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Walter Kosumak

@notwallygm.bsky.social
124 followers 253 following 981 posts

Drunk mascot of the Boston Red Sox. Used to be a decent insult comic. You still need to get me a beer and keep your children the fuck away from me, shitheads.

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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Censorship against fake accounts has finally hit Bluesky. Probably should have expected this would happen... I miss old Twitter. I miss the old internetz. I miss BBSes. I miss fun. I miss freedom. PS: Tell Jerry I said hi
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
MLB giving Cavalli essentially a one game suspension for what he did is almost criminal. What’s next, awarding an expansion franchise to the KKK? www.mlb.com/redsox/news/...
mlb.com
Cavalli, Contreras receive 7-game suspensions after benches-clearing incident
Discipline has been issued to members of the Boston Red Sox and the Washington Nationals as a result of the on-field incident that occurred in the bottom of the fourth inning of Tuesday night’s game a...
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
But what if it was Two Worlds One Cup?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Remember when MLB suspended Jarren Duran for using the f-slur towards a fan, but they didn’t do shit after Cade Cavalli said a blatantly racist phrase against another player which incited a brawl?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t take that goal away, suck it
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Are you fucking kidding me, no goal?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
FUN FACTS: The legal name for every player on England’s football team is “Lord Cockburn”
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We all heard, very clearly, what Cavalli shouted. There’s absolutely no way whatsoever to imply that he shouted anything other than “Sit down, boy!” ESPN is intentionally lying in support of racism. There is no other way to see this, and it’s fucking ridiculous.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I want to start a Texas grindcore band called Tony Romo’s Vagina
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ecuador’s coach looks like he runs an AI company called Deep Fellatio
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Where did Ecuador find their coach, Epstein island?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cade Cavalli looks like he’d blow Hitler
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I could be a great soccer player if you gave me cocaine
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Does anyone actually like John Denver?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Holy fuck Morocco
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every goal I’ve seen scored during this #WorldCup is like the most impressive sporting achievement I’ve ever seen in my fucking life.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
During this hydration break, GG Allin will pee in your mouth. For free!
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Whatever country wins the #WorldCup should host the tournament in 2030. So I’m hoping a small country with like one stadium wins the cup this year.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fire every MLB ump and replace them with my balls
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
IM DOING SOME SUMMER CLEANING IN YOUR FACE
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Wally’s got a broom” I’ve also got your wife your marriage is ovah
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Emo AAron Boone sad face awwwww
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#redsox should make every 33rd game of the year Rhode Island night, then pay homage to the Pawsox 33 inning longest game in history. Bring back those old McCoy 33 inning cups too.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
[extreme Transatlantic accent] SONNY GRAY
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory then just sharting it out
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Justin Slaten looks like a chonky Larry Bird
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why is Connor Wong a catcher?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
oh my fucking giddy aunt
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The 2026 #redsox really can go from a no hitter to Eat Arby’s
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Whenever the Yankees are on the field, Chapman sucks. But I liked watching this dynamic better when Chapman wore pinstripes.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hoooo-lee-shit
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh my god oh my fucking god
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s weird to see Yankees player with beards. They should be should to shave all of their facial hair, including the eyebrows.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You know, I think I’m going to skip the Las Culturistas awards show. I’ll be too busy washing my pubic hair or something.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A hydration break haiku: michelob ultra just carbonated urine really why oh god
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why do Canada’s uniforms looks like they’re covered in polar bear spooge?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A hydration break haiku: i have to argue clarence thomas isn’t black he’s just not ok
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I can’t help but think that racism is driving the negative coverage of Devers. The guy can barely breathe without someone covering the nature of that breath. This is happening whilst mid-tier Democrats went apoplectic after people of color won NYC primaries for saying the same exact shit as Bernie.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Reading all the ”FIFA/the US government is trying to screw Iran’s football team!” takes is annoying. Like people really think Kash Patel was up at midnight phoning FIFA officials to take Iran’s goal away? Iran was offside. It was incredibly close, but still offside. This isn’t a conspiracy.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The Yankees have picked a great time to actually suck
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
lol. lmfao www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/06/red-...
mlbtraderumors.com
Red Sox Place Marcelo Mayer On Injured List
Boston's middle infield keeps getting more and more banged up.
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What if Roman Anthony went on a hydration break and just forgot to come back?
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Someone named ASSGOD scored a goal for Norway
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
poultry just best us. AND IT WASN’T EVEN THE PENGUINS
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
every celebrity is getting a few seconds of face tine on camera, except me. but that’s only because I’m muffdiving in public right now
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK HAIKU: water is very wet also what’s wet is your mom ha ha ha ha ha
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well, at least we murdered their goalie
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
YOU’RE OFFSIDE NO YOU’RE OFFSIDE YOU CANT HANDLE THE OFFSIDE
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh fuck yeah gobble gobble you turke-eeeyea fucks
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Walter Kosumak @notwallygm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Go stuff your turkee-e-yea
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