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Raidió Teilifís Éireann but 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂. Surprisingly, no affiliation with the actual RTÉ News.

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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"During a perfectly innocent exchange regarding recovery supplements, I momentarily lost grip of my phone and accidentally sent a photograph of my exposed lower half to Ms. Azealia Banks..."
Conor McGregor reading apology note
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Never forget...
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I honestly give up...
Screenshot of a person tweeting "When has the IDF killed civilians?" with a picture of Cillian Murphy looking vexed with a mini Guinness as the quote tweet
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
BREAKING: Taoiseach announces plans to convert GPO into Europe's largest Boojum
Micheál Martin next to the GPO with Boojum signage
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
BREAKING: British government warns that anti-IDF chants at Glastonbury could radicalize people into not bombing hospitals
Kier Starmer and Bob Vylan
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
BREAKING: When asked about footage of him assaulting a man in an Ibiza nightclub, presidential hopeful Conor McGregor replied: “FUCK OFF. I’LL KILL YOU. GIVE ME COCAINE.”
Photo of Conor McGregor crossed with an image of him assaulting a man in a nightclub.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
BREAKING: British Government reminds public that posing with a flag is "terrorism" and that arming a genocide is "robust foreign policy"
Mo Chara and Keir Starmer
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
BREAKING: Government confirm that beefing with rap groups will remain a top priority ahead of minor concerns such as the housing crisis
Side by side of Kneecap and Micheál Martin.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
BREAKING: "Horrified" Micheál Martin attends Kneecap gig
Micheál Martin at a Kneecap gig in a bulletproof vest.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Homer sitting on his car while Michael D. Higgins illuminates the sky.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
BREAKING: Burke family confuse American police with game of invisible twister
Isaac Burke put on his arseAmmi Burke being dragged.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
BREAKING: Micheál Martin meets Vice President JD Vance for breakfast in Washington
A photo of Micheál Martin and JD Vance completely unedited
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"There'll be no horseplay then, I'll tell the goys"
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A picture of an awkward looking Micheál Martin with the caption "Look at my Taoiseach dawg, I'm so cooked 😭😭😭"
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Pedro Pascal on the Luas (which is a completely free mode of transportation)
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A fake ad with the headline "They Cut His Mic After He Spoke The Truth" alongside a photo of Gerry Hannan and Frank McCourt
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The ads on twitter are getting out of control
A fake ad with an Irish Independent headline reading "Simon Harris's Dirty Little Secret Will Shock You" along with a photo of Simon Harris and Jimmy Saville
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Gerry Adams photographed alongside Martin McGuinness (1987)
Andrew Garfield* photographed alongside Martin McGuinness (1987)
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
BREAKING: Robbie Keane set to become the new manager of the North Korean National Team
Robbie Keane side by side with the flag of North Korea
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Text message from a contact labeled 'The Grinch from Dundalk' with a message reading "I'm gonna rob all your presents so I am."
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
my festive ass watching Patrick Kielty get bullied by children for two hours straight #LateLateToyShow
Cillian Murphy covered in Xmas decorations with a pint and a caption saying "class"
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
BREAKING: Tricolour to be flown at half-mast today at Leinster House following the split of Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter
The Irish flag at half mast next to Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
BREAKING: Margaret Thatcher (FG) has been elected in Dublin Mid West #ge24
An Urn with the caption Margaret Thatcher edited onto a Fine Gael Election graphic
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
BREAKING: Baron Harkonnen (FF) has been elected in Louth #ge24
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine (FG) has been elected in Galway East #ge24
Palpatine edited onto a Fine Gael election graphic.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
BREAKING: The Dark Lord Sauron (FF) has been elected in Dublin Fingal East
Sauron edited onto a Fianna Fáil election graphic.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
BREAKING: Tommy Shlug (IND) has arrived at the Mayo constituency count centre in Castlebar #ge24
Tommy Shlug at the count centre in Castlebar with a 'Vote 1 Shlug' badge
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#ge24
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Simon Harris edited onto Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons with the caption "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"What Senator McGahon did with that twix in that tent was an act of self defence..." #leadersdebate #rtept
Simon Harris
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#rtept
Simon Harris and Micheál Martin dressed as hot dogs with the caption "We're all trying to find the guys who did this..."
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The mood if it ends up being a FF/FG majority:
Michael Jordan crying superimposed onto  Ireland with the caption "Mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life"
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Fine Gael dropping 6 points the week of an election:
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Can't wait to vote for Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael on Friday after a long hard shift at the 'getting hit in the head repeatedly with a hammer' factory
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
BREAKING: Paul Mescal shares his experience meeting King Charles III "I wanted to strangle the inbred c*nt with my bare hands"
Paul Mescal being interviewed by Variety
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Micheál Martin after a long day of looking like a gimp while canvassing:
A person wearing business attire lying in a soapy bath with the caption "Oh my god. This was so needed..."
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This account getting 2,000 followers:
Michael Scott with a mullet looking confused shaking hands with a man. The 'Not the RTÉ News' logo is placed in front of him.
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BREAKING: Donald Trump has selected Conor McGregor as the new head of the Drug Enforcement Administration
Donald Trump Conor McGregor smoking the ends of a blunt
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Socialist United Ireland Fans For Internet Today @irishitfans.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
BREAKING: Irish actor Barry Keoghan disintegrates after eating a spicy chicken wing on Hot Ones
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
BREAKING: Croke Park to be renamed the Abrakebabra Arena in new sponsorship deal
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
BREAKING: Magical forcefield protecting the six counties from adverse weather according to Met Éireann
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
"So it begins..."
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
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Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
I'll be doing my best to exude this type of energy next week 🎄
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