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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Rosemary Shrager is retiring from cooking and television after "tumultuous" career. Sporting a fuckass bob and a sun-hat, she said "I'll be in bloody Tenerife, mate." Source: The Bum

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I can't get fiona and that pissing ghost out of my sodding head

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

We at NovympiaDaily (once again unaffiliated with our namesake) remembered the password. We may or may not resume our regularly unscheduled mildly annoying posting.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

This is a very specific genre of image and I love it greatly.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

BREAKING: Olympia Avalanche has relapsed with her addiction to physically imitating furniture at the Novympia's ROYAL RUMBLE 2K25 in Bornemouth, England amongst rising stress and declining stamina during the match. Source: Novympia

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Dita Janx comes out of hiding with ominous Instagram story post. Source: olympia_avalanche, Instagram

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

'Nova-core' is currently sweeping the globe, taking social media users by storm and inspiring millions to get involved in a little bit of treason. Source: hepandeerus.sims (TikTok)

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Symmercy @symmercy245.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

My most sincere apologies to @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com as the Novympia discord is currently experiencing a Dita Janx related rebellion just naur.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

The current whereabouts of Dita Janx remain unknown.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Nova threatens Dita Janx's career as an oracle by correctly prophesising the rise to #1 of Kpop Demon Hunters as it officially becomes Netflix's #1 most-watched film of all time. Source: CultureCrave.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

EXCLUSIVE: Nova's green certificate for being a berk has been intercepted in the post. We have acquired a digital scan of it here. Source: Parcelforce

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Olympia Avalanche confirms pregnancy rumours after revealing that she gave birth in new Novympia video. Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ep...

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Glad to know we have a global reach here at NovympiaDaily

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Channel 5 social media account comments on Novympia Instagram post in attempt to maintain relevance with its under 25 and queer demographics. Source: Instagram.com/novympia

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Tabatha Coffey calls Novimpia parody of Tabatha Takes Over "delicious" in a cult first reacting to the video on The Morning Show on television. Source: Sunrise youtu.be/Xt9KMU3uDJ4

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Reality TV star Tabatha Coffey returns to Australia | Sunrise

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Olympia Avalanche's cover of Lily Allen's 'The Fear' Has entered the UK singles charts at #97.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Olympia Avalanche and her hat have potentially been spotted at Pulpit Rock in Norway helping people cross over at difficult locations, locals say. Source: Norway Today

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Olympia Avalanche and her hat have been seen helping children cross roads all throughout Bournemouth. Source: Dorset county council

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Can confirm. They are very dry but very soft on the inside. Not a brilliant texture experience. Unfortunately I bought 12 and I must now live with this decision: Source: Me, bitch

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Legal proceedings relating to Avalanche Vs Babadook have come to an end due to lack of a sufficient prosecution case. Neither side has yet made public comment about these happenings. Source: my sister in law Tracy who works at the home office

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Olympia Avalanche's secret call-out video has breached containment online and is projected to reach 1 million views by next week. Source: Socialblade, YouTube

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

"That cow stole my look. I'm speaking with a lawyer presently." Says the Babadook, in an interview with People magazine regarding new Novympia video. Source: People magazine.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns in new DIY music video. Source: YouTube

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Images have begun circulating of Olympia Avalanche taking photos of the man falling down the stairs at the 2025 MET Gala, dressed by Dollskill. Source: BBC America

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Olympia & Nova spotted at today's Popening in Vatican City.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

BREAKING: Olympia Avalanche admits to being accomplice to throwing faeces at a house. Source: www.patreon.com/c/novympia, Full Of It podcast

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

No news today, please enjoy these curated images.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Local woman has snapped. And we support her.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Mr Kipling birthday cake tarts have a 2-star review score on the Tesco website and a mixed-to-positive 4.2-star rating on the Morrisons website. Source: Tesco.com & Morrisons.com

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Susan Boyle's debut album 'I Dreamed a dream' is certified 10x platinum in Australia. Source: ARIA Charts accreditations #susanalbumparty

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

The least-viewed publicly available Novympia video is "Merch Competition Winner" from July 2017, currently holding a little bit more than 2000 views. Source: Novympia

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Rumour has it that Olympia Avalanche is actually two drag queens in a trenchcoat. Source: Adele

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

This Wine Tastes Like Crap #14 just turned 10 years old. Source: Novympia

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Adam Rickitt's wife Katy Rickitt lashes out on Instagram over comments made in new Novympia video. Source: Instagram

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

An alternate version of this clip has been found for viewing by those who are experiencing errors with the original post.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Leaked clip reveals new Hollywood movie adaptation of "The Novympics" is in late stages of production. Director, release date and cast remain unknown. Source: withheld for protective purposes.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Charmaine Diamond White spotted struggling to open carbonated beverage on Instagram livestream to celebrate being released on bail. Sources say the bail was set at 75p. Sources: charmainediamondwhite (Instagram), Poole Police Department

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Update: We have been informed by sources we were initially incorrect. The suspect was not a hitchhiker. The suspect has been identified as Charmaine Diamond White and she was waiting for her nail glue to dry. She's since been taken in for questioning regarding her violent crisp stealing. Source: PPD

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

The first ever Novympia shitter was minions. Source: Novympia Wiki

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

The only mention of Novympia on Wikipedia.org is noting their appearance in "Hello 2021: UK" - one of five new years eve celebration internet videos produced by Fremantle & YouTube. The gerls appeared alongside names like Naomi Campbell, MNEK and WillNE, among others.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

News is slow. I'm gonna start making things up at this rate.

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Novympia Daily @novympiadaily.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Tabatha Coffey yet to comment regarding Novympia parody of 'Tabatha Takes Over'. Will update when further news is available. Source: Instagram

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Novympia @novympia.com · 13/03/2025

Been working on a bunch of new projects behind the scenes that we can't wait to share with you! 👀

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