
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Ariana Grande's Surprised and Confused Look
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s Monday and like Whitney Houston.. “I Have Nothing”.
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Annoyed Whitney Houston
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know what.. I’ma treat myself to a spa day in August. Cause I’ve been on E since I started this job in May.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
After my meeting today, I need to book another trip somewhere. Idgaf about PTO or not.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m ready for this week to be over. Been frustrated at work for 3 whole days and I’ve simply had enough.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Idk what’s in the air today, but everyone emailing me today is pissing me smoooooth off.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I knew this work day was about to be trash af when I went to make coffee and found out we’re out of creamer. It’s fucking Monday.. WHO FORGOT TO ORDER THE GAHDAMN CREAMER!????
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Annoyed Leaving
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not even gonna hold you.. I can’t wait to get the green light for my WFH days. I’m muhfuggin TIDE!
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I read this and screamed.. SLOW DOWN
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Last week of July.. phew 😮‍💨
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Between this tornado and retrograde, let’s wrap shit up ASAP
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Last July, I was stuck in Detroit because of a flight cancellation. This July, North Carolina. I’m not flying anywhere next July!!
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Nope Brennan Huff from Step Brothers
ALT: Nope Brennan Huff from Step Brothers
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ahh, nothing like my return flight being cancelled, in the same month my last return flight was cancelled, last year 🙃
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Post Vacation Blues 🫩
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Woke up to see the Devil done collected one of his children..
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chileeeeeeee movie night is exactly wtf I thought it would be. #LoveIsland
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Boom Bang
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ahhh, nothing like exes and past flings rearing their ugly heads during the shadow period of an upcoming retrograde… 🙃 Just a reminder to block y’all asses on everything!
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Blocked You Blocked
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“You might win some, but you really lost one. You just lost one, it’s so silly, how come?”
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Shoutout to the #BETawards! I loved seeing my people under one roof, dressed to the 9’s and showing the world the magic and power of OUR Black excellence.
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Woman's Proud Gesture of Triumph
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lauryn Hill performs “Ex-Factor” during the Lauryn Hill tribute at the #BETAwards:
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nas coming out done got me in my feels. #BETAwards
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Nfl Football
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
SZA boob is always making a random appearance
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kelly Rowland. THE GODDESS YOU ARE!? #BETawards
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Yass, Hunny, Yassss
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Max B came home, got a hit and is now performing at the #BETAwards..
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Dwayne Wade: I Love It
ALT: Dwayne Wade: I Love It
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
LMFAOOOOOOO NOW DURAND 🤣 🤣🤣🤣 The run & Tevin Campbell reference 💀😭 #BETAwards
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Durand Bernarr
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cardi said you wanna be funny? I’ma be HILARIOUS. Dragging BIA on album, through a successful tour and now the #BETAwards???
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Mileena's Fatality in Mortal Kombat
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Teyana truly deserves this moment. It’s been an honor to watch her grow and bloom since she stepped on the scene with My Super Sweet 16 🥹 #BETAwards
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Now, y’all KNEW Teyana was gonna be boo-hoo’ing when Janet came out to present her for her award. Give me baby some tissues!!!! #BETAwards
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
LMAO 💀 when you know.. you fuckin’ know.
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Sassy Girl Says 'Yeah... I Know'
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kehlani… baby. Phew 😮‍💨🥹 That was a beautiful performance #BETawards
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Renoi's Emotional Wedding Moment
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen, Josh and Mikal:
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces a ticker-tape parade and City Hall ceremony honoring the New York Knicks on Thursday, June 18
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bruh… this fin to be WORSE than the Eagles first win 😭
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Boyyyyy I know my goofy ass ex cried watching his Knicks win 😭
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Also mad I wore my good dress today when it’s a remote day for everyone BUT me lmao 💀
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First day at the new job and I’m here before my boss??? Lmaooooo this never happens 😭
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Can’t believe my first day is tomorrow. Been praying and waiting on this opportunity, and it’s finally here. I have a LOT to thank God for.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s really nice to see men in the nail salon. We love a man who cares about his hands and feet!
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Idk who else drops this year, but I need ONE solid album with 12 tracks, that bang.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Between Chris Brown and Drake, the light skin men need to put in timeout until we can get back to ONE album with 12-15 tracks!
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Chappelle's Timeout Sketch
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
After realizing the app timed out and I had to log back in…
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Michael Scott: It's Britney, I'm Back
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Phew, God really made sure THIS week was going to start off with movement in the right direction!!
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Today feels like a drunken good time outside.
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Mmmkay.. so I gotta come back TWO more times. Which makes this a grand total of 7 visits in 2 months
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Back at the dentist. For the 5th time in 6 weeks 😭.. God, let THIS be it!
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’m praying that this is my season of “pressure makes diamonds”. Cause it’s really the only way I’m gonna make it through this moment of uncertainty.
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a man says pressure makes the diamond while wearing a red white and blue shirt
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I need somebody to give the Gamecocks some of Michael’s Secret Stuff. Cause WHAT tf is going on???
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bugs bunny holding a can of michael 's secret stuff
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February Foles @noxiouscali.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Flipping through Pluto TV and saw “Selena” was on. I was trying to change it before the final 20 minutes, but didn’t. And now I’m in my feelings 😩
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 05/04/2026
Pepsi has officially withdrawn its sponsorship of Wireless Festival after Kanye West was announced as a headliner (via Guardian)
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