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Daniel Ryan

@nouorder.bsky.social
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Trying to shake the bod from dad-bod. All things football. Penchant for stadiums. Read my blog - nouorder.wixsite.com/nou-order-1

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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A new article looking at where FIFA’s latest money printing scheme might have found inspiration. Look no further than England’s elite clubs, and perhaps, yourself. open.substack.com/pub/nouorder...
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do well in Australia to stop a mining company from desecrating a sacred indigenous site, or a coal mining company sailing over the reef. Meanwhile, in England…. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Harry Potter fans force power link diversion to avoid Dobby's grave
Potter fans complained after a project manager suggested cables would go under the grave in a BBC interview.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve had 10 hours sleep in the last three days. I’m jet lagged. I got up at 3am. I’ve been working since 4am. I’m dying for coffee and went to three independent shops in the local area. None open despite listings they were. Costa it is FFS.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I take solace in the amount of backlash I’m already seeing towards Infantino’s plans to sell off football. Its angst is reaching fever from fans, press, plenty of non-FIFA footballing suits. Hopefully we can put a stop to this.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apparently there has been a load of changes to the MLS Roster Rules. Is one of them that word roster should be kept a million miles away from football?
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I played 6-a-side in the park yesterday. I dallied when one got floated in to me, torn between and injury inducing overhead or a safer headed option. The next cross that came in I went for a horizontal scissor kick and landed on my arse. Fair play to this bloke! www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Japan football great ‘King Kazu’ Miura, 59, scores first competitive goal in four years
The Japanese football legend Kazuyoshi Miura scored his first competitive goal ⁠in nearly four years on Saturday, aged ⁠59 years and 149 days
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
RIP King Kev. A fans account of the Keegan years @mancity open.substack.com/pub/nouorder...
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I loved it when Keegan was in the dugout
King Kev brought optimism to Maine Road. After years of bobbing up and down the the pyramid, City have remained in the top flight since his manager ship
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Did you see the muppets at the World Cup final? Kermit and Miss Piggy were also in attendance too
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No golden boot, no golden ball, no gold medal. Cry for me Argentina, as you’ve built your hopes in me (perhaps to replace Diego, and wash away the guilt of how they treated that past hero). You are stuck with with this, with Enzo, with Paredes. That’s your legacy.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Surely that’s two yellows for Paredes?
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twenty three minutes past the hour and the biggest game in sport is getting back under way. What a joke.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Leandro Paredes is an Argentine international footballer
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I won’t miss the same thee adverts that SBS have shown during every break for the last month.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve got up for the second half. Totally forgot about the half time show. Thought the game would be back under way. Gaudy, cheap thing of a show. Awful.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We lost exactly for this reason. Haven’t seen one person say Messi was a cheat. He is however a tax dodger and Saudi Arabian shill.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Further confirmation. Pricks. Sad pricks.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well beaten there. That stings a lot
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nico left side. Doubling up on Messi. Good idea
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
BIG FUCKING DAN BURN
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They are gambling. Get Rashford or Saka or and go for it!
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You are a very good footballer, Lionel. But we aren’t scared of you princess.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucking tackle Djed
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FUCKING HAVE THAT
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Romero. Add him to the little prick list too.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Have that Messi you little prick. Great challenge from Jude in the box.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If I were a Liverpool fan I’d be severely disappointed with Alexis MacAllister. There’s a chasm between the effort displayed in the Premier League last year versus his intensity for Argentina. Players ghosted past him last year without him laying a glove on them.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Simeone’s a little prick isn’t he. I mean more so than the rest of the Argentina team.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
‘30. Finally got downstairs on sofa after kid woke me up at 3am and been encouraging her back to sleep. This is exactly what the World Cup is about.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m travelling for work today and tomorrow and by some good fortune, there’s no WC football I’m missing. How on earth did that happen?
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fair play Spence pressing there….we did have another seven full backs covering him if they countered
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Haaland and Kane, in their peaks, on the same pitch.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ok, here we go. Been much calmer about this game than I was England v Mexico, and that’s not to underestimate Norway. They are a good collective side, but not being in the Azteca, and playing these lovely Vikings should make for a calmer watching experience
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Does VAR need an overhaul? What would you do to improve it? #var #fifa #worldcup #MEXENG #threelions
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What yesterday’s win meant is hard to put in to words. I’ve done my best though. open.substack.com/pub/nouorder... #threelions #england #worldcup #bellingham
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The page is turned at the Azteca
A letter from one fan back to the team
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good riddance
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He’s going to intervene again isn’t he…by disappearing the USMNT this time
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was dying for it to stay 2-0 at the break. Would have loved someone to do a Spanish dubbed Mike Bassett ….”we’re 2-0 to the English”
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England’s best ever tournament performance.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
More time to acclimatise
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s 32 degrees in New Jersey right now. The game is slower than a midday Mexico 70 game…..and Carlo Ancelotti is still wearing a three piece including knitwear
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Got two screens on here - #URUSPA on the TV and #CPVKSA on the other. Bliss
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Through seeing the minutes silence during the Uruguay v Spain game, I learnt of the earthquake in Venezuela. Obviously tragic. But why are certain fans at the game disrupting it? Not cool.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Here’s the latest edition of the zine. Ahead of today’s last group match, we look back to the Socceroos 2006 journey. #socceroos open.substack.com/pub/nouorder...
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Zine 5 - Socceroos Edition
Hello....we’ve a guest write for this edition, as we continue our journey on through some of the tournaments past. Matthew Gaetano Basso is a fellow Yarraville resident and we play together socially
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There’s an intriguing back story to Algeria’s last group game against Austria on Sunday. How the expanded tournament makes for more jeopardy in the final round of games but where some more than others will be cagey affairs. open.substack.com/pub/nouorder... #algeria #disgraceofgijon #worldcup
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The King In The North
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My four year old builds better walls out of Lego than Uruguay do to defend free kicks. URUCPV
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m not sure who is doing co-comms for the BBC but they’ve just said exactly what I’ve been saying about the drinks breaks. No coaching contact. Shorter. Middle of the pitch. Part of football is one team being under pressure and the players figuring out how to fix it, not constant coaching.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Grandma in a bunker, I know, I know. It’s serious.
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Daniel Ryan @nouorder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
France, instead of doing nothing and waiting to be gifted a penalty, have remembered how to play football.
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