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Now Tense

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Gen-Xer who comments on politics, and likes humor. #leguminati

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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 9h
He consistently answers questions in a real concise way, that comes off as knowledgeable.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 19h
Here we are at this awkward moment of Donald's forced political correctness rant.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 21h
I thought MAGA wasn't about elitism? What happened?
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 21h
This press conference is like a bad acid trip. If Aaron's next clip is snakes coming out of JD's beard I won't be surprised.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 21h
I remember Carl Marx's long diatribe on the importance of boys playing in girls sports...
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 21h
Words have no meaning.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tobias Blue
ALT: Tobias Blue
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have sat pretty close to there before.
Photo of Petco Park
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like that's inflationary, and not good for the world economy, but what do I know?
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He should ask people to write in his name on all the races.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The information I had at the time was, he was unqualified. He had never managed anything effectively.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MAGA would probably tell you it's his diving knife on his leg.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time change we need new watches.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alabama watches are superior. 
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How did a party go from free trade to no trade?
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sunset looking off the Grand Mesa. The Grand Mesa, in western Colorado, is the largest flat top mountain in the world, with the flat area sitting at around 10,000 ft. #photography #nature #sunset
Sunset phot looking off the Grand Mesa.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happiness is a warm bum. -Mike Johnson
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is Lake Superior warm enough to sustain a wayward hurricane? TBD
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Artificial intelligence has a higher likelihood of winning the Nobel Peace Prize than Donald Effing Trump.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He has some brisket that needs cutting.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Habit is an interesting use of a word, about a company that just lost court cases for using addictive algorithms.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As we have month after month of the warmest global temperatures recorded.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How was this not met with laughter?
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speaking of gold, why don't you come out and look at my helipad....
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's weird I could have sworn he said this war will be over in weeks, in March.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do want to see his moonwalk skills, since he used to be a Micheal Jackson impersonator.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The narcissist believes every problem just needs more him.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Surprising soft spot? The current economic situation is a house of cards built on the promise of getting rid of everyone’s jobs through AI. The end result of a successful AI build out is an economic depression.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure why Mediaite decided to hire their own John Solomon.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will never understand why we needed a repeat of Donald. Everyone was warned this would be the result.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100 would sound unbelievable.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Again, if Canada had a dictator, Donald would be begging to do business with them.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The economy is going great, for him.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And, he likes the AI slop that makes him look less hideous.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m sure your new conservative writers will find a good reason for this.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Da Plane Da Plane! Meme
ALT: Da Plane Da Plane! Meme
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But, if you leave because of the noise or water being ruined, no check for you!
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Diesel was nearly a dollar cheaper per gallon back in August.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m pretty sure he booked his whole day with interviews prior to the hearing, because he was so sure he had him. He was probably the source of the article claiming he was VP material too.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think we have given the private sector every chance, and they have shown us every time they choose money over people.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This name rebranding brought to you by the people that completely freaked out over people’s preferred pronouns.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't imagine having so little shame, that you run to an interview and pretend like you weren't just humiliated by your evidence being completely wrong.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going on recess for two years?
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Checks menu at DC restaurant: there’s Ted Cruz’s signature.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He won't stop a technology that consistently makes pictures of him as being fit.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Russia, if you are listening..."
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric is probably paranoid when people speak in hushed tones too.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like measles?
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Canada had a dictator, Donald would fawn all over Canada.
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Now Tense @nowtense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
{Insert state here} is a state that loves money coming back into it. {Insert Candidate Here} is highly respected. {Insert Candidate Here} will be bring back money to {insert state here}
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