Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Censorship against fake accounts has finally hit Bluesky. Probably should have expected this would happen... I miss old Twitter. I miss the old internetz. I miss BBSes. I miss fun. I miss freedom. PS: Tell Jerry I said hi 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026MLB giving Cavalli essentially a one game suspension for what he did is almost criminal. What’s next, awarding an expansion franchise to the KKK? www.mlb.com/redsox/news/...mlb.comCavalli, Contreras receive 7-game suspensions after benches-clearing incidentDiscipline has been issued to members of the Boston Red Sox and the Washington Nationals as a result of the on-field incident that occurred in the bottom of the fourth inning of Tuesday night’s game a... 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Remember when MLB suspended Jarren Duran for using the f-slur towards a fan, but they didn’t do shit after Cade Cavalli said a blatantly racist phrase against another player which incited a brawl? 100
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026FUN FACTS: The legal name for every player on England’s football team is “Lord Cockburn” 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We all heard, very clearly, what Cavalli shouted. There’s absolutely no way whatsoever to imply that he shouted anything other than “Sit down, boy!” ESPN is intentionally lying in support of racism. There is no other way to see this, and it’s fucking ridiculous. 100
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I want to start a Texas grindcore band called Tony Romo’s Vagina 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ecuador’s coach looks like he runs an AI company called Deep Fellatio 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Where did Ecuador find their coach, Epstein island? 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I could be a great soccer player if you gave me cocaine 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Every goal I’ve seen scored during this #WorldCup is like the most impressive sporting achievement I’ve ever seen in my fucking life. 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026During this hydration break, GG Allin will pee in your mouth. For free! 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Whatever country wins the #WorldCup should host the tournament in 2030. So I’m hoping a small country with like one stadium wins the cup this year. 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Fire every MLB ump and replace them with my balls 030
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026“Wally’s got a broom” I’ve also got your wife your marriage is ovah 020
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026#redsox should make every 33rd game of the year Rhode Island night, then pay homage to the Pawsox 33 inning longest game in history. Bring back those old McCoy 33 inning cups too. 000
Reposted by Walter KosumakProductive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026[extreme Transatlantic accent] SONNY GRAY 141
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory then just sharting it out 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The 2026 #redsox really can go from a no hitter to Eat Arby’s 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Whenever the Yankees are on the field, Chapman sucks. But I liked watching this dynamic better when Chapman wore pinstripes. 010
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It’s weird to see Yankees player with beards. They should be should to shave all of their facial hair, including the eyebrows. 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You know, I think I’m going to skip the Las Culturistas awards show. I’ll be too busy washing my pubic hair or something. 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026A hydration break haiku: michelob ultra just carbonated urine really why oh god 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Why do Canada’s uniforms looks like they’re covered in polar bear spooge? 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026A hydration break haiku: i have to argue clarence thomas isn’t black he’s just not ok 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I can’t help but think that racism is driving the negative coverage of Devers. The guy can barely breathe without someone covering the nature of that breath. This is happening whilst mid-tier Democrats went apoplectic after people of color won NYC primaries for saying the same exact shit as Bernie. 100
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Reading all the ”FIFA/the US government is trying to screw Iran’s football team!” takes is annoying. Like people really think Kash Patel was up at midnight phoning FIFA officials to take Iran’s goal away? Iran was offside. It was incredibly close, but still offside. This isn’t a conspiracy. 010
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The Yankees have picked a great time to actually suck 020
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026lol. lmfao www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/06/red-...mlbtraderumors.comRed Sox Place Marcelo Mayer On Injured ListBoston's middle infield keeps getting more and more banged up. 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026What if Roman Anthony went on a hydration break and just forgot to come back? 110
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026poultry just best us. AND IT WASN’T EVEN THE PENGUINS 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026every celebrity is getting a few seconds of face tine on camera, except me. but that’s only because I’m muffdiving in public right now 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026HYDRATION BREAK HAIKU: water is very wet also what’s wet is your mom ha ha ha ha ha 010
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026YOU’RE OFFSIDE NO YOU’RE OFFSIDE YOU CANT HANDLE THE OFFSIDE 000
Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Oh fuck yeah gobble gobble you turke-eeeyea fucks 000