Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/07/2025"During a perfectly innocent exchange regarding recovery supplements, I momentarily lost grip of my phone and accidentally sent a photograph of my exposed lower half to Ms. Azealia Banks..." 06711
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025BREAKING: Taoiseach announces plans to convert GPO into Europe's largest Boojum 0151
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025BREAKING: British government warns that anti-IDF chants at Glastonbury could radicalize people into not bombing hospitals 07322
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 19/06/2025BREAKING: When asked about footage of him assaulting a man in an Ibiza nightclub, presidential hopeful Conor McGregor replied: “FUCK OFF. I’LL KILL YOU. GIVE ME COCAINE.” 92693152
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 22/05/2025BREAKING: British Government reminds public that posing with a flag is "terrorism" and that arming a genocide is "robust foreign policy" 18027
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 29/04/2025BREAKING: Government confirm that beefing with rap groups will remain a top priority ahead of minor concerns such as the housing crisis 0348
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 28/04/2025BREAKING: "Horrified" Micheál Martin attends Kneecap gig 2377
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/03/2025BREAKING: Burke family confuse American police with game of invisible twister 1352
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 12/03/2025BREAKING: Micheál Martin meets Vice President JD Vance for breakfast in Washington 0438
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The ads on twitter are getting out of control 0201
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Gerry Adams photographed alongside Martin McGuinness (1987) 1182
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 06/01/2025BREAKING: Robbie Keane set to become the new manager of the North Korean National Team 2364
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 06/12/2024my festive ass watching Patrick Kielty get bullied by children for two hours straight #LateLateToyShow 0491
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 04/12/2024BREAKING: Tricolour to be flown at half-mast today at Leinster House following the split of Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter 1543
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024BREAKING: Margaret Thatcher (FG) has been elected in Dublin Mid West #ge24 2646
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024BREAKING: Baron Harkonnen (FF) has been elected in Louth #ge24 0656
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine (FG) has been elected in Galway East #ge24 2569
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024BREAKING: The Dark Lord Sauron (FF) has been elected in Dublin Fingal East 0364
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024BREAKING: Tommy Shlug (IND) has arrived at the Mayo constituency count centre in Castlebar #ge24 1432
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 26/11/2024"What Senator McGahon did with that twix in that tent was an act of self defence..." #leadersdebate #rtept 1394
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The mood if it ends up being a FF/FG majority: 0312
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Fine Gael dropping 6 points the week of an election: 1382
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Can't wait to vote for Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael on Friday after a long hard shift at the 'getting hit in the head repeatedly with a hammer' factory 2636
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 19/11/2024BREAKING: Paul Mescal shares his experience meeting King Charles III "I wanted to strangle the inbred c*nt with my bare hands" 218121
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Micheál Martin after a long day of looking like a gimp while canvassing: 2575
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/11/2024BREAKING: Donald Trump has selected Conor McGregor as the new head of the Drug Enforcement Administration 211926
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 07/02/2024BREAKING: Irish actor Barry Keoghan disintegrates after eating a spicy chicken wing on Hot Ones 0233
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 17/01/2024BREAKING: Croke Park to be renamed the Abrakebabra Arena in new sponsorship deal 2101
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 28/12/2023BREAKING: Magical forcefield protecting the six counties from adverse weather according to Met Éireann 13010
Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 19/12/2023I'll be doing my best to exude this type of energy next week 🎄 0102