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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has me feeling ill. deathpenaltyinfo.org/executions/b...
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Botched Executions | Death Penalty Information Center
The Death Penalty Information Center (DPI) is a national non-profit organization whose mission is to serve the media, policymakers, and the general public…
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My old boss always used to say (re asshole opposing counsels) “if you’re gonna come for me you better be right.” Schmitt did not get that advice it appears
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This place near me offers the full body cancer scan thing. I can’t really afford it but I have a weird feeling I should. Is “the vibes are off” enough reason to spend that much money though…
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man City should change its name to Enron FC
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s a pic of my son you missed while I forgot this site existed. He’s almost a grown man now and it makes me sad.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly I’m so annoyed that @morbidpodcast.bsky.social talking about a Wendy’s burger with a pretzel bun has me on the way to Wendy’s for the first time in eons. I’m weak for a pretzel bun.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If yall aren’t watching Irish Traitors I recommend it. All age groups and not all models. Feels more real. Also very stereotypical with two Seáns and two Paurics. 😂
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oops I forgot this app existed.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
JFK was problematic but it’s against my Irish Catholic DNA to hate him. I just can’t. I think it’s illegal actually.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Listening to Jackie Kennedy smoke cigarettes and talk shit about world leaders that were mean to Jack has been absolutely fascinating. You can even hear the ice clink in her drink.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I will never take a better picture of my dog than this one (aka she will never wear glasses again). Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone ☘️ 🇮🇪
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This week alone my house has cost me $10k in repairs not covered by insurance. I am beyond annoyed. Good news is the main water line won’t bust a fourth time bc that bitch is new
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I love how proud Ireland is of Jessie Buckley. It’s so heartwarming
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Bothers me that Today Show folks took pics of Savannah Guthrie’s emotional visit and released them. She’s your coworker/employee shouldn’t you want to protect her from more intrusion?
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
At least once a month I think about restarting The Americans or Orphan Black and I never do it.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
When will I learn online shopping will not cure depression
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I also finally replaced all but one last Olive Garden esque light fixture. One big ass chandelier to go…
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I moved in Oct 2022. I just finally fixed the hole from the geriatric prior owners mounting the bedroom tv twice as high as they should have.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I don’t live in Htown so I don’t really go here anymore, but the Dash 3rd jerseys are nice I guess
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s February and somehow I’m still cleaning up messes from the person who got fired last November 🫠😫
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My tiny bb fell off the bed at 2 am and cried a bit while walking. I’ll see how he feels in the morning but I hope he’s just sore and not injured.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Walmart had gold puffy jackets on sale for $3 and they felt appropriate after the great Olympic day 😂
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There’s a golden retriever that gets posted on the golden subreddit a lot whose name cracks me up every time. His name is MEGATRON. 😂☺️ 10/10 no notes
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I know the world is a dumpster fire and nothing matters but Jesus Christ this woman has been dead for 27 years can you chill
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The internet reminded me that Rudy Galindo and Kristi Yamaguchi skated pairs for a bit and it is sending me. Slightly related: remember his program with the Navy costume. It lives it my head rent free.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Honestly good sportsmanship where competitors are genuinely happy and excited for each other makes me 🥹
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ALYSA YES GIRL
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/02/2026
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The British will arrest an (ex) Royal for Epstein, but this country won’t arrest a demented president and others for the same. Shameful.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dude why is figure skating just a devastating emotional beat down this Olympics Jesus Christ
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Selling stuff on FB marketplace makes everything about where this country is right now make sense. So many people lack basic reading skills it’s infuriating
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I watched this movie so much as a kid because it was the only “scary” movie at blockbuster my mom would let me rent. I can quote almost all of it to this day.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
No offense to the Heeler fam but this cereal looks like shit…
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day from my two precious dum dums. 😍
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
So idk if this is a common Heated Rivalry take or not bc I don’t go here but I feel more invested in Smoothie guy Kip and his bf than the main couple.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I dreamt I survived a plane crash on a work trip and still didn’t get a day off. I hate it here.
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maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 13/02/2026
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I wish Audible had a “stop showing me Harry Potter” setting. They’re everywhere and there’s multiple versions of each.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I thought I could get a 70 lb 4 x 8 rubber mat into my car by myself and I was wrong. I was so mad I had to ask for help. 🫠
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Turning my guest room into the gym so the trailer can go in the other garage. Do I put stall mats over the carpet or rip it out?
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ok I’m finally starting the hockey show everyone can stop yelling at me now.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Look I love Nolan Ryan but who actually wants this???
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This is the first thing I thought of when I found out they were allowed now. Apologies whennnnn
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I forgot Amber Glenn was from Plano. Hell yeah.
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Every hour is WWE crackhead hour in this house…
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I put Finny in the back of the car with a bone bc he wouldn’t settle in his crate while I was trying to work on the car. This mf climbed in the front seat, LOCKED HIMSELF IN WITH THE KEY IN THERE, and turned the windshield wipers on. Puppies are hell 😂
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AG @nottodaysatans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me: okay I’ll try to be fun and festive today! Me 5 mins later: I’ve made a terrible mistake…
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