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Hey, ho, let's go. 🏠CMH

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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I! love! Tom! Hanks!
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fact that the cumdump motel is next to a Canes makes this meme locally hilarious.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People in California and Florida wanting Fall and Winter is always so funny to me. Like it's part of our reward for living in a continental climate, no shade.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a beautiful fall evening, I just rode my bike to the park and back, and now I'm enjoying a Warsteiner Oktoberfest on my porch.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of different groups who are knocking on doors in my [extremely blue] neighborhood is encouraging. They must really think we have a shot at this thing.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lost something worth $700 that I just put on 0% financing but haven’t paid for yet I am dumb dumb.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Gamecock football you'd think I have a humiliation kink.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't make me run for office, I've shared too many nudes.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no Evan Ross Katz shared a comment of mine on his story lololol
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another fraternity brother just got engaged [to a man]. We are not beating the allegations. I swear like 40% of our chapter is gay 😆
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish I could tell my coworkers to relax and not take our jobs so seriously. Like you’d think we were planning D Day every daily huddle call we have. These people need lives!
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got the wordle in two today! Taking it as an omen of a good Tuesday ahead
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So ready to change careers it’s not even funny.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would love to feel ahead in any sense but man it seems like everything is just stacked against us these days.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The vibes are off. Def feels like a dark(er) season is upon us.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Really not looking forward to how bad everything‘s about to get 
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Major LOL at the Jasmine Crockett saga.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No way it’s Monday tomorrow.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welp the fourth power outage of the summer. America really is turning into South Africa or Brazil
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Being 36 is fun because you can be daddy for college boys and be a boy for 50 year old daddies…
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I swear they’re a psyop to fuck up your order so you’ll use the app or delivery service. Like why can’t people listen?
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s my birthday 👴🏼
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Jamie Lee Curtis: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
ALT: Jamie Lee Curtis: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll take a 57-0 season opener #gococks
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why must the old guys always have a ki in the bathroom where people are cleaning out. Like go outside and chat it’s weird.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw my future husband at camp But he had a husband already… le sigh
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s so hot at the gay campground I drank 5 beers and a bottle of wine and feel nothing. Just sweating it out - how do people in tropical countries get drunk?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
“I could have given everyone on Earth perfect, symmetrical proportions, so why didn’t I?” — The Lord God
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God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People
THE HEAVENS—Scratching His head and rifling through His notes as He tried to recall His reasoning for the decision, The Lord God, Supreme Creator of the Universe, reportedly struggled to remember on F...
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol they say my student loan repayment is going to $800 a month now. I fucking hate republicans, man.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sure, everyone knows about teen/early twenties horny, but no one prepares you for mid thirties horny.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
youtube.com
party time
YouTube video by FNAkun
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally seeing The Odyssey tonight. Opted for a theatre with loungers and $6 Tue deal. I care more about being comfy and cheap than I do seeing it in IMAX...
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The sad posting by all these beef ranchers and cattlemen's associations is so funny. Like this is what y'all voted for! Be happy.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just spent like 3 minutes on LinkedIn. What a humiliation ritual!
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hate Microsoft Teams. I hate Atlassian Jira. Get me out of here.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life has been lifing this week. The tornado touched down right on top of my block on Tuesday. www.10tv.com/article/news...
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yay, work.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got a DM from a hot Brazilian who lives in Paris on IG saying I was cute and he found one of my comments on a post. Will this be how I meet my future husband? lmao
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Omg the Sniffies location wall is back on!
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
WHERE are the hot singles in my area? I’m only finding hot people who already have a husband and a boyfriend.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The male gender euphoria that comes when you manipulate any mode of transportation 😍
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I miss Double Scorpio… Damn you RFK Jr
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just found out that a camper I had when I was a 19 year old camp counselor now takes pictures of hot guys in NYC. Getting older is a trip.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Watched "What's Up Doc?" last night and we need more hot men playing nerds who end up in boxers and a bow tie in modern comedies...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls theonion.com/study-finds-there-aren…
Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I really can't stand the type of 'progressive'/liberal who essentially is a self-cucked conservative underneath it all - god forbid you state that a problem exists and that something is bad to these people and suggest we do something about it.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s 78° right now and it feels glorious
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait, Sniffies’s places took off the wall feature? That’s a bummer.
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just saw South Pacific today for the first time. That opening number is so gay (complementary)
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Noah @nowahklrk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She got us, girls. 🔥 💨
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