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Nouh Bdee

@nouhbdee.bsky.social
138 followers 286 following 330 posts

30s M in the US, giving smut-writing a try

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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wake up, @aletheafaust.bsky.social! New nickname for The Crux just dropped
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Jess! We discussed this! That’s not what that was supposed to be for! Just wait and see if I ever offer you any semen again SMDH 😤
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Goblin Baywatch (none of them can swim)
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victoria malfoy @snakeysmut.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
"use ur words" bork bork ruff ruff yip yip 💜🐶
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I usually try to go with being mostly right while sounding mostly wrong. I don’t think I’d want to be all right. Moderation in all things is definitely the way to go.
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My kingdom for an edith button.
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Alethea Faust @aletheafaust.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
EYYY, I've been bad about actually being on this platform, but I'm here! And queer! And write super kinky epic fantasy that is also queer and here! (In fact, book 4 just came out a couple weeks ago and lookit how pretty it is)
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Howdy Ian!
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Aww!! I’m so glad! Odyssey is FREAKING AMAZING!
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
@aletheafaust.bsky.social I would like (1) clap please for the restraint I showed by not starting my ‘zon review of Odyssey with “Let’s Fuckin’ GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Hecks yeah! 🎡🎠🎢
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a carnival with a ferris wheel and fireworks
Alt: a carnival with a ferris wheel and fireworks
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Okay, but like: the killing me’s not going to be the first thing, right? ‘Cause the carnival is always a hassle, with the parking, and the tickets… I just…if I’m going to go through all that I’d rather save the killing me part for the end, ya know?
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Joi Miché @joimiche.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Let’s add this one to the book club
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Apparently it’s not for everyone but I kinda want it now
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
That niche ain’t the only thing gettin’ filled HEYYO
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Serena Silverlake @serenasilverlake.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
i have a niche, but i fill the shit out of it
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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Name is Kheesh, if she doesn't like you she might cast testicular torsion on you, or explosive diarrhea if it fails.
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RaGoldCat @ragoldcat.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
We reached part 3! ✨ Those are very good thighs 👀 But we can’t stop here can we? 😤 Should she take her shirt off? 🫣💕
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skelliefranky @skelliefranky.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
2024 v 2019
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
If you build it… (Two hours and no one had done this. I *had* to.)
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Bimbo Spy considers herself a mistress of disguise, but she always dresses as the slutty Party City version of her chosen disguise
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
That looks awesome!
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Princess Werewolf😳 Werewolf Princess 😳
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
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No Noo GIF
Alt: Darth Vader yelling “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Is it weird how grateful I am that twooter messed up your account?
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Prose as an artform is amazing because it does not exist in my head, nor in your head - it exists between us both, out of synch in time. I try and communicate, and you create it in your thoughts, and between us, we make entire universes.
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
This is it. This is the skeet.
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Blankets are great, but puppies are way better
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Wow, I do not post here often enough! Anyway, did you know that my RPG, HEAT, has...a KICKSTARTER!? It's a diceless, action roleplaying game that I've been working on for years! The kickstarter has a demo build and will soon have a quickstart adventure! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hea...
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HEAT: High Excitement Action Tabletop!
A unique, diceless TTRPG that combines high-octane energy and pulse-pounding intrigue in a totally new way.
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Hckyeah!
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Oh, and everyone: The HEAT kickstarter funded at 16,500 dollars! That means we didn't just get the book funded, we also got two settings funded - STAR WALKERS (Dark Souls meets Star Wars) and BLOOD DIMMED TIDES (queer vampires against the Martians)
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
In classic Dragon Cobolt fashion, so far this story is at least half as weird as it is good! Which is a lot! It’s very good!
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
That sounds like an adorably overcomplicated way to solve that problem
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
mad deck envy
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
"Don't fuck with me. I have more knives than you can possibly imagine and I throw them like you broke my heart."
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
"I can fix her" is out, "I can contain her. The seals will not breach under my watch. I must understand her secrets" is IN
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
"Uh oh...we might have gone too deep." [Muffled Balrog Noises]
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Those are both great
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
I’ve got it! Boston Baked Beans!
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
I’ll bring whatever theater candy sounds the most like a sexual euphemism. Milk Duds? Goobers? Sno Caps? We’ll figure it out
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
I know this is a bit but if Mel Brooks made a documentary about the history of the penis I would watch the dick out of that
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
A Love Dong for Bobby Dong
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Knock knock. Hi, sorry, I was just wondering if you could be a little louder please? I’m trying to listen in and you’re not really making enough noise
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Well they do look pretty yummy
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
This really highlights how unimaginative a lot of “alien” or “mutated” “monsters” in horror movies are.
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Nouh Bdee @nouhbdee.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Congratulations!!! I’ll go ahead and get mine up for you too
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