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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast

@novasolis.bsky.social
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1. Never put your face close to something weird. 2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.

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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 2h
It’ll probably be Winona’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus.
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 3h
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 2h
I would like to describe what it’s like to be single and middle-aged with an interpretive dance involving a tennis racket and a bucket of shit.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
Is there any contract, that’s great. But are they taking them down? Because if they aren’t, they’re still selling the data!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
And a back rub is never just a back rub.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
Or Knight them! Oh! Wait! That would be an interesting marriage ceremony!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
You gotta do what you Gotta do!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
It’s only a matter of time before they start doing the exact same thing to political dissidents.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
America really has become a country of absolute shit.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
With this administration, I suspect her only qualifications were having nice tits.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
I believe the standard operating procedure for boob skeets is 24 hours.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
Why do I have the suspicion that broadcasting the execution by firing squad of a man in a wheelchair Isn’t gonna do a whole lot to help Trump expand his base?
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 3h
*sigh* Another reprocessed blonde bimbo. What a surprise.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 4h
You had me at puppy.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 4h
You packed a place! Well done sorry I couldn’t be there! Go get them!!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 4h
Technically, because I don’t start a war with Iran, *I* deserve the Nobel priest prize more than Trump. And so do you!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 4h
When I lived in Washington Square Village, both the Blue Note and the Village Vanguard were only a few blocks away. I hung out at both places as much as I could. Sometimes I regret not appreciating it more, but for a 23 year-old kid I think I probably did pretty well.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 4h
Round 2 with the Cigarardigan! This fall is gonna be awesome.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 5h
Was your reception good or did you have to fiddle with your antenna?
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 5h
LeeLoo awakes from her nap and pops her head out to see what’s what
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 5h
Holy shit! Job well done!!👍
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 5h
I’m so glad to have a home again. Dave Brubeck on the stereo, dinner out on the balcony.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 7h
Trees, famous buildings, girls, there isn’t anything Donald Trump won’t rape.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 10h
Here! A pair of boobies!
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Blue-Footed Boobies on Rocky Ground
ALT: Blue-Footed Boobies on Rocky Ground
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 10h
A banner day for Mr. IKEA. I thought about bumping my cart into an attractive woman, turning it a rom-com moment where I find true love. Truth is, this shit is so heavy I would’ve broken her leg.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 12h
I’m a MAD crazy shoegazing fan. These guys were the loudest concert I ever attended!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 12h
No visit to IKEA would be complete without skeeting a picture of my balls.
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Sharon @asharona140.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever heard them fart the Star-Spangled Banner? It’s damn impressive.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hogsbreath is just jealous because a man in a wheelchair could still beat him in a 100 yard dash
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump is such a duplicitous fuck, he’s selling *other* peoples’ souls to the devil.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just remember, if the technician tells you have to do it in the nude, they’re lying.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*gets pen* Noted…
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which Tom Hardy does she like? The early career skinny male model or the later career former boxer with a mashed nose?
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m seriously surprised they didn’t auction off an opportunity to be one of the shooters.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember the old days when the head of the department of Justice didn’t take marching orders and the president? When the head of the DOJ wasn’t Trump‘s little wiggling little ball washer?
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the fuck is THIS horseshit?
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I Ernded it when I found out she was the kind of person who always left a car length and a half in front of her in the drive-through lane. 
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the color of the hand that writes the check.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Microsoft and Adobe will make significant financial contributions to Trump’s PACs, and they will be immediately let off the hook. This is just another corporate shakedown.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breakfast before business time.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m laughing at herr trump right now. Laughing. *LAUGHING*
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning! Rogers got his ass handed to him in the debate last night. Have some coffee to celebrate!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oof!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just wait till they start executing gay people. If the Dems don’t win in the midterms, it’ll happen.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a dinner date with Sue Shay!
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The move is on the verge of morphing from “Nightmare” to “this is cool!”
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here’s what grosses me out. They’ll air those obnoxious government funded pro-trump ads before the shooting.
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Lupus Yonderboy - Spectre at the Feast @novasolis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hogsbreath fancies himself quite a Christian. Can he show me a bible verse where jesus called for the violent public execution of people he didn’t like? Anyone? Anyone?
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