nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I dont really think my body is a temple anymore it feels like a kmart 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My lord told me "good night” but I thought he spokith “good knight” and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece 011
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026vapes are just propoganda to get you to enjoy suckin robot dih 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 14/06/2026can the amish motorboat their ladies or do they have to row them 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 31/05/2026due to inflation, Free Use is now $5.36 Use. we apologize for any inconvenience. thank you for your understanding. 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 19/05/2026i tried a meatball flavoured vape and now my arms wont bend 010
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 24/03/2026they say im a clown with money, but they aint even penny wise 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I've been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? 021
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 11/02/2026i think cumulatively i’ve jorked it longer than the confederacy existed 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 03/01/2026they forgot to add the throbbing cock vein to my mars bars 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 02/01/2026thinking about the squid they have to jack off to get all the ink for the epstein files 010
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 29/12/2025fortune teller just drew the 10 of pregnant werewolves card… 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 28/12/2025call me necrophilia the way i wanna crack a cold one right now 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 22/12/2025white collar this blue collar that honestly i dont care what collar she puts on me 010
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 05/12/2025i oughta run a private school the way they call me headmaster 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 28/11/2025call me ai the way i dont know what im doing with my fingers 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 23/11/2025i thought sliming out meant jizzing why are we murdering 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 21/11/2025if god didn't want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 27/10/2025>go to mcdonalds >order 2 large fries >get 52 small ones 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 16/10/2025i got a pocket full of sunshine ☀️ (an unregistered firearm) 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 16/06/2025if two vegans are fighting is that still considered beef 000
nova @novameow99.bsky.social · 29/12/2024cheap bulking tip: one humans skeletal flesh has 32,376 calories <3 030
