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NotThomasPorter

@notthomasporter.bsky.social
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Amateur, reader, artist. 35 He/Him, 18+ content Profile pic by the incomparable @dyrdeer.bsky.social

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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 3h
Worth the detour and getting home a half hour later 💖💖💖 Thank you @glopossum.com and thank you @phoenixcomics.bsky.social
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 4h
Hilarious. The most funny.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 6h
Oh lawd ima coming!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 6h
Y'all still got the GIFs in stock?
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 7h
12 likes isn't bad for me. "Number go up" was hoping for more 😅 I think my most liked is still a picture of a sticker...
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 11h
I'm glad to hear you say so 🤩 I worried it wouldn't translate as glossy 😅
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 11h
Oh damn! 😳😳😳
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 15h
#bonktober2026 Day 8! Broomstick Another today! I've been uploading these a day after doing them, so decided to get a day ahead. So you get two today! New witchy hound. She prefers the "surfing" method of broomstick riding. And doesn't like pants 😅 (Bonktober prompts from @lekroox.bsky.social)
Witchy Hound Lady rides a broomstick like a surfboard.
Her dress blows up revealing her ass.
Whatever magic keeping her hat on apparently doesn't work on her skirts.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 15h
#bonktober2026 Day 7! Latex Who else but my boy Elias? Ooooh I had fun with this one. Which is funny because I have seen waaaaaay better latex 😅 Guess I just always kinda enjoy making Elias 💖 (Elias originally of @dyrdeer.bsky.social Bonktober prompts courtesy of @lekroox.bsky.social)
Gator Boy Elias pulling on a latex body suit.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heck yeah! Art is art. That is some fancy latex.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fair enough. Gotta protect the fur-babies.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not your dad. But I fear you may need to unplug from the "awful hose" for a lil bit 😅
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God I love your colors dude...
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why would you say something so true, yet so brave?
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Arby's Steak Nuggets? Or I guess, bat and or deer nuggets?
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#bonktober2026 Day 6! Doll Anatomy Decided to go the most tragic route unfortunately. They are mostly sexless unfortunately. Help a doll out? 😅 (As ever, thank you @lekroox.bsky.social for Bonktober prompts.)
A doll begging for some sexual affection.
She lays back, "nude", with legs spread wide.

She says,
"I know there's No hole. Just Rub My Smooth Doll Pussy til' I feel Something!
Please!!"
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ohmygod!!! 🤩🤩🤩 Hope they last til Thursday 😅 (Payday)
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have some close family and friends in that boat. But being told how to act just enforces the compulsion, no? A friend and I have a deal. One question of my opinion is allowed. As soon as he starts asking for more detailed clarity (to satisfy compulsion) I make alarm noises and his wife joins.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oooooo!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#bonktober2026 Day 5! Candy Por... Huh... Candy *Corn* I guess. Damn censors. Thanks again to @lekroox.bsky.social for the Bonktober prompts. Second year of good times.
A triple X candy bar depicts a nude woman from behind.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HUBBY YEEN! 🤩🤩🤩 All praise be!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me too! I did a bit of a cheeky cop-out 😅
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#bonktober2026 Day 4! Spit Tongue Just a simple quick one today :) Might pre-sketch a few for this week 😅 Only got a few skant hours to myself during the workweek. (As always, thx to @lekroox.bsky.social for the prompts 😁)
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This. What. People do this? Isn't the entire point of allyship that it's not about you? This is silly.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks! Who doesn't like a lil fishnet action 😎👍
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If nothing else, I gotta get my boy the proper booty 😅
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeeeees! Boy built corsets!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#bonktober2026 Day 3! Corset Felt weird to not have my boy Elias make an appearance. And he *for sure* has and will wear a corset. Not my best, but it is done. Elias originally of @dyrdeer.bsky.social fame. Thank you to @lekroox.bsky.social for the prompts 😁
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#bonktober2026 Day 2! Breeding. Decided to go a more, micro direction on this one inspired by recent @meeshy.bsky.social doings 😆 Thank you to @lekroox.bsky.social for the prompts as always!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh shoot. 🥵🥵🥵
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The season is upon us! #Bonktober2026 y'all!!! Today's promt: Monster Dildo I believe my new witchy character believes one of their dildo collection is not as it seems. Thanks to @lekroox.bsky.social for the prompts!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my 😳 It them...
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes! 😆 We back baby!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ugh 😩 That cloth cling is something else! Hot hot hot
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah the sky wet. Classic PNW.
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Kroox - Home of Bonktober @lekroox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy spooky season. Bonktober is back, y'all! This year's list came from you: you sent the prompts, last year's top participants each curated a list & @Orenji's won the poll. I'm gonna begin follow the list starting October 1st, and it'd be great to see y'all join in too! Details in the comments👇
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ghat dayum! 🤩🤩🤩
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐕🎵
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this so much 🤩
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mrrrow!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...me-ya?
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🐭🍑 👀👀👀
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lolcatz 🐈💌➡️MFF @dyrdeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
porn. regblog if you n agree
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. Very much yes.
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am... not mentally prepared for this...
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where da tummy at?! WHERE DA TUM GAWDAMNIT!?!
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy crap! How did I miss all this awesome stuff?! The heck! 🤩🤩🤩
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love. 💪👀
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NotThomasPorter @notthomasporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Emerges from the "no art cave", squinting into the blinding light of hot curvy teacher.) The time... has come...
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